Horrible Customers: The Retailing

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I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

When I go to this one thrift store, it has signs that say something like "If you steal from here, you steal from the Lord."

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:29

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I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Do you get mad when people thank you by name, but you never introduced yourself but are wearing a name tag?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:09

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I know people get sick of "Guess it's free!" and "Hello, I'll be your customer today!" and stuff like that, but I think it's funny and nice. The scamming and crazy parts I could do without, though.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:37

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

The other one I like is when the total is 19 something -- "Good year!"
I get a kick out of this, but everyone is different.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:58

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Starman Super DX posted:

Nobody in this thread wants to be promoted and be in the same situation as their sad-sack manager. We just want out.

The only way out is through...at which point you, too, will be a manager.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 04:20

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Detective No. 27 posted:

Why yes, I used to work at SEARS.

Last week was my last week working at a retail job. I'm finally out and free. I genuinely feel like I escaped an abusive relationship.

What department...oh, lemme guess...appliances, but not unloading?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 06:48

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:14

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I worked at a comic book store, and we didn't have chairs for a reason.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 23:31

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