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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
guess i need a new avatar

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

good idea

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

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I...didn't hate draymond's speech thing

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

GobiasIndustries posted:

Draymond seems to still be an rear end in a top hat and is absolutely cocky and arrogant and needs to shut up when he gets called for fouls and stop kicking dudes in the dick


................but I was a student at MSU while he was there and I loved watching him play and he turned into the heart of that program and I knew he'd be a steal for the Warriors, so he's *my* rear end in a top hat :unsmith:

I still think those things about him but without the second part. but he managed to sound like a adult for a minute

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

this iconography is confusing and I don't accept it as canon

freakin' database tech company logo elevated above all men, glowing in the heavenly sphere

isnt someone supposed to be stepping on the constitution?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
so who yall got for Most Valuable Poster? i'll probably just mash that Bashez again this year

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Kiger_Soze posted:

Where can i buy this?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

NickRoweFillea posted:

There's a 3 part 30 f0r 30 going on covering the Lakers/Celtics rivalry if anybody's interested

lol larry was salty with media

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Cool Buff Man posted:

It feels bad to say it but if he was like the Cavs starting SG I think his numbers would go through the roof

i want him. and also 2 more stars to create a big 5. and six ponies

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
if lebron goes to the clippers ill hurl myself off a cliff paul

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

Remember when Kyrie tried the stepback three that won the finals the previous year and Kevin Durant unfurled his spider limbs and threw it back in his face

..i still haven't watched the second half of game 5

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

You should watch it for LeBron in the fourth. He's the best player I've ever seen and there was nobody else on his team. It was glorious and amazing and completely hopeless. It was like watching uhhh let's say Prince Lazar Hrebeljanović trying to holding back the Turk during the Battle of Kosovo 1389 or Sarah Kerrigan getting overrun during the Fall of Tarsonis in February 2500

edit: February not March

6 left in the 3rd right now. brief hope even though i know the outcome. cavs getting molested on every play

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

Yup! He was absent in the loss to Boston, was a weird anomaly.


Kyrie gets injured at some point and is allowed to stay in the game unable to move correctly because the Cavs don't have a coach

lebron to TT lob was sick. kyrie is sick

every time i see rjeff guarding KD i get sad

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
steph curry has AIDS


An
Ixtremely
Deadly
Shot!

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Rick posted:

If y ou pretend that Brooklyn is going to get Capri Sun and orange slices after the game regardless, and a pizza party if they win, it makes watching them a lot more fun.

(jeremy lin and kill P bang their fists on the table)

PIZ-ZA PIZ-ZA PIZ-ZA

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

AggressivelyStupid posted:

when is the game 6 gdt going up???

idk, I'll sit here indian style, patiently until it goes up

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

tanglewood1420 posted:

Ben Simmons was very fun in Summer League last year





I hope he's gonna be good.

the release on that pass is so quick it looks like a video game move

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
First pickup game of the year, the other thread is locked? My feet hurt and apparently "no one plays tips anymore" in 21.

if anyone here knows Sounding, it's me! I can fit a large dowel in there now

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
*smashes the google button*

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

NickRoweFillea posted:

What shoes did you wear

redded out kyrie 2s. they are a little smallish, but I think will be okay once I break em in. tomorrow if my legs aren't completely dead I'll get to wear em on an indoor court

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
fellas. danny played basketball and baseball. folded hands.

"The Moaning Mormon" lmao his wikipedia is full of awesome stuff

Brolander fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jun 18, 2017

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Cavs need a big 4 at least, not a different big 3. I love TT and all but I'd ship him sooner'n i'd trade outlet passing, rebounding,3 shooting and foul shot getting Dude Love

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
turns out not even steph curry can shoot his way out of the "paper bag"

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
suns are an acceptable destination for Kevvy, he can play with my son.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
jimmy butler, paul george ??? my measometers and bonkulators are going haywire, I can't make sense of these readings

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
shut up shutup SHUT UP SHUTUP

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
anywhere but the loving CLippers

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Everything is fine.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
that's almost as large as the enormous toilet they flush homeless people in

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i'd have a sodastream stillsuit that converts my farts into an effervescent delight for the mouth

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
King: Bring The Zing To Cleveling

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

The Quarterback???

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

you mean like this kinda cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDiwmqRWZBU&t=107s
or like this kinda cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-23r2TLNA0

crazy 2 me that your all-time favorite player was Danny Ainge on the Phoenix Suns and you started rooting for Boston just to support his GM career. Wild!

those are some elite tier 90s nba vids. i was like HOW was that ainge shot not #1?? Then I see chris "mother fuckin" jackson hit a gamewinner

and the beautiful bean footage with the Diceman clip at the end? Steam me up and serve me hot!! you cant tell me that multi sport thrower didnt do that poo poo with pounds of purpose

edit: still laughing at ainge, shoot your shot

Brolander fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jun 20, 2017

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
paul george sucks and is a total chump unless we get him somehow

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
trade dwight howard to the vacuum of space

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/877343158161383427

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

straight up brolic posted:

Imagine Gilbert trading LeBron to the Celtics lmao

i will not imagine it

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
never let them know how smart you are

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
what is magic doing???

https://twitter.com/AP/status/877372111832178689

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