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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I have never been more stalwart in my utmost faith

that the piss tape is real

wear the hat Ashley, wear the hat Chris, free cumshitter

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

It was always real

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


kumpromat?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The piss was on a mattress, yes

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
there had to have been at least one twink involved in the procurement of that room and those sex workers or that television or that hidden camera

twinks all the way down, tuimo is the bear daddy Yang to their Yin

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

piss tape real many such cases

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Gunshow Poophole posted:

there had to have been at least one twink involved in the procurement of that room and those sex workers or that television or that hidden camera

twinks all the way down, tuimo is the bear daddy Yang to their Yin

If trump were to brag about having sex with men, would he insist that he is a twink (vanity) or claim the title of bear (power)?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

he would be a twunk

full point
Jan 21, 2006

PathAsc posted:

It was always real

Trump posted:

"Nothings ever gonna show up....there's never gonna be a tape, that shows up. There's never gonna be anything that shows up. Now I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up. Saying something, like that. It would be double-embarrassed because I'm saying there is no tape."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqqCOHifYTo&t=123s

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

It is real and it will be played at his funeral.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Relevant Tangent posted:

It is real and it will be played at his funeral.

All bagpipes doing amazing grace, all complicated flag folding thing, all inflatable projection screen that dudes start shooting at and stabbing once the revelation has begun

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!
Soiled Meat
I believe that the piss tape is real!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I will settle for a piss dvd

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Laserdisc is also acceptable.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

angerbot posted:

Laserdisc is also acceptable.

real Twilight Zone ending

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

real

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

PisstapeXVID[Presidential_Cut].rm

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


it's real

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I load the film cartridge onto the the spindle, it is yellowed from the truth it carries. Taking great care, I thread it, check my work, and seek to the intro I've made so I can adjust the focus and sound. All is perfect. The audience doesn't know what is about to happen as I hit play and leave the projection room, they can't hear me welding the door shut as the Dolby audio bullshit plays, the exits are blocked from the outside. This will be the best senior citizens day at the science center imax, ever.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I have never been more stalwart in my utmost faith

that the piss tape is real

wear the hat Ashley, wear the hat Chris, free cumshitter

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

computer, start "P.I.S.S. protocol echo"

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

angerbot posted:

Laserdisc is also acceptable.

pissdisc is real

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
The site is down I hope one of you burned a copy

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Insanite posted:

pissdisc is real

Can't wait for the Criterion Collection edition of the piss tape.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Piss Nickelodeon

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

War and Pieces posted:

Piss Nickelodeon

that's just regular nickelodeon dan schneider years

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GHAV-HG4U

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

it’s real folks

https://x.com/mikesington/status/1726296039798480945?s=46&t=v69FFc9gmilk6I-vYnAGzw

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Nice try germaphobe, he watched well away from the splash zone and is perfectly aware urine is sterile

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Urine is not sterile. Sorry golden-shower-fan germaphobes.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Oh poo poo it's not, I've been lied to my whole life

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Urine is not sterile. Sorry golden-shower-fan germaphobes.

he'll keep drinking that garbage

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
They give out ponchos like when you’re at Niagara Falls on the Maid of the Mist

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Everytime I read "Israel" I remember

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The Islamic Shock posted:

Oh poo poo it's not, I've been lied to my whole life

Oh man wait until you hear what's actually true about American history

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

angerbot posted:

They give out ponchos like when you’re at Niagara Falls on the Maid of the Mist

Poncho Pee-ya

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Vashro posted:

Everytime I read "Israel" I remember

Pissrael

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
sorry ever since the piss tape is real we gotta revoke the status of the Zionist entity, officially Isfaek from here on

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Vashro posted:

Everytime I read "Israel" I remember

free palestine

but more importantly, free the piss tape

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