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They're holding up signs and waving flags. Sometimes one of them leads a chant. I tried to wait them out but they've brought tents and food and are prepared to stay out as long as it takes. It's peaceful now but some police have showed up wearing riot gear to make sure things don't get out of control. Whether you agree with their political stances or not, one thing is for sure, they're not going anywhere until I jack myself off. |
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I'd just like to point out that although I used the phrase "jack off", this is meant to be a gender-inclusive thread. In fact I encourage women to come in here with their own stories about how a political faction based around racism and pepe the frog, is demanding that they masturbate.
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this seemed way funnier in my head, tbqh
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FactsAreUseless posted:Hey hey! Ho ho! If you don't come then we won't go! this would be a good chant to make when you're protesting out side someone's house because they refuse to pleasure themselves ---------------- |
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Starman Super DX posted:also, it's probably just a generic chant, but this one has a distinct Bob & David feel to it. oh yea this was a mr show sketch already ---------------- |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXnnHzu3Y0w
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Jun 14, 2017 02:53
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Twenty Four posted:A sizeable group of people that want to watch me masturbate so bad that they would organize and stage a protest in front of my house. It is both an honor and a curse. they always claim that it's not about wanting to watch, but the truth is you'll always need to "accidentally" leak a video or else there will always be conspiracy theorists claiming that there's no evidence ---------------- |
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bad news everyone, the tension between the alt-right and the counter-protesters has risen after some radical antifascists knocked over a statue of a confederate general that I was jacking off to
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:this just in the state of New Hampshire has changed its motto in light of recent events: 'jack off or die' Bernie Sanders is protesting this new change, saying working class families shouldn't have to choose between jacking off and dying ---------------- |
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