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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Time posted:

Here we go motherfuckers

Hold me

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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pubic works project posted:

Someone check on chunkles. I bet he just passed out.

It's true. I've actually been on my fainting couch all day, getting up and repeatedly passing out, but the serving boy finally got back with smelling salts.

:rip: In memoriam :rip:

Patrick Beverley 2013-2017 (Morey becomes the first GM to trade away the NBA Hustle Award winner)
Sam Dekker 2015-2017
Montrezl Harrell 2015-2017

Also congratulations to Time, you're not a true blood Rockets poster until Morey trades your avatar away.

WhyteRyce posted:

Sam Dekker got some hype from Rockets fans last year but I assume that's just fans overhyping bench trash

I like Dekker, but he's definitely a work in progress. He's supposed to be a slasher kind of guy, but with Harden never really got the chance to handle the ball. His three point shot is not good enough. Him on a bad team would probably give him a lot more reps with that stuff and make it clear whether he's a good player or not.

xbilkis posted:

Would staggering Harden/Paul's minutes so they're playing without one another as much or more often than they're playing together be the optimal way to use them? Will stars teaming up ever accept this arrangement

I sure hope they do this. It would probably be great for Harden's career longevity and Paul not getting injured if D'Antoni can keep their minutes down.

chunkles fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jun 28, 2017

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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i'm channeling my mental temecula right now

chunkles
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quote:

Unloading Ryan Anderson to sign Paul outright would have helped Houston keep one of their outgoing guards, but the market for the three years and $60 million left on Anderson's deal was frigid. Not even the Kings wanted him for free. At least two teams would have demanded two Houston first-round picks in exchange for absorbing Anderson, according to several league sources.

Lowe confirms that absolutely no one wants Anderson's contract.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Elotana posted:

poo poo this was just Bev, Lou, and Dekker when I heard about it this morning

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/880148052836798464

:eyepop:

oh god not kyle WILTjer i'm against this move now

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Dejan Bimble posted:

Doc Rivers is going to resign before the season, yes/no

We haven't seen the crazy angry side of Ballmer as Clippers owner yet, I'm fully expecting Doc Rivers to resign in a press conference with a giant windows phone imprint on his forehead

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Teodosic is going to be a good signing for whoever ends up with him.

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'm gonna say... Houstan... Houstan Rockettes...

If we can just sign/trade for everyone who has Paul in their name this will have been a good offseason

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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I had completely forgotten about D'Antoni's stint in New York somehow. Yikes.

chunkles
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pubic works project posted:

You need players with the name Paul and George in their names.

Paul Millsap would be good too. We could combine him and Ryan Anderson into Paul Ryan Anderson, the player who believes in offense, defense and tax cuts for the wealthy.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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isn't Sporting News one of those made up twitter spam websites

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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I'm glad Ricky Rubio finally got traded so Rockets fans can stop suggesting that for a year

G-Hawk posted:

per Houston chronicle, the Rockets intend to bring over Zhou Qi.


7'2 21 year old in China that they drafted in 2016. I don't know much about him. Looking around online looks like hes got a decent outside shot. Skinny as gently caress, probably needs to put on about 50lbs to not get pushed around in the paint.

He needs to put on about 50 pounds to not be considered at-risk for an eating disorder. He's gonna get pushed around in the D-League for like two years minimum.

That said, he's the next Yao Ming as far as I'm concerned

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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https://www.instagram.com/boblian1206/

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Unrelated to anything did anyone enjoy 5 minutes of Zach Lowe pleading with Lou Williams to unblock him on twitter

Cool Buff Man posted:

"Look Chris, something you've never seen before"

lol

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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e: nvm

chunkles
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thank poo poo the sober minds in the new york knicks management prevailed on that one

chunkles
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lol congrats metapod

chunkles
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Tae posted:

Who the gently caress is in the all-star game for the East? Butler, George are gone.

dion waiters nba all-star

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Ramadu posted:

lin and mozgov

Lin fans were right all along about his all star potential

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Athanatos posted:

Playoff reseeding: coming soon.

Keep making this poo poo more unbalanced until it actually happens.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/880979080384049157

I need to know whether they're meeting with the basketball player or the porn star before I can decide how I feel about this.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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On one hand, Z-Bo wearing anything other than a Grizz jersey would be super hosed up

On the other hand,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4xH85iDDIs

but in the finals

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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euphronius posted:

Rudy gay was actually good last year

Could be ruined of course

Has any player been rotation-worthy the year after an achilles? The guys that come back seem to need a full year to recover

Seems like the wrong player if you're trying to win games and convince Paul George to stay.

shirts and skins posted:

Gay being welcomed in Oklahoma?

There's a first time for everything I guess

hee

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Dejan Bimble posted:

Woj officially joined ESPN 2 days ago
Suddenly random espn people are breaking news
Hmmmm

i'm imagining woj, chewing up the big scoops and regurgitating them into the smaller waiting mouths of ramona shelburne and jeff goodman

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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So since the Rockets are meeting with Amir Johnson, what happened to him? Is he still a reasonably good defensive player? I've barely watched him ball in Boston.

chunkles
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Cool Buff Man posted:

He's still useful and about the same as he's always been but gets injured a little bit more

thanks. The Rockets could use 20 minutes of competent defense.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

5 years $170 million.

#PrayForKibner

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Good.

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/880988130811277312

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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G-Hawk posted:

...4 years for Nene? I mean, okay, I guess.

It's only 3.75 million a year, or as I like to think of it 1 out of 10 on the Jrue Holiday Scale

e: and knowing Morey I wouldn't be surprised if that last year is one of those partial guarantee things.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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i can't take my eyes off of brian windhorst's jowls

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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euphronius posted:

Free agency special started early !!!!

Woj is frantically drawing and holding up cue cards offscreen with news to break

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Man none of those teams particularly make sense to me as a great fit for him, he's 32 and only Minnesota might be any good any time soon. But he's gonna make bank probably.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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i like shaun livingston.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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well gently caress

normally i'd have a good chuckle about this but since it's the spurs they'll unlock his secret potential and he'll end up being the player he was supposed to be in memphis

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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RaySmuckles posted:

mixed feelings on this one

achilles injury is bad. but the man has a rep for scoring and the spurs need that.

can he play defense? and he play post-injury at all?

he was an ok defender pre achilles. not super smart or locked in but athletic.

achilles injuries are career ruiners.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Shear Modulus posted:

what did it say

https://twitter.com/JabariJYoung/status/881011144827260928

fuckin twitter man.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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G-Hawk posted:

Woj suggesting interest between Ibaka and Houston


I am very interested in this idea

that would be really, really good.

they can't offer much money to anyone; i suspect they'll probably end up with whoever doesn't have a home in a few days.

also.

https://twitter.com/BimaThug/status/881011297365532673

https://twitter.com/BimaThug/status/881014307374284801

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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funny to think after all the CBA wizardry bullshit Morey has pulled off over the years, they hosed up and offered a guy too much money.

ya gotta break a few CBA eggs to make a superteam omelette

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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Dejan Bimble posted:

It's confusing to me, I thought they changed the over 36 rule to reward the banana boat crew for not trying to recoup lost BRI from owners? Is that only as part of max deals? I can't figure it out

http://www.cbafaq.com/salarycap.htm#Q56

Apparently money after the age of 38 is considered likely to be post-retirement and counts towards the cap for the years pre-38

or something I dunno

e: Oh I guess the change was that they altered it from age 36 to age 38. But Nene's 34 so the last year reduces the amount of money they can offer him overall as a non-bird free agent. They can still give him more money via one of their exceptions but then they wouldn't have it for someone else.

also what

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/881249660614057984

chunkles fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jul 1, 2017

chunkles
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Metapod posted:

serge is not happy with you guys thinking he is lying about his age

I'm fine with him drawing Social Security on the Rockets as long as he hits 36% on threes.

Intruder posted:

Guess who the President and VP of the NBAPA are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyeUGo1k1R4&t=118s

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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he tore his achilles so whether he's a good acquisition depends on your holdings in the local occupational therapy market

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

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I like the PJ Tucker signing, and I'm really glad they managed to keep Nene. I wouldn't have been surprised if he was a little peeved after they screwed up his contract offer and then used the MLE on Tucker.

I will be interested in whether PJ Tucker can up his 3 point game here. He's never taken many.

The Rockets are basically tapped out now, unless they can trade Anderson for a S&T free agent or Carmelo An:thunk:thony. Solid offseason.

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