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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

When I was a teenager I worked at a bagel place that brought in a huge morning rush of 30 something professionals who wanted to grab a dozen bagels for the office. We had a really tall sneeze guard, high ceilings and a lot of noise generated by the equipment so it was often very hard to hear the customers.

One day some rear end in a top hat comes in and asks for a dozen bagels or assorted types. I got most of them in the bag but I didn't quite hear how many of the blueberry ones he wanted so I asked him again very politely.

Me: I'm sorry how many of those blueberry ones did you want again?
Him *roles eyes*: A couple means two!

I hope he gets the most malignant of cancers.

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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

gently caress tipping, employers should be legally mandated to provide a living wage but until that day comes I tip 15% for good service, 20% if it's great and 10% if your service sucks and you don't have an excuse.

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