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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

why did you recuse yourself if you had no russian interactions at all?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







colleagues-

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
I like how when he says "squarely" it sounds like "squirrely"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

The Glumslinger posted:

So if they have proof of a Mayflower meeting, he is already perjuring himself

no he just doesn't recall any meeting but maybe his poor elf brain just plumb forgot

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
"Colleagues" sounds like an appeal for clemency.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







WeAreTheRomans posted:

Please, colleagues, hear me now .


Sound slike some Julius Caesar poo poo

you mean mark antony

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So I had no reason to recuse myself, but I did anyways because of the lying media

That sounds like what he is saying

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Well then... anyone else will do. I guess whoever is first so that he shatters immediately.

Your best bet is Harris. She's a black woman, a prosecutor, and trying to make a name for herself.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
"Is it true you had all day discussions with the Russians but they still went ahead and vetoed the plan?"

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
28CFR 45.2 required it!

Apparently.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Xibanya posted:

I keep forgetting how cartoonishly southern he really is. Nobody is exaggerating.
It's goofy as gently caress.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

FizFashizzle posted:

you mean mark antony

I mean, yes, as depicted in the well-known play called... Julius Caesar

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

DACK FAYDEN posted:

28CFR 45.2 required it!

Apparently.

amazing how long it took him to read that

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I suppose I can't use the term colleagues any longer*

*proceeds to continue using the term colleagues

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
"you see, my recusal had nothing to do with Russia"

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Getting this guy to open up is going to be getting blood from a stone. I'll give you a hint, he doesn't speak slowly because he's simple.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
ahaahahah I like how Rosenstein was clearly pissed that the administration blamed him for the Comey firing but they're still like "Heavens, it was all Mr. Rosenstein's idea!"

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Lol this is an interesting attempt at making a rationalization for why he helped fire Comey

"Sure I was recused from the investigation but I still get to fire people if I wanna"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
recollections

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

No Butt Stuff posted:

ICEWATER BREAK

Not even the decency to give a landowner sweet tea.


:pusheen: loving lol

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"He didn't recall this"

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I responded that we should probably do the right thing, but I'm not gonna help him and I'm not going to point out to the President that he was doing something wrong. Just admonish Comey now.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Boon posted:

I suppose I can't use the term colleagues any longer*

*proceeds to continue using the term colleagues

Hrrm the guy that has different responses based on whether he was AG or Senator can't seem to remember which he is.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
"concern" is a weird euphemism for "Don't leave me alone in a room with the President."

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I assumed Comey would be smart enough to not let Trump trap him again :lol:

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
skerrilous?

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
YOU HAVE INSULTED MAH HONAH SUH

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oh you've earned a reputation alright.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

You have surely earned a reputation.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

honest and transparent

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ah did nat recuse mahself from defendan mah honah

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


"i've dedicated myself to the highest standards"

gently caress YOU

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic
This is insanity, I can't wait to watch him get shredded into pieces

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

No Butt Stuff posted:

honest and transparent
this Sessions guy has jokes

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

someone call him on his poo poo.

Glass of Milk
Dec 22, 2004
to forgive is divine
I do declare it will be pistols at dawn for those scurrilous evildoers!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Now if y'all will excuse me, I believe I am getting tha vapahs and will retire to my sittin' room.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Oh my god this guy is totally tethering himself to the anchor of Trump

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

strengthened my resolve to fulfill my duty to ask for more money to prosecute pot.

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