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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
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FutonForensic

is the new Greenboy Curtis album on Spotify


byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

poo poo joke explainer already did john

dont worry lotta orcs named john

Ultra Spoot

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

dont worry lotta orcs named john

Man, remember back the early 2000's when it seemed like every orc baby was named Lurtz? Then a couple years ago it was Azog, and now, let me guess, we're going to have a poo poo-ton of Durotans crawling around soon.

Hogge Wild

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Meeksha

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Ask me how!
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Ultra Spoot posted:

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Skuzz Baldo

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Feisty Ramadan

Ultra Spoot


Rip Cheato clearly flows better

Ultra Spoot

Cheetoz Dustfinger, the goon orc

Darkman Fanpage
bokgorb the orc (actually a goblin)

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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What the gently caress so this is an option

HotSoapyBeard

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joke_explainer


I swear I just have some kind of mental block. I can't think of orcs without thinking of orc restaurants because of that line in the LOTR movies. Even if they just picked up the word 'menu' from, like, I don't know, scouting missions, it shows their minds are capable of much more than just wanton slaughter. Sure they are just cannibalizing one of their own kind, but they care about food, they're aware of restaurants, they know some places have places you can go and order things and I'm sure that idea sounds pleasant to tons of them.

We see that scene where they are popping out of the ground and being excavated and being handed weapons - does someone have to teach them how to speak the same language the hobbits are using? they seem to understand what is going on - Meriadoc Brandybuck looks down at his legs when the other orc guy says 'What about his legs! They don't need those!'. Are they just talking in that language out of a courtesy to the hobbits? We know there are several other languages, seems weird that orcs would come magically programmed just to talk in the hobbit language. That would be a design flaw really since it means their communications can be intercepted and understood - if you have a language you can program into people with no manuals, books, or really anything for the enemy to look up, it can be a powerful tool to conceal, like, think the Navajo code talkers in WW2.

Twenty Four


Mork the Ork and Mindy

Same premise as the original tv show just its an ork instead of an alien.

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Randy Spacejam

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Narfle the Garthok

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Meeksha

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Ask me how!
-freb dust
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

joke_explainer posted:

Tamn "The Tool Orc" Taylor

some say loooooooooooove

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this broke my ability to make orc names

They Might Be fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jun 16, 2017

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
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Jedrick posted:

Snarls "Shut Up and Jam" Orkley

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