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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Five Hundred Dollars

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Durzel posted:



Maybe I'm being too cynical, it will sell to the hardcore crowd regardless.

No, those people own good PCs that will run everything anyway.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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veni veni veni posted:

Ok. cool thanks.

Also jfc Sony's wifi is so bad by comparison. I am getting 2x the speeds I get on my PS4 pro on this OG Xbox one and the pro is way better than my other PS4 was.

Why is your console on wifi, are you poor?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Why is this thread even here it gets like 1 post every week.

It's not even funny anymore it's just sad.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Monday_ posted:

Because the PS4 controller is awful.

Hahaha wow.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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incoherent posted:

Hemmed and hawwed too much yesterday and lost amazon xbonex pre order opportunity. You think they'll restock before launch?

there's a 100% chance you will be able to buy a Day One Edition 4 years later.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

veni veni veni posted:

The revised version they made after the Duke was probably the first actual decent game controller.

What the gently caress are you talking about?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

veni veni veni posted:

What I should have said is that it was the first decent game controller for modern 3D games.

You're still astoundingly wrong.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Can't wait for MS to cancel this game along with everything else

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

lazerus06 posted:

What I was trying to say was that PUBG runs fine for me on Xbox One non vape edition.

no it doesn't, that's not how it works

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

veni veni veni posted:

As much crap as I'm talking about PUBG I also kind of can't stop playing it lol.

Still can't shake the feeling of "I want this, but good" though.

buy a PC then

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Beastie posted:

They did! I'll probably trade my PS4 copy and get the Xbox version. One X should make it worth it.

just get it on PC idiot

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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BrownieVK posted:

I don't know why Microsoft even bothers with a console.

Finally the xbox thread gets it

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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the xbox one is so bad it breaks anything it touches

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Real hurthling! posted:

Anybody make a pic of an s, a 360 e, and an x in a row with like a big poo poo eating grin yet?

no one would, or should, own any of those, let alone all of them

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Fanatic posted:

Gears (like Halo) had a split-screen co-op campaign which was pretty cool. Don't see that feature much anymore.

because the internet exists now

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Empress Brosephine posted:

FWIW I like my Xbox one x way more than my PS4 pro and I originally hated the Xbox one

and what games do you play on it

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

UnfortunateSexFart posted:


Why is it so difficult to understand that people want the best looking and performing games


it's not, it's why I own a PC instead of a bad console

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

PCs require too much troubleshooting


oh, now i see why you use an xbox

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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RBX posted:

Now that I think about it Nier defiently doesn't appeal to Xbox owners at all

There's no way an xbox owner would understand breaking away from your conditioning and seeing the truth

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

a bitchin jetski posted:

Back compat isn't a selling point for consoles.

See: the PS4 utterly shellacking the Xbox 1.

Pretty sure there's a lot of other reasons why the Xbox Bone is doing badly

like literally everything about it and every decision about it they made since launch

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Beastie posted:

“Hi we’re Microsoft and we know we done goofed before but here is our new hybrid/portable console that runs the new games plus games all the way from Xbox One to the Original Xbox. And here is an even more expanded Game Pass.”

That would be a pretty rad.

it's got 500mb of DDR1 ram we found being used as a doorstop and it sends all your personal information directly to the fbi at all times

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Everyone... please look at the type of people / posts made about a console. Like, what in the absolute gently caress is wrong with you guys. Seriously. No one has given a real non-irony poisoned answer. You have issues. It’s a video game system. You don’t need to post 11,000 times about why it sucks or whatever. You are mentally loving deranged.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

HoneyBakedMAN posted:

Sorry if it came across as mocking poor people. It's just in my experience people who use payment plans or loans to purchase luxury items are almost always making terrible financial decisions in the end. I'm sure this does make financial sense to people who use it responsibly.

Making poor financial decisions and owning an Xbox one go hand in hand

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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the state of xbox in 2019

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Barudak posted:

Bring back snap, dammit!

Shoulda Thanos snapped the xbox out of existence imo

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
the name of the xbox describes it

the xbox was a box with an x on it

the xbox 360 you did a 360 and walked away

the xbox one described it's sales numbers

the xbox series will continue the series of failures

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Quantum of Phallus posted:

How are they so bad at naming consoles



HOW

Shove your head up your arse after years of working in marketing and then inhale deeply

When you exhale the next Microsoft console name will form in front of your whiteboard

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Gonna lol when PS5 absolutely demolishes it in sales

I'm morbidly curious to see how badly sony flub it and somehow still end up on top again

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
it's smaller than I thought it would be

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The Xbox One Series X Isn't Designed For Women, And That's Not Okay

Microsoft revealed their next generation of the Xbox console line yesterday at the Game Awards, and once again they've forgotten that over 50% of all gamers are women. With aggressive, masculine corners, the Xbox Series X is a phallic tower next to your TV, designed to look at home in a "man cave" or frat room, right next to the dirty bong.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
i had this thought so i made it real

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Consoles have always been a living room PC that you don't have to janitor.

lol

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Fanatic posted:

???

Here is a list of games that look/run better on One X than the Pro:
all of them

This is actually not even remotely true but ok

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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The PS4 checkerboarding, while not optimal, is actually really good

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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On PC the only checkerboarding I get is when I’m watching ska music videos while playing games at 144hz

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Tei posted:


- XBox One X is the most powerful console and towers over the PS4 Pro.

How sad that there's no games for it

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Monday_ posted:

and no more dealing with the poo poo PS4 controller.

sorry about your deformed flippers, forums user Monday_

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