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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

cougar cub posted:

Gotta be careful what you google when you are being watched by the government :ssh:

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Dexo posted:

Yep, Go with the Creek Freak. He's a complete and utter beast.

Staples is decent, and Petrovic is also p good.

But the Creek Freak is so good it's comical.

quit trying to make the creek freak happen!!!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

EvanTH posted:

I was watching OKC last night and I realized OKC fans might not know Melo is the most foul-mouthed rebounder in the league. Prepare yourselfs for nonstop "OH poo poo" and "GET THE gently caress OUTTA HERE"s on the net mics

Channing Frye gets picked up a lot cursing too

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Mia Khalifa will be demonstrably better than Jason Whitlock

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/sixers/status/918182153309032453

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

The raptors won't even make the playoffs

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Cool Buff Man posted:

G/V actually stands for Goos and Views

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

euphronius posted:

I momentarily forgot Boris . My apologies .

https://twitter.com/BecksWelker/status/835266361756647424

iirc lebron missed the next game with flulike symptoms :thunk:

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Bashez is the perfect posting machine I hope Nazi memorabilia didn't fall into his circuits

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE THREE EIGHT SEVEN POINT FOUR FOUR MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGRSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

full communism now bitch

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

*in extremely Žižek voice*
you must distribute the wealth like a good team distributes the ball in the game basket of the ball
*touches nose* *tugs shirt*

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

BWV posted:

I have a story *sniff**sniff* Kevin Durant is at the lockerroom *sniff* and Draymond Green kicks down the door *sniff* and brutally rayyyypes his brother *sniff* after*sniff* despite his brother crying Kevin is smiling. *sniff* his brother says "Kevin why are you smiling!" *sniff* Kevin replies, "at least he invited me to join his team." *sniff* *sniff*

*repeatedly rubs nose* I already am eating from the trashcan all the time. The name of this trashcan is the eastern conference. *licks lips*

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

How about this one,







I don't drink coffee

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Brolander posted:

cant wait for communist basketball where no one wins

Comrade, everyone wins

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

just saw the bashez posting, good ban imo

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/mcten/status/918922082871926785

earl :smith:

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


nooooooooooooooooo

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

MY BOY KAY NOOOOOOOOO

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Brolander posted:

I loff heem too. We weep together now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8nlWo-VBC8

special kay
:negative:

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

burn atlanta to the GROUND

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Can you explain? I'm a hockey guy.

Do their cap hits count if they just waive them directly?

the contracts are guaranteed for those two, if they waive them they still have to pay them. the cavs are very much over the cap, so every dollar costs dan gilbert like 3 or whatever

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

anyway burn atlanta to the ground kay is better than garbage rear end dennis schroeder smfh gently caress the hawks im glad they're gonna win 10 games next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

EvanTH posted:

I browsed over a few pages and to me it looked like everybody was being a huge rear end in a top hat to Bashez, claiming he was saying stuff I didn't see him saying, like they needed someone to be the bad guy so they could feel righteous whilst behaving all aggro dickish

he was doing very standard "just asking questions!!!!" horseshit that is tired and old and often employed by garbage pieces of poo poo that should put against a wall and shot

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

"Kendrick Perkins may join Cavaliers' coaching staff if no NBA team signs him"


http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2017/10/kendrick_perkins_may_join_cava.html

lol

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

i freely grant the use of Dollar Store Steve Nash and Dollar Store Boris Diaw, g*d bless

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/918865647999897601

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I'm honestly not sure how someone is the primary ball handler more than LeBron

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/WFNYScott/status/919973852431749121

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

In terms of forwards, I would trust Kawaii Leonard and playoff LeBron to guard a point guard for more than the odd switch.

And also concussed Kevin Love

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I would honestly find that believable

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/919993778655526914

wowza

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/920035443579736064


Suddenly, A New Point Guard of the future appears.

dexo please root for my special kay with all of your heart!!!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


mods???

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/joevardon/status/919969584693895168

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


flip apparently really didnt like this

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


rip mudiay imo

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Looks like it was Jameer Nelson instead

Dexo posted:

The next bulls pg of the future?

You already have Kay Felder silly

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/chrisadempsey/status/920065078082207744

I forgot about this actually, there's a good episode of Road Trippin' with him on it. Y'all should listen to it, it contains many good rear end stories. I think.

e: here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXui5R0mdc4

AggressivelyStupid fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 17, 2017

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I'm going to watch so many condensed games at work hail Satan

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