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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Slime posted:

the face rings a bell.

Is that why her chin is caved in?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

oldpainless posted:

Why does Dobson (we've got Dobson here) draw himself as a blue bear?

He got butthurt at being called out for portraying himself by means of his self-insert character in an extremely flattering manner in comparison to how he actually looks in real life, and had a full-on meltdown into FINE, I'LL MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU THAT HOW I DEPICT MYSELF ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE REFLECTIVE OF WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE mode.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

ShootaBoy posted:

I can as well. Puns are great.

They're a medium rarely well done, tho.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Tribladeofchaos posted:

Wait isn't JustinRPG the guy that's in love with Reshiram? And made a song about it or something?

He also wants to eat its poo.

Like a lot.

Like a whooooole lot.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Randaconda, I love you and appreciate your efforts.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does one have to go to a special shop to get underpants in that size? Do you have to have them specially made?

I personally am not a small or skinny man, (I wear size XL), but even in Target and Myer etc. I get freaked out by the size of the 4XL and 5XL T-Shirts and pants.

I can't imagine how hard it must be to shop for clothes if you are this size. And also if you are this size, how did you allow yourself to getthere? Surely there was a point where you said "Well, I can't find undies to fit me in normal shops any more, better cut down on the donuts and mountain dew."

It's a mental health issue at this point. See also the people who sit down on a couch and then never get up again for years until they die; their skin woven into the fibers.

There are two decisions that are made: the decision not to get up to take that first poo poo, and the decision that it's not worth cleaning up after. When you're over that hill, it's easy to keep going.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

The Door Frame posted:

. Einstein spent his last years vehemently trying to destroy modern physics.

Could you elaborate on this?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Don't doxx me bruh.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Sunshine89 posted:

These characters also seem to think that "introversion" is a nerd superpower.

However, what they call introversion works out to being indecisive, passive-aggressive, prevaricating whiners who expect others to intuitively know exactly what they mean or what they want, and melt down if that doesn't happen. They expect to be spoonfed, to have criticism withheld when they screw up and to have constant praise whenever they do the smallest things right. They never contribute anything beyond the bare minimum to not get fired and are a pain to work with in any case.

But Tesla was an awkward permavirgin and he once claimed to have made a literal deathray, therefore I'm brilliant.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

goose willis posted:

That is the most disinterested expression you could possibly have in a picture of that genre

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

Good ol' Mungo Jerry.

Everything about this video is gross. The hair, the teeth, the constant spitting into the bottle, the assumed (and likely) lack of hygiene.

Dorset truly look like a "Mungo" like no-one else.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

because daddy's cummies are yummy in my tum tum and make me feel squishy

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Y'know, the last AUG thread had a very specific rule about not devolving into gore pornography and I think that it was quite a sensible one.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Panfilo posted:

Plastic surgery seems like the kind of thing that has amazing results if the person's face was already disfigured, but if the person already looks fine then it seems to roll back to looking creepy.

Particularly in this woman's face, which looked fairly symmetrical before but after the surgeries they managed to make her face look very obviously lopsided.

In general cosmetic plastic surgery is a very good way for a 25 year old to temporarily look like a 20 year old, before suddenly looking 40 through her late 20's.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Scathach posted:

The creepy pale zombie contacts are not helping her look. Poor thing got the perfect combination of litch and stupid.

Ftfy.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Y'all motherfuckers NEED to watch this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2wF8LOV5kw

It's just a minute and a half but it's amazing. And it's real enough that there's a kickstarter for it.

Also a lot of the promo videos for it feature a girl with a slavic accent, so I'm going with "records your confidential call and sends it straight to the loving Russians, idiot".

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Sludge Tank posted:

His videos get more cringey the older you get and you realise its a phase he refuses to grow out of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPC4tTXY81E


God. The awkward cigarette. The awkward drink. The chair. The awkward crossed leg. The condescending tone. . SO MUCH AUG.

I'd ask why he feels the need to be so performative about his masculinity but it's really, really obvious.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Of course this loving twerp lists his middle name on Facebook.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
I keep on lurking this tread for trainwrecky goodness and have come to the realization that I rarely contribute to a thread that has offered me such joy, so my new years resolution is to give back to the community.

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This week daddy and I explored more of our relationship which is something I am really enjoying. Daddy gave me an enema and double diapered me and put on a locking diaper cover. Having the water in me and knowing what was coming was scary but the way daddy stood behind me and talked in my ear made me feel so safe and calm. Daddy put a timer on and gave me ways to get out of it which I was desperate for but being honest I wanted the lose of control I crave it even though it scares me I want daddy to over power me to have full control. Daddy led me to the lounge but I was nervous to sit down so I went to my kitty bed and within a few minutes I couldn't hold back and had an accident so daddy took me outside to walk around for a bit which caused me to have bigger accident which caused me to blush and get tears of embarrassment and all I wanted was to hold onto daddy so we went back inside. When we got in daddy sat on the couch and I sat in my kitty bed and held onto daddy for comfort and protection as I was messing. Daddy talked to me and told me how little I am and how I have no control and how he would always protect me and look after me and I felt so small and volurnable which I haven't felt before but was the most amazing feeling to have someone I trust someone I would give my life for and someone who in my own little way I love see me in such a way that I never knew I could be that I didn't know I needed or craved was an amazing experience that I will always treasure. Holding daddy close and having him talk to me as I messed made my head go fuzzy like we were the only people in the world like nothing else mattered all my fears were flushed away. During our time together we also spent time out together exploring new places and daddy cooked amazing food for us. Seeing daddy do something he loves and brings him joy makes me the happiest to see his face light up just makes me melt and want to make him feel like that all the time I can't imagine life without him he has my heart. During our time I also had some accidents which turned into punishments one was a spanking and another enema while role playing as a school girl which I have never roleplayed but through it daddy reminded me it isn't real that it is play so that helped me lots. Another punishment was daddy figging me which stung and I was tempted to hide the ginger from him but I didn't. During the punishment daddy reminded me I have safe words which made me happy that he cared how I was feeling he also spanked me which made me hurt more but I held onto daddy and gave him eye contact as I was crying and he made me feel better after he took it out he did amazing after care and held me as I cried in his arms. Between everything we did I got a butt plug in and I was happy to get to make daddy cum and played with the vibrator all up it was an amazing time and I want to do so much more

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