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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
when I worked in a supermarket a little kid dropped a terd and none of my staff would pick it up so I hid in the banana storage room until the manager picked it up with a paper towel

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

new phone who dis posted:

Kids turn people into lunatics. My sister with the Master's Degree in social work who is a mental health clinician and got straight A's all her life refuses to put pictures of her 1 year old on the internet because she's afraid Facebook might use them for nefarious purposes. She also bans all of us from doing it as well.

actually sounds pretty smart to me

you trust facebook more than your sister? (who you admit is very intelligent)

personally I wouldn't be worried about facebook itself as a company but more the people who work for facebook that can't be trusted.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
also from working in the supermarket when I got my hands on the keys to the forklift i'd take the younger peeps on rides around the store room while they stood on a pallet that I had extended to max height

I stopped when after sudden breaking the loving thing almost toppled over and crushed like 6 people

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
when I built houses for a bit I had a co-worker who would take his asthma inhaler and honk on it for like 5 mins straight till I guess he chugged enough propellant to get high, then he'd wander round the house we were building randomly nailgunning poo poo to the walls

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I used to work with a bunch of greek dudes who came to NZ to code some stuff for a goverment department and they'd just smoke weed at their (high rise office building) desks and watch porn they hid on the network

best drat programmers I ever worked with

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