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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Mario "can't shoot" Chalmers was a 38 to 40% 3 point shooter during those Heat Finals years

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

Best case scenario for Aaron Gordon?

A power forward

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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They got a 1st rounder out of it, at least

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Define "good," because they're basically replacing bench corpses from last year and their real effectiveness only matters in the finals.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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R.D. Mangles posted:

demonstrably better at basketball than they were for the bulls GOSH

Well they're going from Rajon Rondo to Lebron as point guard so probably

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/913495658245607424

Surprised at how many teams were on board with this

I assume it's because what the Suns and 76ers did of years ago did more harm than we thought to the overall product, and owners at the end of the day want more money.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Isn't the CFL the one with all the crazy celebrations like the human bike?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Spite posted:

Did Dejuan Blair's lack of knee structures finally catch up to him? What happened to him?

He was slow to begin with, and now the NBA don't have enough roster space for players that just rebound and pretend to be a center for Pop

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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eastern all-stars getting flashbacks of being picked last for pick-up all of a sudden

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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I bet Melo will have more if two things happen:

1) He actually embraces being a PF full-time

2) The minute distribution is appropriate instead of doing all-bench like last year.

Tae fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Oct 5, 2017

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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I'm pretty sure every center wishes they were a point guard, like how every all-star game is one of them trying to do a cross over.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Lopez and mirotic is too much talent to go single digit wins. They need trade both to be as bad as the Christian eyenga cavs.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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OKC is the 2nd best team on paper, but they might fall behind a bit because they had such a roster turnover in the starters.

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Oct 24, 2010

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Cash Monet posted:

That team seems like less than the sum of its parts. Houston and San Antonio have an identity and OKC could be a chemistry set this season.

The Spurs lost a lot of depth and Tony Parker is out until next year. The Thunder replaced lovely Oladipo and a rookie bad stretch 4 with Paul George and Melo.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Congrats to everyone that bought the under on Charlotte

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Spacebump posted:

What would Lonzo's stats have to be to get voted into the all star game?

A triple double

this is the west we're talking about

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Fan voting is only 50 percent though. Zaza made sure no one can get lost by a large fan base anymore.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Redgrendel2001 posted:

Gary Harris, 4 years and $84 million.

holy loving poo poo

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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10 years is a lot

Also magic would start at pf in today's nba.

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Oct 24, 2010

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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

I don't know any off the top of my head, but are there any modern players who are good at the FT line but terrible from distance?

Ricky Rubio, Derrick Rose

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Spurs being defensive of their dumb team terms, no surprise

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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I'm still confused on what the hell happened to make this happen

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Bulls just need to sign a streetballer former DJ to fix their problems

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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The Celtics last were carried by IT's tiny back. They effectively had no PF half the time because they do the pretend-start thing. That team's biggest weakness is any elite guard because Avery Bradly took over defensive iso duties.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Spacebump posted:

Another good question is who is better the Rockets or the Thunder? The Thunder may have added Paul George and Melo (plus lost Kanter), but the Rockets adding Chris Paul is a bigger deal. Chris Paul is much better then either George or Melo. It's hard to decide which of these teams should be better but I would guess the Rockets.
Also, if Ryan Anderson has a comeback year it will be at least 50% due to Chris Paul's presence.

The biggest reason to doubt the Rockets CP3 experiment is injury concerns.

Also, not sure on what you mean by comeback year for Anderson. Dude was more accurate from 3-point line than he's has been in years.

He's literally played more games last season than the previous 4 years combined.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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The only thing I know about Monk is that his comp was basically taller Lou Williams. How far off is that?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Unguaranteed are common among non-super stars. You have plenty of contracts like Rondo with 90% of it being unguaranteed if they're cut before a certain date. It's basically used as a sweetener to guys that are going to get 1 year contracts anyway.

edit: Probably one of the more complicated contract situations is Jrue Holiday, because they boosted his number up with performance clauses that is better for their cap, but way worse for the hard cap because it all counts as if it's reached.

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Oct 24, 2010

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zoux posted:

It's weird to find out that tall athletic rich and successful dudes are just as insecure as everyone else.

In Rose's case, it's because the Bulls try to actually kill their players and then blame it on them for being so "soft"

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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It's really shocking to me that most teams don't do the simple concept of "move when you pass the ball."

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Bashez, when you get back, please stop defending nazi's

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Oct 24, 2010

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

.... why couldn't the Cavs just waive them? I don't get it.

Salary relief.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Generally if you see a team trade players for basically nothing (2nd rounders), it is for cap relief. That is because some teams are in the luxury tax, paying 2 or 3 times for a player's worth.

Like I think the Warriors are paying 15 million for Nick Young when his actual salary is like 5 million.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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The Knicks best shot creator is possibly Vin Baker.

Say what you will about the Hawks, but Dennis German Shotty Shot can still get a shot up before the buzzer

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Oct 24, 2010

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Metapod posted:

Enes Kanter is good I'll die on this hill

Should've played more against Harden

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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I have some thoughts about some of those players but

Who the gently caress named their kid Andrew Andrews

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Oct 24, 2010

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NotWearingPants posted:

Technically starting SF JJ Redick, assuming Bayless starts at SG.

Uh....did Covington die or something

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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If Ben Simmons thinks point guard is easier to be an all-star in NBA 2017, lol

The east is garbage, but they still have like a billion good guards alive

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Pop's retiring in the next couple years, that's basically my guess from these signings.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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I'm just not a believer in one guy, especially a 32-33 year old at the PF spot, making literally the 2nd worst defensive team into...average?

I'm also not a huge fan at all on the Pelicans. Their shooting situation makes the Timberwolves the Rockets in comparison.

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

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Wiggins plays better as a 2 imo since he can use his size better there.

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