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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Luigi Thirty posted:

I was surprised to learn recently that 9-1-1 is both alive and owns a wrestling school in Jersey.
He went by a generic name when he was in WCW...Big Al or something like that

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Double J got in double trouble.

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/877974288371863552

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Social Media is the best thing to happen to wrestling

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Thank you god.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I knew we couldn't go 2 full months without something amazing happening involving this company

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


goddamn Reby owns

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
She's essentially one of those stay at home FB moms who are always posting about drama but her drama involves wrestling which makes it great.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


sticklefifer posted:

I bet Lucha Underground could find a hilarious use for him.

Shot in the skull by Officer Joey Ryan.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Gavok posted:

Shot in the skull by Officer Joey Ryan.
Rips the head off a Lucha and then talks to it

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jason Sextro posted:

goddamn Reby owns

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Reby takes no prisoners and it's rad

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

quote:

I could go on – Joseph Park and Jeremy Borash, one of the UK’s favourites, actually stepping into the ring

I'm not in the country so could any UK goons enlighten me on the Borashmania Jarrett says is sweeping the nation?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Baron Corbyn posted:

I'm not in the country so could any UK goons enlighten me on the Borashmania Jarrett says is sweeping the nation?

Probably due to British Bootcamp.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/EricTheFan316/status/877978967768092672

Hardys Jarretts white trash feud is the best thing going on

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Matt Hardy has a distressingly lumpy head

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Even when not even in the company the Hardys are booking the best TNA storylines

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Reby Hardy looks like someone that constantly tells people "Mind your fuckin' business"

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/fightbobby/status/877872078682181632

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Full press release:

quote:

Lashley Wants President Trump In His Corner For Slammiversary on July 2

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Nashville (June 23, 2017) – IMPACT Wrestling World Champion Bobby Lashley made an unprecedented Presidential appeal on Thursday morning.

Via Twitter, Lashley (@fightbobby) asked President Donald Trump to be in his corner for his title defense at Slammiversary on July 2, when Lashley puts the gold on the line against Alberto El Patron.

El Patron earlier this week announced that his father, legendary Mexican wrestler Dos Caras, will be in his corner at Slammiversary.

Lashley asked Trump to join him at Slammiversary, which will be held on pay-per-view and filmed at the backlot of Universal Studios Florida in Orlando.

“Well, it looks like I need to find a cornerman for Slammiversary? @realDonaldTrump? It won’t be the 1sttime! #reallegend,” Lashley tweeted.

IMPACT Wrestling is waiting for an answer from Trump.

We just need Donald Trump.

This loving company. :psyduck:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Matt Hardy has a distressingly lumpy head

Well, he's been hit in the head a lot in his career.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DarkstarIV posted:

Full press release:


We just need Donald Trump.

This loving company. :psyduck:

Sorry but Vince won't have that!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
TNA won't stop going after those ex-WWE cast-offs.

e: DO WE LOVE BOBBY???

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

grack posted:

Well, he's been hit in the head a lot in his career.

He looks like Tommy Pickles grew up.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

"Mines the big black one... Billy Lashley?"

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


I'm looking forward to All things Waffle House and it's relation to Cracker Barrel

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Nothing about Shoney's?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Strawberry Panda posted:

Nothing about Shoney's?

Shoney's was absorbed by the University of Michigan

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Actually had to look up what this was (attempting to DWI), but oh my.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

They're saying 30 minutes, so Scott will obviously talk for three hours. It will be the most entertaining thing ever and the company will have so many lawsuits to settle afterwards.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Maxwell Lord posted:

Actually had to look up what this was (attempting to DWI), but oh my.

I can speak with some expertise: if you're too drunk to realize you're gonna fail a breathalyzer interlock and you blow in it anyway, you're too loving drunk.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Maxwell Lord posted:

They're saying 30 minutes, so Scott will obviously talk for three hours. It will be the most entertaining thing ever and the company will have so many lawsuits to settle afterwards.

A 3 hour Scott Steiner promo? That would be loving awesome

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'm sure so many media outlets want to know about the Impact world title picture when having free reign to ask Scott Steiner any question they want to.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I'm sure so many media outlets want to know about the Impact world title picture when having free reign to ask Scott Steiner any question they want to.*

*excluding anything except Slammiversary, Bech Press and Bikinis and all things Waffle House

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/RealJeffJarrett/status/878263278178271233

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Bram has been injured in Italy carrying the brand into the future

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Can someone reverse the GIF of Dixie clinging onto Hogan's leg so it looks like she's dragging him backwards

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Trump said yes

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Trump said yes

Finally, another reason not to watch Impact!

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Is it even called Impact anymore?

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