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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 21:46

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 08:28

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Limeylizzie/status/879729222998044673

The Master Race

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 17:00

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Guess what he got kicked out for.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 22:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

It's Too Much Magic Cards. The person that did that is mad at Magic the Gathering, and boyfriends who are obsessed with it.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:43

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1i-Fz1DSzs

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 22:13

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Crying and techno. Amazing.

Ah, you've visited my soundcloud account.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 22:24

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Lime Tonics posted:

So is his last name Slut or McSlut

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 01:58

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I remember last time we had a big random imgur deal, there was a lot of child porno. Have they cleaned that up then

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 05:22

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I want to fight this sign.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:01

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

EmmyOk posted:

Stop trying to have sex with your professional cuddler [VICE]

Who could've possibly foreseen this happening

quote:

Sigley is clear to articulate both his boundaries and his intention to provide a healing practice. He sits down and drinks tea with each new client, discussing his techniques and asking the client to talk about their needs and goals. He's worked with women and men, gay and straight, and says in his eight years of practice, no client has ever crossed a boundary.

But other cuddlers have had different experiences. Casey Nin, who's worked as a cuddler-for-hire at Cuddle Time for the past seven months, got into this line of work to "destigmatize the activity of touch." She begins every session by discussing her boundaries, always wears stretch pants and a loose T-shirt to cover up, and gently corrects people when they cross a line.

And lines do get crossed "most of the time," she told me. Her clients have asked her on dates, requested she wear less clothing, and even tried to solicit sexual services from her. Each time, she turns them down as compassionately as she can. (Cuddle Time's job contracts specify that the company does screen clients, but ultimately, they're not legally responsible for anything that happens between a cuddler and a client.)

Help me crack the case of why the first person never has a problem but the second person always does :thunk:

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 17:10

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Equeen posted:

hey guys

i hate corn now

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 17:02

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Dispatches from the cereal subreddit

Your culinary visionary:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 19:53

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I hate normal rear end meatloaf so this woman is my nemesis.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:36

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Xemzv_AzM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Z9orDS84c
Couple of notes, first, let's try a shirt.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 15:31

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

http://i.imgur.com/aeEmpt3.gifv

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 15:05

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Ever feel underdressed at a party?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 17:28

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

You don't have to be interesting you just have to be normal.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 19:54

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Yo mama

I thank his mother for her service.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:37

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Randaconda posted:

Too woke, pull back on the throttle a bit.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 21:33

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/Qy2MjoR.gifv

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 22:46

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDKdwHQtP48

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 15:03

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Wife?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 15:55

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

~guess the sub~

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 16:20

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

The Jason stuff really elevates this to a clinical level of yikes.

zoux has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Sep 20, 2017

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 16:30

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I don't get not showering/bathing, I feel disgusting if I miss one day much less a week. Can some people just not stand being wet?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 19:31

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Mate that's the flash. Another big part of DD's character is that he's blind.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 20:03

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Well, here's yer problem

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 16:26

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 17:37

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Seriously? I dunno where you live but I can hardly walk five steps down the street without being hakaed at. At the bank, at restaurants, everywhere. Frankly I'm starting to become barely intimidated by it anymore.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 16:45

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Let's see, I'm the Mississippi location.

No, actually I'm the faux wood grain paneling in the obvious manufactured home.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 16:08

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I'm gonna be 85 years old saying that furries are stupid and I'm gonna be on the wrong side of history huh

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 18:40

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Sludge Tank posted:

Is that chrischan?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 16:06

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Piss chugging.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 19:22

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

evobatman posted:

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/school-board-candidate-blames-lgbtq-people-for-terror-attacks-because-they-called-her-a-rascist/

LGBTQ R U 2 DUM 2 C

Nice vanity plate

e: lol
"�I actually had a validated reason for writing what I did because almost every lgbt member I�ve met has been counter protesting our events against m103, the open borders, and against Islamic terrorism. Calling me a rascist. [sic] They have been violent here in Calgary,� she wrote.

She continued, �Also just to clear up, I spelt dum like that on purpose. I don�t do crack or meth and even though I dressed up as a bag of weed 10 years ago. A drug test would prove I am not high. I really don�t care how any of you get your rocks off"

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 19:06