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stay safe nooner ghost
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 03:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:56 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Just reread the thread after the coffee wore off, pretty sure we're all going to hell, guys. That's what coffee does to you? drat breh
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 10:28 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I hope you enjoyed the thread, man
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 10:40 |
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North Korea's not that dangerous, actually
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:15 |
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Yeah generally NK is pretty good at keeping the executing to their own citizens
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:18 |
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Like how much more likely is a tourist to get attacked or abducted or killed in NK compared to Mexico, or Brazil, or other popular spots? It's probably much less, I'm guessing
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:20 |
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Idk if you can really call NK tourism dangerous because of oppressive regime when Dubai and the UAE are so popular and are built on taking passports from immigrants and using them as slave labor
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:23 |
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In this comparison the north koreans in prison camps are being compared to immigrant workers, not white boys
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:07 |
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VikingSkull posted:5 Americans go to North Korea, 1 comes back with the IQ of something sold in Ikea Since 1996 here have been 18 westerners imprisoned in north korea for various lengths of time, most of those being ethnically korean. About 5,000 westerners go there every year. How many of those have died? How many tourists visiting mexico have died?
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:20 |
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Anyway the point i'm making is because you weird fucks keep saying otto should have known he would be killed for loving with some poster or whatever it was, when there had been a sum total of zero tourists ever killed after visiting north korea. The people imprisoned there were tried for trying to enter north korea illegally, or converting locals to a religion, or espionage. In all but 3 cases they were let out before a year. There is no argument you can make that being strangled or drowned to death is not 100% unprecedented, and any unironic sentiment that he knew what he was getting into is coming from a very hosed up and spiteful place
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:31 |
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You have a much greater chance of getting killed visiting mexico than you do north korea. Getting imprisoned for 200 days after passing out bibles is not the same thing as getting drowned to death Btw https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/09/world/asia/americans-visit-north-korea-despite-warnings.html?_r=0 posted:The State Department does not keep records on how many Americans visit North Korea. Of the 4,000 to 5,000 Western tourists who visit each year, about 20 percent come from the United States, said Simon Cockerell, general manager of Koryo Tours, a travel company in Beijing. Apparently not everyone agrees with the 16 americans per decade thing? weird
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:36 |
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ElGroucho posted:"This is a good hill to die on, comrade" "oh god, someone is arguing on the internet... please... n-no...."
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:38 |
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You'll notice I don't actually give a gently caress what you think, and the photoshops in this thread are pretty drat funny. Good talk, bud
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:40 |
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Trunko posted:I knew a rich kid who would get drunk with his buddies and one night they went and stole a state troopers jet ski. His dad paid for good lawyers and he ended up getting off. His dad also paid for flight school for the kid while this was all going on and now the rich kid is an even richer airline pilot married to a beautiful girl and banging other beautiful women around the world. He was probably dunked in, a toilet, until he was dead
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 15:03 |
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If you had to be violently drowned until you courted brain death, would you pick one of those cute conscripted north korean girls to do it?
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 15:09 |
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SpaceClown posted:Does surviving sarin make you retarded? Maybe if you don't get that sweet atropine quickly enough
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 16:19 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I hope it wasn't from repeatedly choking on Kim Jongs dick. Can you breathe while sucking on a ring pop?
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 16:38 |
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North korean girls are cuter imo. Worth it just for that
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 16:50 |
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The only catch is they might try to eat my dog or skin it for a fur coat or something.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 16:53 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:(the authors are self-described "race realists" describing their theory that intelligence is inversely correlated with penis size) Heh heh
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 17:14 |
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Trunko posted:Then Otto must been sporting a real anaconda down there Maybe he died happy
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 17:15 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I'm feeling corny
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 02:11 |
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ElGroucho posted:I'm going to skip ahead, but is that one dummy still here who thinks a trip to NK was a way better idea than going to Mexico because of the DRUGS and GANGS and BROWNS Yeah what's up bitch
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 15:20 |
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Do you have something to say?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 15:20 |
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B. Birdsworth posted:Idk man someone disagreeing that he deserved it and thinking that the situation itself isn't funny doesn't mean they're offended by the actual gallows humor ITT
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:02 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Oh boy I love when goons mince about what's appropriate. Are you guys this pedantic in life? I don't know man it seems to me like the people whining the most are the ones bitching about not everyone agreeing that he deserved it. See the dude still whining about my posts in the other thread. get over it
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:05 |
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You're bitching an awfully lot for someone pretending to be a hardass. lol
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:15 |
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Probably. A pretty stupid way to go out, all things considered
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:41 |
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Zo posted:he did entirely bring it on himself, so he would only not "deserve" what he got if you use the technical definition of that word where nobody actually "deserves" anything bad to happen to them, in which case sure couldn't the same be said for someone getting mugged and killed for being in the wrong alley at the wrong time? like say outside an opera house... are you saying batman's parents deserved it, you fucker?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:48 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:There's a difference between something that deserves to happen vs a reasonably predictable consequence of something (at least the hard labor sentence if not the brain death.) and it's weird that there's only like three other goons who can separate them. Yes, it's this. Dying because of something like this wasn't predictable at all, because no western tourist had ever died in north korea. Prison, sure, but at least you'll get out at some point. The longest de facto sentences were a few years. It's anomalous
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:28 |
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My point is that in this specific case, because of the outcome, it really was bad luck, an arbitrary decision to punish this rich white kid, for a crime that's comparably less severe than say, trying to convert north koreans to a different ideology (which others had received long, but non-lethal sentences for)
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:32 |
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how will you get a gorgeous north korean waifu then hmm. riddle me that
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 17:35 |
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i want to see a picture of kim jong un riding piggyback on dennis rodman's back
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 18:23 |
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if that happens, the peninsula will finally have peace...
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 18:23 |
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facebook jihad posted:I hate to bring this up, but the story is like the embodiment of privilege. Dude probably grew up without any serious issues and figured the rules didn't apply to him; and even if he got in trouble or got caught, someone would get him out of it--whether it be a government official, Rodman, or whomever. So if anything the problem is acting like you have more privilege than you do? Maybe if his daddy was a little bit richer he could bribed Kim Jong Un through the chinese.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 20:02 |
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Vastarien posted:ottoerotic asphyxiation
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:29 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:32 |
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[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it!
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:36 |
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CharlestonJew posted:I pray for the person that ever has to explain the concept of "emptyquoting" to him I think the tweet was actually a photoshop edit he made, too. oh gene... why do you do this to us
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 18:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:56 |
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hahaha
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