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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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I fully believe North Korea's story that he pricked his finger on an enchanted needle and now awaits the kiss of a true-hearted prince
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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He was sent on a psyop mission by the CIA to demoralize the North Korean people by sabotaging their inspiring hotel poster. Fortunately, the savvy and loyal agents of the DPRK saw through his sinister plot before it was too late.
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Jun 16, 2017 11:06
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
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the most likely explanation is that he tried to hang himself. He didn't know Dennis Rodman was coming to rescue him. NK might've done it, but they did have an incentive to keep him alive.
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Jun 16, 2017 16:53
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
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Maybe he threw a tantrum and swore to hold his breath until they let him go
Which worked!
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Jun 17, 2017 15:36
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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I hope his parents honor his wishes by dressing him in a hawaiian shirt and oversized sunglasses.
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Jun 18, 2017 02:00
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
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HILLARY CLINTON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
SHE was Secretary of State at the time Otto Warmbier was illegally detained by North Korea. It was HER responsibility to make every effort to secure his release. She did NOTHING. This is MORE BLOOD on Hillary Clinton's hands!!
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Jun 24, 2017 00:53
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
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It seems tragically obvious now that her whole career was motivated by a malignant sado-sexual bloodlust, especially a desire for the deaths of innocent American citizens. Did she take a hand in Warmbier's capture? Perhaps tipping off the North Korean authorities, or planting evidence that would lead to his incarceration?
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Jun 24, 2017 01:22
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- Zorodius
- Feb 11, 2007
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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Actually John Kerry was SoS
You're telling me Hillary dragged him into this too?? Jesus Christ. She really is the Charles Manson of Washington.
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Jun 24, 2017 04:50
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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John Kerry always seemed like a decent enough fellow
It must have made him sick to walk in to meetings with Hillary Clinton, while she sat there with a box of kittens, idly pausing to snap their necks the way most people would crack a pistachio shell
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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I hope Otto's old fraternity named him Eternal President of Partying
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