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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Oh poo poo calling him out

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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Skyr posted:

Kamala Harris- two for one

I say just let her take over for the whole time

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

hhhat posted:

I say just let her take over for the whole time

Same

I'm glad to have her as a senator

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
He looks like a little boy with gray hair and giant ears. He's an adorable little racist elf.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Little early for that water chug.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
Fiddling with poo poo on the desk like "hmm is this paper? yes, this is a piece of paper. hmm"

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
"We also hope, now, this is very important, you can provide any documents on the subject of your lying traitorous bullshit."

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Skyr posted:

Kamala Harris- two for one

and a prosecutor by trade

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

No Butt Stuff posted:

Little early for that water chug.

And another

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Did they swear him in yet?

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



He'll answer exactly 3 out of Kamala Harris's 5 questions.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

He looks like he's going to throw everyone under a bus the moment he's allowed to open his mouth.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Warner keeps reminding him, this isnt over today bro.

It's never over.

Bro.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
He looks like a deer in the headlights up there

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Here's all the questions, time to get shooooook.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Sessions is a fascinating character study in discomfort and thinly veiled fear.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Warner just rattling off eleven million things, any one of which could sink the fucker. I bet he's having a good time up there.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

He looks like a deer in the headlights up there

Sessions starting with the lost grandpa defense again

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Bottom Liner posted:

Not clogging up the normal threads

yeah but now everyone is just talking about only this in both threads

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The Glumslinger posted:

He looks like a deer in the headlights up there

You have to think he's running over the sort of protective custody he'd need to get through a potential prison sentence versus blowing the whole drat situation open

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Under oath this time :getin:

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Seeing Jefferson take the oath fills me with so much happiness.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
And here

we

go

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
"Please place this knife to your throat and get ready to slice"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

they left out the bible

they didn't even make him use his oathin hand

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
He has little racist glasses :kimchi:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I don't think I'll be able to listen to this because of his lovely voice and accent.

Can I get a UN earpiece to translate this into "not bumfuck redneckese"

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Mind_Taker posted:

He'll answer exactly 3 out of Kamala Harris's 5 questions.

Harris is salivating over the thought of Sessions saying something racist/sexist/both to her. She'd be president in eight years, tops.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
"I appreciate the committee's important efforts" - already perjuring himself.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

fishing with the fam posted:

Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

He did indeed. wtf

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

"sorry, god said i can't violate executive privilege"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

fishing with the fam posted:

Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

Yes.


He's already lying through his teeth. Someone have a picture of him meeting a Russian at the Mayflower.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Recall" count: 1.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So if they have proof of a Mayflower meeting, he is already perjuring himself

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
lord trump

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Dammit Alabama, look what you did. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NO!
*rubs Alabamas nose into the great plains*

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

fishing with the fam posted:

Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

"If I am not part of the Master Race, may God put me there. If I am, may God so keep me."

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Score two for my bet on the Gonzales Defense.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The way he says Russian sounds like a racial slur.

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