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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
I see no mint juleps or white cotton suits. I can't imagine the Hon. Mr. Sessions will stand for such a lack of decorum.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

No Butt Stuff posted:

I hope Trump sends a messenger in with the "you're fired" memo.

*a giant TV screen lowers down behind Sessions and tunes into CNN*

Wolf Blitzer: Breaking news - President Trump has fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions...

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Mind_Taker posted:

He'll answer exactly 3 out of Kamala Harris's 5 questions.

Harris is salivating over the thought of Sessions saying something racist/sexist/both to her. She'd be president in eight years, tops.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

fishing with the fam posted:

Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

"If I am not part of the Master Race, may God put me there. If I am, may God so keep me."

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Puh-puh-puh-perjury tiiiiime.:toot:

"Detestable lie," lol

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Man I'm thrown, and I don't know what to do, guess I gotta perjure part 2 of my Jeff Sessions

This is beautiful. Today will have been a productive day, regardless of how this hearing goes.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Kaddish posted:

Sessions won here

Phew, good, we can know conclusively that Wyden has won the exchange, folks.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

are you watching the same hearing? Sessions looks horrible here.

He's a really, really bad troll. He pulled the same poo poo in the Comey hearing thread.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Oracle posted:

He sounds like a right-wing caricature of a liberal unfortunately.

To the public at large, perhaps. But they're not the key audience here. The intelligence community is.:getin:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Hi Joseph Cotton.

You asked if anyone has heard of a plotline as crazy as this.

I have, because I have a basic knowledge of American political history. Thanks.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Yeah, Sessions lashing out at Wyden is the clip that's getting played the most, from what I'm seeing.

e: Schiff is on CNN. Talking about taking "whatever steps necessary" to "compel" Sessions to answer the questions that he so stolidly dodged today. He's referring to holding Sessions in contempt. That would be fun to see.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 13, 2017

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