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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
There was lady who tried to return some phone antenna at the Radio Shack. She had no receipt and the packaging was about destroyed. She only spoke spanish and her kid grudingingly translated with rolled eyes :rolleyes:.
I told her I can't refund without a receipt and she got pissed. The manager comes up and tells her the same thing and she starts yelling in spanish. Looks at me like it's my fault.
I said "No habla espaņol." and she really blew her top; was so loud the guard from the Walmart showed up and escorted them out.

Then there was the biker dude & girlfriend, both stinkin of booze, come and pick about two grand worth of poo poo. I was stoked; I made 2% commission on that! I ring it up and he slaps down an American Express card, some lady's name on it. "Call Amex" is what I got when I swiped it.
Yup, stolen card. I even handed the phone to him, he yelled some bullshit about it's his mother's card. He tore in half and stormed out, drunk bimbo in tow.
I should have kept the card and got a reward but it was a natural reflex to swipe and hand it back.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Zo posted:

if people like these stories, there's actually a 500 page thread for retail workers in the BFC subforum full of people bitching about being expected to do their job and at the same time wondering why they don't get promoted lol

Yeah but nobody reads that poo poo. Here under the GBS bigtop we'll need a goon to pick the the best poo poo, like how we know the highlights of TCC.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I had this customer haggling with me over a family rate to enter the temple when this crazy niggah comes and flips all the tables, wtf?

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