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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSP1THD9cA

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Jun 5, 2005


This has been my go to music video to laugh at for like 20 years since I first saw it on a used VHS tape I bought in high school. wait for the fast zooms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hsse_4UBS4

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Bulldogs: not hosed up enough...Until now!

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Jun 5, 2005


AlbieQuirky posted:

It's Mike Edmonds, who was great in Time Bandits.

Uh, I just looked this guy up and he looks nothing like the guy in that video who may or may not be Peter Dinklage.

Edit: that has to be Dinklage

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Jun 5, 2005


Face blindness nothing. Dude looks exactly like him. It's true that the ages don't match up though so it can't be him.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Alestorm

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Jun 5, 2005




AlbieQuirky posted:

Am I missing :thejoke:? Because it's Mike Edmonds.

That's not the guy who looks like Dinklage though. There was 4 dwarves in that video maybe you are thinking of the wrong one?

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Jun 5, 2005


AlbieQuirky posted:

Am I missing :thejoke:? Because it's Mike Edmonds.

Just to be clear



This is not the guy in your IMDB. and he looks like Peter Dinklage's doppelganger.

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Jun 5, 2005


iphone 8 is lookin good

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Jun 5, 2005


My friend's bulldog got into his food and ate the entire bag. Like 20-30 pounds or something. They had to take it in to get emergency surgery or get its stomach pumped or something because it couldn't move.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I prefer my Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage tyvm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

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Jun 5, 2005



Holy poo poo

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Jun 5, 2005


Would you gently caress me? I'd fu...who am I kidding.

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Jun 5, 2005


I wonder how long it took that kid to wish he could just sit his rear end down on a couch and play Nintendo. If I was a betting man I'd say one afternoon.

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Jun 5, 2005


zoux posted:



~guess the sub~

normalfag platitudes.

There used to be a 5'2 GBS goon that had about the same level of sense of humor/confidence about his height I wonder if it's him lol.

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Jun 5, 2005


Weldon Pemberton posted:

Why not post the full uncut version (that was taken down for disgusting content, but people often reupload):

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkvadv8DJQ:nws: :nms:

Put this guy in a cannon and shoot him at a wall point blank

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Not in the movies.

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Jun 5, 2005



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Jun 5, 2005


I used to think that Davis dude seemed like a real run of the mill piece of poo poo but after looking in to him more, he might be one of my favorite internet personalities. Right up there with the 21 foot rule guy. Dude seems like he stopped mentally developing past 16.

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Jun 5, 2005


There is no doubt in my mind. Yes. There are very few people more ill suited for the job than out current president and I'd happily take Joe Exotic over him. Then again I'd take the guy that rang me up at Target today over DJT and I don't even know anything about him and he was 16.

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 07:27 on Dec 18, 2017

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Jun 5, 2005


Untrustable posted:

Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on.

I appreciate you expanding on this a bit, but I feel like it's not enough. I need more.

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Jun 5, 2005



I was about to scramble to screenshot that dude before I scrolled down.

E: He'd make a good av lol.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


My buddy had his ears gauged in the late 90's and took them out almost 20 years ago and his ears still look like buttholes to this day. I remind him as much as possible.

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Jun 5, 2005


cash crab posted:

;)

Also, you guys know that most people with stretched ears clean them? The butthole look is also from not cleaning/oiling them, that usually indicates a lot of scar tissue.

No it's from having a huge hole in your ear and then taking the plugs out. It's not going to heal itself all the way without surgery

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Jun 5, 2005


Oh they aren't all crusty like that they just shrank down from not being used since 1999. He had them stretched to like an inch.

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Jun 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvfYcZ8GAVM

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Jun 5, 2005


Imagine viewing the forums through the lens of non animated emoticons. You'd lose all the feeling, you'd never know that the smiley sucks on the other smileys dick after it gets hosed in the butt.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Goons discussing genitals is the worst, goddamn.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Even Lauren doesn't know which Lauren she is.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Your username keeps throwing me off :lol:

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Jun 5, 2005


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Yeah, that’s a two-way street. I keep seeing your posts and thinking to myself , “I don’t remember saying that!”

The other day someone said something like "great post Veni" and I was like "what the hell is going on here there is no way they are talking about me"

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Jun 5, 2005


Sometimes I wonder if a decent percent of images like that are the female equivalent of revenge porn.

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Jun 5, 2005


Labes for days posted:

How is that anything like revenge porn? Unless you equate "once showed a guy your titties" with "wished rape/murder/assorted victimization upon a person who stated they were not interested in dating you on the internet" or something.

What I meant is that I wonder if some of these come from somebody who is mad at the guy, so they manufacture some horrible exchange to stick their picture and name next to and share it all over social media. I know dudes do actually say poo poo that horrible on dating sites though, but it would also be a really easy way to stick it to someone as well.

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Jun 5, 2005


That looks like bonafide dick skin to me

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Jun 5, 2005



Let's see how many buzzwords you can fit into one sentence...GO!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is "dr." not capitalized for any reason?

it's short for durr

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Jun 5, 2005


Sic Semper Goon posted:

Please translate for the rest of us.

"look at meeeee!!!! Pay attention to meee!!!"

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Jun 5, 2005


She really wants being fat to be the same thing as being gay doesn't she?

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Jun 5, 2005


Slugnoid posted:

yeah but she doesnt want to talk about being fat and gay, she wants to make being fat like being gay, as in LGBTF

as a gay dude i reckon i finally know how black people feel when they see wiggers

Yeah exactly. She's using a more socially acceptable plight to try and add legitimacy to pseudo intellectual bs by attaching it to it.

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