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Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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PERDS PERDS PERDS

e: also I will finish last year's sim before this draft starts or is over :ssh:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 15:48

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:51

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I am renaming them the Nashville Perds, everyone who mentions my team must call them the Perds tia

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 18:45

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I have a hockey game tomorrow at like 11:30 and I should be home by 1 and I plan to spend the rest of the day finishing last year's sim

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 15:32

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I simming last season right now, there's about 10 games left in the season. I'll post an update when the regular season is over and then after the playoffs

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 21:42

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

End of Regular Season Standings/Stats:

Atlantic
1. Buffalo (49-27-6, 46 ROW) 104 pts
2. Detroit (47-28-7, 40 ROW) 101 pts
3. Montreal (46-28-8, 38 ROW) 100 pts
Metropolitan
1. Philadelphia (44-28-10, 42 ROW) 98 pts
2. NY Islanders (46-30-6, 38 ROW) 98 pts
3. Carolina (43-32-7, 38 ROW) 93 pts
Wildcard
1. Boston (44-33-5, 39 ROW) 93 pts
2. Ottawa (43-32-7, 38 ROW) 93 pts

- Toronto (42-33-7, 34 ROW) 91 pts
- Columbus (40-37-5, 31ROW) 85 pts
- Tampa Bay (38-36-8, 35 ROW) 84 pts
- New Jersey (39-37-6, 33 ROW) 84 pts
- Pittsburgh (38-37-7, 33 ROW) 83 pts
- Washington (35-40-7, 31 ROW) 77 pts
- Florida (35-42-5, 32 ROW) 75 pts
- NY Rangers (31-41-10, 27 ROW) 72 pts

Central
1. Dallas (49-27-6, 45 ROW) 104 pts
2. Chicago (46-30-6, 39 ROW) 98 pts
3. Colorado (41-34-7, 32 ROW) 89 pts
Pacific
1. Arizona (52-19-11, 47 ROW) 115 pts
2. Vancouver (44-25-13, 41 ROW) 101 pts
3. San Jose (46-27-9, 41 ROW) 101 pts
Wildcard
1. Edmonton (47-30-5, 41 ROW) 99 pts
2. Los Angeles (39-30-13, 33 ROW) 91 pts

- Winnipeg (36-34-12, 33 ROW) 84 pts
- St. Louis (36-37-9, 32 ROW) 81 pts
- Anaheim (35-40-7, 33 ROW) 77 pts
- Minnesota (35-43-4, 31 ROW) 74 pts
- Calgary (31-42-9, 30 ROW) 71 pts
- Nashville (33-45-4, 28 ROW) 70 pts

Goals
1. Tarasenko - 63
2. Ovechkin - 47
3. Kane - 46
t-4. Tavares, Benn - 45
6. Perry - 41
7. Nyquist - 40
t-8. Seguin, Rick Nash - 37
t-10. Crosby, Giroux - 34

Assists
1. Subban - 64
t-2. Barrie, Getzlaf - 63
4. Eriksson - 60
5. Johansen - 59
t-6. S. Weber, Voracek - 57
t-8. Kucherov, Thornton, Toffoli - 56

Points
1. Tarasenko - 115
t-2. Seguin, Tavares - 92
t-4. Kane, Ovechkin - 91
6. Benn - 90
7. Crosby - 87 :haw:

t-8. Getzlaf, Voracek - 84
t-10. Nyquist, Perry, Wheeler - 83

Rookies
1. Laine: 25-31-56
t-2. Matthews: 15-37-52
t-2. Nylander: 13-39-52
4. Marner: 14-33-47
5. Buchnevich: 10-30-40
6. Connor: 10-28-38
7. Strome: 14-23-37
t-8. Bjorkstrand: 20-16-36
t-8. Dal Colle: 15-21-36
10. Konecny: 11-22-33

Wins
t-1. Varlamov, Price, Talbot - 39
t-4. Howard, Bobrovsky - 37
t-6. Quick, Halak - 36
8. Holtby - 35
9. Schneider - 34
10. Rinne - 33

GAA (min. 40 GP)
1. Neuvirth - 2.13
2. Hellebuyck - 2.20
3. Halak - 2.27
4. Bobrovsky - 2.29
5. Holtby - 2.31
t-6. Luongo, Talbot - 2.39
t-8. Schneider, Varlamov, Allen - 2.57

SV% (min. 40 GP)
t-1. Neuvirth, Holtby - .926
3. Bobrovsky - .925
4. Hellebuyck - .924
5. Halak - .923
t-6. Luongo, Talbot - .922
t-8. Allen, Lundqvist, Rask, Fleury - .915

PLAYOFF BRACKET
M1. Philadelphia vs. WC1. Boston
M2. NY Islanders vs. M3. Carolina

A1. Buffalo vs. WC2. Ottawa
A2. Detroit vs. A3. Montreal

C1. Dallas vs. WC1. Edmonton
C2. Chicago vs. C3 Colorado

P1. Arizona vs. WC2. Los Angeles
P2. Vancouver vs. P3. San Jose

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 00:29

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Jordan7hm posted:

Hey Carolina made it in. Laine and Hellebuyck were good, so there's that.

They just swept the Islanders, too.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 00:47

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

M1. Philadelphia vs. WC1. Boston 4-3
Game 1: 2-4
Game 2: 1-3
Game 3: 3-5
Game 4: 2-1
Game 5: 3-1
Game 6: 4-3
Game 7: 3-2
:monocle:

M2. NY Islanders vs. M3. Carolina 4-0
Game 1: 6-2
Game 2: 4-3
Game 3: 2-1
Game 4: 5-1

A1. Buffalo vs. WC2. Ottawa 4-3
Game 1: 1-3
Game 2: 0-2
Game 3: 4-1
Game 4: 2-1
Game 5: 2-6
Game 6: 4-1
Game 7: 2-1(OT)

A2. Detroit vs. A3. Montreal 4-2
Game 1: 3-2
Game 2: 6-3
Game 3: 0-2
Game 4: 0-3
Game 5: 4-3(3OT)
Game 6: 4-1

C1. Dallas vs. WC1. Edmonton 4-2
Game 1: 5-2
Game 2: 1-2
Game 3: 2-4
Game 4: 3-0
Game 5: 1-0
Game 6: 4-2

C2. Chicago vs. C3 Colorado 4-0
Game 1: 4-1
Game 2: 5-4(OT)
Game 3: 2-1(2OT)
Game 4: 3-1

P1. Arizona vs. WC2. Los Angeles 4-0
Game 1: 2-0
Game 2: 5-4
Game 3: 3-2
Game 4: 6-0

P2. Vancouver vs. P3. San Jose
Game 1: 4-3(2OT)
Game 2: 3-2(OT)
Game 3: 4-3(3OT)
Game 4: 0-2
Game 5: 2-5
Game 6: 3-4(OT)
Game 7: 4-3(OT)

gat dang :rip:

So Canucks are the only higher seed to advance in what might be the craziest series ever

Round 2:

M3. Carolina vs. WC1. Boston
A3. Montreal vs. WC2. Ottawa

C3. Colorado vs. WC1. Edmonton
P2. Vancouver vs. WC2. Los Angeles

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 01:58

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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M3. Carolina vs. WC1. Boston 4-1
Game 1: 1-3
Game 2: 6-1
Game 3: 3-0
Game 4: 3-0
Game 5: 4-2

A3. Montreal vs. WC2. Ottawa 4-3
Game 1: 3-5
Game 2: 1-3
Game 3: 3-1
Game 4: 3-4(OT)
Game 5: 6-3
Game 6: 3-1
Game 7: 4-2

C3. Colorado vs. WC1. Edmonton 4-1
Game 1: 1-0
Game 2: 0-4
Game 3: 2-1
Game 4: 6,2
Game 5: 5-2

P2. Vancouver vs. WC2. Los Angeles 4-2
Game 1: 6-1
Game 2: 1-2
Game 3: 3-1
Game 4: 3-0
Game 5: 1-2(3OT)
Game 6: 5-4(2OT)

Conference Final:

A3. Montreal vs. WC1. Boston

WC1. Edmonton vs. WC2. Los Angeles

underdogzzz

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:14

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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A3. Montreal vs. WC1. Boston 4-1
Game 1: 5-0
Game 2: 4-2
Game 3: 2-3
Game 4: 3-2(2OT)
Game 5: 4-2

WC1. Edmonton vs. WC2. Los Angeles 4-1
Game 1: 5-1
Game 2: 6-5(4OT)
Game 3: 3-2
Game 4: 1-2
Game 5: 3-0

Cup Final:

Montreal vs. Los Angeles

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:20

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Montreal sweeps LA to win the cup. Montreal won game 1 4-0, then Luongo got hurt while down 2-0 in the first period of game 2. The Hamburglar was valiant but lost 2-1 and 1-0 in games 2 and 3, then the Kings bowed out 4-3 in game 4.

Awards

Art Ross: Tarasenko
Hart: Tarasenko
Norris: Subban
Lady Byng: Tarasenko
Calder: Laine
Conn Smythe: Price
Vezina: Holtby
Jennings: Gibson/Hutchinson/Ramo
Masterton: Demers
Selke: J. Staal
Lindaay: Tarasenko
Richard: Tarasenko
Messier Leadership Award: lol who cares that's not a real award

gently caress Canada.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:27

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Presidents Trophy banner hanging in the rafters in Glendale

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 17:44

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Iodised QQ posted:

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 02:48

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

The Nashville Perds are proud to announce that there has been a skipped pick, and that pick is skipped to the Nashville Perds. With this skipped pick, a player must be selected.

That player will be selected by Nashville.

That player is Vladimir Tarasenko.

That's the word, ya heard?

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 20:38

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

drat, that scoring slump last season has goal-scorers at a premium this year.

I legitimately think that he is elite or just on the cusp, is young, signed decently long on a contract that doesn't even look that bad now, and has good fancies on a so-so team. I was going to pick Kucherov for similar reasons but he was sniped on me (and I might've gone this way anyway because Kucherov is gonna get like 9M in two years). There were a few centers (one in particular) that I considered there, but I feel like top flight wingers have the shallowest pool compaired to centers and D of a similar caliber so :supaburn:

positional scarcity :supaburn:

Also maybe I'll get a good center and what then???? What say you Blues? Wanna see Tarasenko score 60 goals when he's not saddled with whatever aging crap you trot out there???

e: McDavid, Laine, Matthews, Karlsson, and maybe Eichel were the only guys on my list I had ranked ahead of him

e2: I've been phone posting for the last few days because I never unpacked my laptop when I went away last weekend so I'll update my team page on the spreadsheet later

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jul 13, 2017

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 22:42

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

corn on the cop posted:

I'm around all day tomorrow so I'll take them

I'll be around from the window opening until about 5pm, and intermittently from there until 10:30, so I can take any PM'd picks that anyone might have tomorrow

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 04:50

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Don't get me wrong - I think he's a solid pick (I got him at 14 last year and would've jumped to have him at 12 this year.) Guys who can score 40 goals are rare, winger or no - and when it comes to quality centers I think that well is a lot deeper than wingers of Tarasenko's stature.

Jamwad Hilder posted:

On my phone so I can't update the spreadsheet, sorry. But I pick Mark Scheifele

This was the guy I was considering, and there was another center, and Gadreau, on my radar but I ultimately felt that Tarasenko was the best option considering all factors I reserve the right to reject this opinion if/when Scheifele, or my other center, are 70-80+ point franchise centers if the top line center I get later in the draft is really fuckin meh

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jul 14, 2017

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 04:55

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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Ginette Reno posted:

I think it's my pick? I'll take Carey Price which is a boring pick but I don't know how he dropped to me since he's the best goalie in the league.

I wouldn't say he dropped, middle of the 1st is about exactly where he should go, maybe even a few picks later when you consider his contract

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 15:54

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Yeah it's just been proven that you can sustain winning with great teams and average goaltenders, so factoring all that in, I'd say that somewhere between 15-25 is the perfect spot to take Price. I wouldn't consider him not going in the top 15 to be falling

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 16:45

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

ay yo whoever wrote noseface killah in marchand's notes is my fuckin hero

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 05:50

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

To be honest, The Nashville Perds are stumped by this pick. We've also misplaced our draft rankings.

The story of this pick is that it's being made, and that pick is Max Pacioretty

I'm still phone posting so someone help a brother out I promise I'll get my poo poo together by my next pick

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 17:47

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

The Nashville Perds are are a hockey club, and that hockey club needs to be filled with hockey players. A hockey player is Dylan Larkin

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 18:01

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

HEY gently caress YOU THAT WAS MY GUY YOU'RE A DICK

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 05:14

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I saw who it was and I don't want him I want my guy :argh:

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 05:18

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

To be fair, you get 2 hours to pick, and that was an after hours pick to boot so it was more like 13 hours, there's literally no reason with all that time, plus waiting time between picks, that you should ever have to edit a different guy into a post unless the guy you're trying to draft was already picked

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 12:58

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Thufir posted:

Red Wings will take Jakub Voracek I guess.

I was thinking about him but his contract had me all :eyepop:

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 23:43

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I picked him last year and he was honestly my 2nd best defenseman

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 23:08

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

JoelJoel posted:

His fancies aren't great, but I do love me some Domi. His face is such a wonderful mashup of a beautiful woman and Tie Domi. Sucks he's stuck in Arizona until the end of time.

Anyway, the Stars are proud to select perennial 70 point scorer Mika Zibanejad.

Great 1-2 punch up the middle with Willy Ny. He brings speed, dangles, and most importantly, the flow.

Benn - Zbad -
- Nylander -

Gostisbehere -

Bob

Coming along.

I really wanted to take him last pick, but I figured at this rate, every single young potential top-4 defenseman will be gone by my next pick so I rolled the dice and hoped people would forget about him

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 02:09

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I have too many good ol north american boys, I need some of them floaty euros so that vladdy feels at home so give me Henrik Sedin

Pacioretty-Sedin-Tarasenko
xxxx-Larkin-Miller

Chychrun

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 13:51

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I'm doin the fuckin thing and picking Daniel Sedin

Sedin-Sedin-Tarasenko
Pacioretty-Larkin-Miller
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

Chychrun-XXXX
XXXX-XXXX
XXXX-XXXX

XXXX
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rad top 6 is rad defense is for nerds

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 02:26

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

hello is it sedin you're looking for

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 02:34

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Bottom half of this draft is a buncha dinks qtiyd

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 02:01

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Yeah exxon's team is v good

corn on the cop posted:

I appreciate teemu's strategy of "never let the puck leave the offensive zone"

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 18:10

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

gently caress you so hard

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 00:57

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Goddamn Zetterberg 3rd line center with top PP minutes would've been the raddest poo poo

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 00:58

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Health was an issue but he was also scratched for dumb AV reasons when he finally got back for good. He was great when he played and wasn't hurt in the first half though, and if he stays healthy and gets ice time he should be fine

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 01:15

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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I F5'd the spreadsheet like 18 times because I couldn't believe that no one took Matthew Barzal.

I was planning on playing him on 3RW with Zetterberg centering until he was ready, but oh fuckin well < :mad:

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Sedin - Sedin - Tarasenko
Pacioretty - Larkin - Miller
XXXX - Barzal -.XXXX
XXXX - XXXX - XXXX

Chychrun - LOL
WHO - CARES
DEFENSE - LOL

Something
Something else

e: that center depth if those 3 ever learn how to play center

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 01:54

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

hockey as it should be

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 02:06

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Best team

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 02:52

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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Kilza posted:

e2: $14.3 mil cap space remaining on that team, we can totally do this!

I bet our reverse combo is better than Vegas

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 04:58

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:51

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

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mentholmoose posted:

Lightning take Rick fuckin' Nash.

Nash-Eichel-Sheary
?-Patrick-?

Faulk-Gardener
?-Spurgeon

Holtby

gently caress

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 18:53

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