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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I don't work in retail, but this half-ton blob of a woman hit me with her lovely Chevy van today after I told her no, you can't drive into this completely full parking lot, there are no parking spots for your huge stupid car. Then she poo poo her pants and dipped out real fast less than a minute after sitting down and ordering a round of drinks for her family because the manager came over mentioned that the cops might get called. It sort of owned, but almost getting obliterated by a van from 1982 did not.

Basically I'm a parking lot attendant that says "no" to people all day long as they try to get into the restaurant I work for. It's a pretty sweet gig and the whole "dealing with customers" thing is basically the closest thing to retail without being retail.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Choco1980 posted:

Clearly the mistake was your manager telling her in advance that the cops were coming after she hit you.

Though does that now count as a hit and run?

According to the police (of which there aren't too many officers in this town, and all of them I know), yes.

I probably wasn't going to actually submit a police report or anything....but I might have had one of the cops I'm tight with go in and scare the poo poo out of them with a real loud and stern talking to.

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