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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0zo1vacLOc

Jeff Sessions perjured himself.

He's going to do it again.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm disappointed they didn't make the desk he will testify at into a Keebler Elf tree.

Oh here's John "Alzheimers Face literally right now" McCain.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hope Trump sends a messenger in with the "you're fired" memo.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"i'm going to just say the same poo poo I said at Comey's hearing"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"Did he say candid and honest? poo poo, better nod real big and gulp!"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

He's taking notes about this?

Good lord.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Will there be a black person or a woman asking him questions?

I sure hope so!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

Kamala Harris is both, and the former CA AG

He's gonna be sooooooo mad

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Little early for that water chug.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Here's all the questions, time to get shooooook.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I don't think I'll be able to listen to this because of his lovely voice and accent.

Can I get a UN earpiece to translate this into "not bumfuck redneckese"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

fishing with the fam posted:

Did he say as far as the lord allows him?

Yes.


He's already lying through his teeth. Someone have a picture of him meeting a Russian at the Mayflower.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The way he says Russian sounds like a racial slur.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I doubt you served with honor, remember you are a gross liar.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Don't smile.

Don't smile.

Just get hosed.


A rambling question? Oh my god, you shut up.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

No, that was your answer, not context.


You are not going to do well here.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

ICEWATER BREAK

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

why did you recuse yourself if you had no russian interactions at all?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I responded that we should probably do the right thing, but I'm not gonna help him and I'm not going to point out to the President that he was doing something wrong. Just admonish Comey now.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oh you've earned a reputation alright.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

honest and transparent

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

someone call him on his poo poo.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

strengthened my resolve to fulfill my duty to ask for more money to prosecute pot.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

to stop these overdose deaths, i will make pot illegal again.

the murder rate doesn't seem like it's up 10%

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

aware of dog posted:

lol wasn't a program to reduce overdoses cut dramatically in Trump's budget

eliminated

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

membuhs, i seeeved in this booodee foh 25 yeahs

*doesn't turn on mic*

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

okay what is the personal or political relationship?

you were appointed by the president? so no AG should ever investigate the executive?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

KickerOfMice posted:

Is Franken going to have another go at him today?

No

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So you weren't involved in the political campaign in anyway.

However you use your position as a political surrogate to justify the recusal because of the CFR.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

the answer to a yes/no question is never "maybe"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

he is speaking very slowly.

Warner will speak even faster to average it out.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"The proper form of addressing a person holding the office of Attorney General is "Mister/Madam Attorney General," or "Attorney General," and referred to as "Attorney General." The plural is "Attorneys General" or "Attorneys-General"."


Jesus Christ, you are not going to be able to stretch your answers to waste his time.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

so that's executive privilege.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

well..

uh..

*pause*

WITH

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

lol, writing is apparently not covered by the SPECIAL privilege

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

so now he's literally saying he "said that to the president."


so uh....

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

here comes the faster answers.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

rubio you worm

he hasn't done anything too lovely yet, I don't think

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"he could have reported it to his real boss and not me!"

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

How does the AG not know that if the President made tapes he'd have to preserve them?

I mean.... He lived through watergate, right?

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