Horrible Customers: The Retailing

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

runupon cracker posted:

white cis male in his 40s

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:30

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:17

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

My first job sucked cause I was working at a grocery store that catered primarily to my hometown Catholic community.

Had to deflect a lot of old ladies asking why I wasn't going to mass anymore. Didn't have the heart to tell them I'm a heathen. :smith:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:52

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Kelp Me! posted:

Overnight shift at a supermarket when I was 17 is the reason "shoplifter sprinting for door with cart full of unpaid groceries gets clotheslined WWE-style by bored off-duty NYPD cop at 3:30AM" is a personal memory and not a Youtube video I have bookmarked

IIRC the cop was buying something super-mundane like toilet paper on his way home

7 pm in small rural towns is when the clientele turns from old women to meth heads

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:01

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Kelp Me! posted:

I dunno mang it seems pretty obvious they were looking for a powder you sprinkle on your carpet and that's basically the only option

unless they're doing cocaine on Nightmare difficulty

It's a deep allegory

The carpet sprinkle represents the Ottoman hordes and the floor represents Constantinople

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 20:43

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