NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'm not sold on the current trade but his reputation also has to do with assembling a very good team out of thin air and winning the championship

I'd characterize him as more erratic than good or bad.

We also don't know what else is going to happen over the next ~month. If he can get both Hayward and Butler and they can get past LeBron to the Finals, then it's a good trade.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 06:12

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:57

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Subways Jared posted:

I watched a random interview with Ron Artest last night and ended up binge watching an hour's worth of footage of how insane this guy was. On and off the court, he's totally mental. Like he just spaced out sometimes with a blank look in his eyes as he committed his drama.

That's not even speaking of the malice in the palace, every word out of his mouth is crazy talk. loving legend. "I used to drink Hennessey at half-time; I kept it in my locker. I would just WALK to the liquor store near the stadium and get it." Of course he did.

Two words for you:

table leg.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 15:09

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876519819394338816

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 20:20

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Jota posted:

It's a shame that this won't end up with Lonzo in Indy

I'd pay to see Bird come out of retirement and smack the poo poo out of Lavar.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 20:50

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

DeimosRising posted:

Tanking his value so the Lakers don't have to give anything up. Makes sense but a big gently caress you to Pacers fans

Yeah it's gotta be George's agent or the Lakers.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 21:19

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Ammanas posted:

Just remember,
Joel Embiid will never play a full season
Plagued by knee and foot injuries until his rookie contract is up
The sixers dump him to Orlando

It's okay. Mo Bamba, drafted with the Lakers 2018 #1 pick, will fill in the gap.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 22:47

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Ty1990 posted:

Come on down.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:07

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876562610350694402

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:10

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Trigger warning: Mo Bamba's birthdate
Stop moving forward, time. No fair

I'm pretty sure he's eligible for next year's draft and he's basically the same age as Porter, Ayton, Robert Williams, and Miles Bridges???

Unless you mean there's an age controversy, but I haven't heard of that.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:15

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Hahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahahahahha!

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876568119451541505

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:33

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Spoeank posted:

The only positive ramification of the Warriors winning it all is KD is back on his twitter bullshit

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/876595568121970688

This girl has 100,000+ tweets and half of them are about KD.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:19

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/ZachLowe_NBA/status/876612131680071680

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:46

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

I'm betting this is related to the PG13+Lakers thing.

https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/876703300120215552

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 09:06

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Someone is a bit cranky that they chose MCW over the Lakers pick.

https://twitter.com/Bucks/status/876822079554945024

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 17:44

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/HowardBeck/status/876856913358704640

:banjo:

The Sacramento pick is protected too.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 18:42

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

#RTArmageddon is beyond hilarious right now.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:14

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

edit: nm. It's doesn't show the hilarious subtweets.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:26

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

If u are sixers fan #RTArmageddon owns rn

So many people deleting their tweets from the last several years.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:27

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

morestuff posted:

The one you posted about some dude "undermining the Process" with a pretty mild take comes off as insane

https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/876859251796439040

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:31

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/DerekBodnerNBA/status/876873942190960640

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:51

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

lmao

Okay, evidently there is a less burnt context.

https://twitter.com/DerekBodnerNBA/status/876875139857645570

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 20:02

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/spike/status/876881026370347008

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 20:27

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

The retweet Armageddon is glorious

https://twitter.com/shamus_clancy/status/876563979795136514

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 20:54

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876905871472807937

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 21:56

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

efb

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:25

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Jota posted:

The most beautiful thing about RTArmaggedon is that the entire thing is a ploy by Spike Eskin to basically get the entirety of Philadelphia to shame his douchebag piece of poo poo dad Howard Eskin at the same time

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:35

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Dan Gilbert is such a dick.

https://twitter.com/NateDuncanNBA/status/876944406179233792

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:37

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/ByTimReynolds/status/876947377109831681

The font and calling him "Griff" is just :argh:

Also,

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876948459584200704

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:45

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Jota posted:

This was my favorite RT of RTArmageddon

https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/568591585912467456

This dude now runs a franchise

You might have a new favorite:

https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/876948984249667584

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:46

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

The font and calling him "Griff" is just

Also,

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876948459584200704

I hope the Feds legally eviscerate Quicken Loans.

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/876949389633351681

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:47

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lockback posted:

So far he is right about 2 of those 3 things....

No he's actually been wrong about all 3?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:51

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lockback posted:

Embiid hasn't played meaningful minutes yet (less than 800 in the 3 years since drafted) and they didn't use the picks, they just traded some to move up. I assume that's what he meant by "They'll never use those picks" because otherwise its pretty nonsensical.

Howard Eskin and nonsensical go together like butter and toast.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:02

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

It begins.

https://twitter.com/sam_amick/status/876957792317210624

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:22

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/mcten/status/876965789013823488

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:15

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Brolander posted:

Everything is fine.

Brolander, at least you're not the Raptors.

https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/876982552602398722

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:17

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Cool Buff Man posted:

https://twitter.com/daldridgetnt/status/876979263588769792

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/876984671547949056

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:27

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

MourningView posted:

I forgot CYBER DUST was a thing and now I'm giggling uncontrollably remembering it and Mark Cuban driving around Dallas in a panic frantically cyber dusting to find out where DeAndre Jordan lives

Kevin Durant was verrrrrrrrryyyyy interested in going to the Mavs until he found out that Cyber Dust wasn't the type of technology that he had assumed it was.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 06:38

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

If the Warriors wanted to piss off the rest of the league:

Kristaps Porzingis+Courtney Lee

for

Klay Thompson+Kevin Looney+2019 1st

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:18

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/IanBegley/status/877186237144088576

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:28

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:57

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/877206441995653120

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:52

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