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UWBW

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Slurp wrangloid
Jollo rauncher
Whiskey dink

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:34
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Slugnoid

UWBW posted:

Slurp wrangloid

:rudebox:

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 06:04
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
Fish poo poo Gary

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 07:39
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Piso Mojado

 haha...your...hehe..mom. your mom op lol


* # ? Aug 5, 2017 08:03
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Petr

Piso Mojado posted:

haha...your...hehe..mom. your mom op lol

:eek: oh poo poo

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* # ? Aug 5, 2017 08:26
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lumpanoodle

Piso Mojado posted:

haha...your...hehe..mom. your mom op lol

:holy: brutal ownage!!

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 22:45
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
Kaptain Blood-Gravy

* # ? Aug 7, 2017 08:23
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cda

by Hand Knit

ron color posted:


YODEL JABRONI

TWITTER PARTY BRODIE

lol

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* # ? Aug 7, 2017 12:26
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cda

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Milk Orc

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ron color

cda posted:

Milk Orc
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

cda posted:

Milk Orc

Half & Half Orc

* # ? Aug 7, 2017 17:50
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Morgan Freeorc- narrates all the battles in a soothing, mellow voice

Orkille- accident-prone orc kid who's always getting into some kind of trouble and who's defense is saying "did I do that?"

Ork & Mindy- a travelling orcish entertainment duo about an ork from another dimension who got here in an egg. Hijinx ensues!

Bjorn Orc- famous feared orc warrior with an oddly shaped one-handed round tipped mace that looks sort of like a potato masher

Orkin Man- half human half orc all bug eater

Zork Orc- only communicates in action/object phrases, such as "get torch" and "use torch"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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* # ? Aug 7, 2017 17:59
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 Grue Orc - will eat you if you fail to follow instructions from Zork Orc, particularly where torches are concerned.

* # ? Aug 7, 2017 18:36
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Piso Mojado posted:

haha...your...hehe..mom. your mom op lol

drat that was harsh. i think i need to re-evaluate my life and value to the world.

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* # ? Aug 7, 2017 19:06
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FutonForensic

 ignorant, mid-twentieth century fantasy author: orcs are the embodiment of evil. Ugly, violent and corrupt, they personify everything that is repulsive in man

enlightened, twenty-first century author: If my self-insert doesn't get to pork this orc, my nards are going to loving explode


* # ? Aug 7, 2017 20:39
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
im here for the vibrant debate about how racist LARPers are for dressing in Shrekface.

crimes

* # ? Aug 7, 2017 20:50
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

im here for the vibrant debate about how racist LARPers are for dressing in Shrekface.

"go back to the swamp you dirty shreks!"

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* # ? Aug 7, 2017 22:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Barking Gecko posted:

Grue Orc - will eat you if you fail to follow instructions from Zork Orc, particularly where torches are concerned.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Aug 7, 2017 22:11
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Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

Morgan Freeorc- narrates all the battles in a soothing, mellow voice

Orkille- accident-prone orc kid who's always getting into some kind of trouble and who's defense is saying "did I do that?"

Ork & Mindy- a travelling orcish entertainment duo about an ork from another dimension who got here in an egg. Hijinx ensues!

Bjorn Orc- famous feared orc warrior with an oddly shaped one-handed round tipped mace that looks sort of like a potato masher

Orkin Man- half human half orc all bug eater

Zork Orc- only communicates in action/object phrases, such as "get torch" and "use torch"
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cda

by Hand Knit
Prampus

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cda

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Dejan Bimble

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cda

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Asjnfaoinwfwpiaasjnnjwqwcqwohdqwnqxnqwdpqhfvbyewbeybqpk[pqpqkocnieebviubvwuiehf[fqfhj[0jfn[onqowvnebwbvwbeuvwbuvpweuvbkbdvvjdsbdkjvbsdkvbveueubevsbve'eoieuineaeuwaiocnoeiniIIIIIIIIOeneoincoaneoinceaOOOOoencaneocamscmxnbmcxbnzmnbmeknoviineilsndkldkdieesiirtoiusoijvoepsonveonqrwoqwdkwkfndjnvuvbuibuiquhiuhjssaaadjhakddddajashuruyeuaihghghghaiwhhioaiwhghghmemmmrmmmthhieiiepppppoeooeeeoaeaeeoeoeoeoooeoepipepprrrpprprprkoroproeopfmpoameaiownunauiufneuinfuefneaofingoineogineoigoeubifubauiuddhywauaeyawwiooinfianfawofafaowgpgegsge Jones

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* # ? Aug 8, 2017 11:51
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cda

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Jones is his second name, not another name for an orc. An orc would never be named Jones.

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* # ? Aug 8, 2017 11:53
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ron color

cda posted:

Prampus
* # ? Aug 8, 2017 16:26
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
junny p gud

prizzaboy the pizzaboy

burgertime cheekbiter

dingus snausagefingers

turducken stoicbelly

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* # ? Aug 8, 2017 19:29
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Meeksha posted:

junny p gud

prizzaboy the pizzaboy

burgertime cheekbiter

dingus snausagefingers

turducken stoicbelly

looking back at these names, perhaps i am hungry

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* # ? Aug 8, 2017 19:30
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 Konami Code

* # ? Aug 8, 2017 23:02
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Ultra Spoot

 Rick and Morty reference

* # ? Aug 9, 2017 03:38
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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Barking Gecko posted:

Konami Code

not even the actual code... his parents were lazy and assumed everybody would know what they meant by "konami code."

alternatively, perhaps the name "konami code" is an abbreviated name for "up up down down left right left right b a select start" in the same way that "bob" is short for "robert."

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* # ? Aug 9, 2017 15:46
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
so did any of these names make it into the game or what

* # ? Oct 25, 2017 02:51
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chimi changa
 Yes,
Gimub the slaver
Basketball Jones
Jox Splatter
Milgrund Glasstalf

* # ? Oct 25, 2017 04:02
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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

 Gandalf the Grorc

* # ? Oct 25, 2017 05:44
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THE RAGGY

 Grojack Orcman

* # ? Oct 27, 2017 12:25
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joke_explainer

Meeksha posted:

IS THIS MANFLESH LOCALLY SOURCED? DO YOU SERVE CRAFT GROG? WHERE CAN I TIE UP MY COMPACT, FOOD EFFICIENT WARG?
* # ? Oct 29, 2017 10:15
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joke_explainer

cda posted:

Jones is his second name, not another name for an orc. An orc would never be named Jones.

Counterpoint:

Jones, the Orc

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 10:16
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cda

by Hand Knit

joke_explainer posted:

Counterpoint:

Jones, the Orc

If I'm understanding you, you're saying his name is "the Orc Jones," which is fine.

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cda

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THE RAGGY posted:

Grojack Orcman

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