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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Can IT even grow a beard?

If he doesn't show up to practice with a full pharaoh beard he should be immediately cut.

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Cool Buff Man posted:

Red Sox fans are the worst of the worst but dedicated Celtics fans seem to be marginally better, maybe I just think that to make myself feel better though.

They're too busy pointing at the banners in the rafters and counting them for you to notice skin color IMO.

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I was wondering why Shaq wasn't drafted right out of high school. I read that he wasn't very good, just big. But then how did he get a scholarship to LSU?

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Imagine the trade following through and Kyrie winning another ring with the cavs. :)

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So can the Celtics end this trade or do the Cavs have all the power?

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Ghetto SuperCzar posted:

New Orleans drafts Chris Paul, then Katrina hits 2 months later.

Houston trades for Chris Paul, then Harvey hits 2 months later.


Someone get Alex Jones on the case, I smell Illuminati.

THE GLOBALIST VAMPIRE WEATHER MACHINES HAVE GONE HAYWIRE WHENEVER CP3 MAKES A MOVE.

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Imagine being 7'5 and NBA teams saying "no thanks".

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morestuff posted:

Is shaving gutters into your eyebrows a thing kids do now

If you have to ask you are not a big baller.

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Shear Modulus posted:

LeBron could probably have been a pro athlete in any other sport.

LeBron would have been a hall of fame TE.

He claimed he liked playing football more than basketball but obviously made the right choice. People who saw him play football said he was uncoverable.

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euphronius posted:

Lebron is fast enough to be a wideout no?

Why waste him blocking people on the line

He wouldn't be a blocking TE, think like Antonio Gates (he played basketball you know). LeBron is probably too tall and too big to be an effective NFL WR but he could split out of the formation and dominate the red zone as a tight end. It doesn't really matter, I'm sure he would have been an all pro at either position but big fast guys who can catch are usually moved to TE.

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zoux posted:

When I first started following basketball people would talk about Rich Paul and I thought it was a rap name.

What did you think when you first heard of Big Baby?

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I hope the oversight on corporate sponsorships is lax so we can get a porn website's logo on a jersey.

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I mean other sports let bogus health supplements plaster their logo all over the jersey, why not INFOWARS.

THE GOLDEN STATE INFOWARRIORS

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Take two dunks and call me Alonzo Mourning.

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The Cavs now have to retire both of LeBrons.

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Adun posted:

LeBron has only ever wore 23 in Cleveland.

Has any player ever had two numbers retired on the same team?

If the Heat can retire Jordan's even though he never played for them, I think the Cavs can retire as many numbers as LeBron wants.

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Bashez posted:

Kevin Durant is the third most important player on the Warriors behind Steph and Draymond.

Uh oh you did it, I can feel him shaking from across the country.

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Do heaves count as a missed shot if you don't make it?

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Tweets from the early days of twitter are the best, especially pro athletes who were in middle school then and never deleted their old stuff.

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Which NBA player has released the best rap song? For my money Shaq's "you know how we do" from the Pootie Tang soundtrack will never be beaten.

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https://youtu.be/iW4atnm_5h0


Respect

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Paul Zuvella posted:

Guys Basketball is really good????

The San Antonio spurs are going to be the 4th best team in their conference this is absolutely hilarious. Golden state is going to have to play OKC, SAS or Houston in the 2nd round lmaoooo.

Meanwhile the Cavs get to play 3 teams of literal children wearing kneepads.

Yeah the East rules.

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Derrick Rose is back and D Wade is also back! I can't decide which will be MVP so they may have to share!

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Lockback posted:

Recently divorced 45 year old mom Lebron is the best Lebron.

Until he posts a compressed jpeg of a note written in cursive about how children's laughter is life's greatest medicine I won't be impressed.

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Pumped to see the first ever three-way MVP when LeBron Wade and Rose share it.

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