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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He deserved it tbh

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

Because he's in a coma lol

lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

EorayMel posted:

So how much hard NK prison labor did they squeeze out of this schmuck before becoming a vegetable?

Like a typical millennial, he collapsed into a ball the second he started

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

As much as I want to feel pity for the dude who's entire life got wrecked in a rigged system over the pettiest of crimes i can't not feel at least a bit satisfied that some rich white dude who thought his life to be so free of consequences that traveling to north korea and loving with their poo poo seemed like a good idea got absolutely destroyed.

Maybe that makes me a sociopath I dunno

I don't usually agree with you but you are correct this time, gently caress him

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Haha

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cnut the Great posted:

Seriouspost, you're both disgusting.

Oh well I guess I'll go to this police state known for its enslavement in prison camps of it's people and commit some crimes. Oh gently caress they wanna enslave me? Halp America!

gently caress him

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

B. Birdsworth posted:

Ok he's white enough but any evidence he was rich?

Also, goons who had a good guffaw at the crying of this RICH kid before he was hauled off never to see his loved ones again and to infarct most of his brain into goo while under their watch are basically locked into the edgy "he deserved it" position.

This is literally all his fault and he is the only one to blame hth

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

WatermelonGun posted:

Yeah I remember those benders in Pyongyang fondly

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Flavahbeast posted:

teenagers are stupid BUT its bad to beat them to death

He was 21 at the time, and is still alive!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Flavahbeast posted:

21 is basically a teenager and in a coma for a year is basically dead

Way to be a pessimist and bad at math

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dr. Carwash posted:

Does anyone know how long he's been in a coma? An article I read says about a year, but wouldn't that mean he fell into a coma basically as soon as he got to NK???

They said he left court took a sleeping pill and never woke up lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Wonder if we can turn this into a Photoshop thread

O----<

My representation of otto warmbier

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Evil Agita posted:

Some conspiracy theorists think NK doesn't exist and is just propaganda to ???

The internet is a magical place

Have you ever been there?????

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

He's the millennial Caro

In his eternal coma dreams

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I'm honestly curious who those that disagree with me are going to blame for this cause it's obviously warm beers fault. Is Kim jong un to blame? China? I mean wtf

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


gently caress yea

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

B. Birdsworth posted:

Easy: It's the government of North Korea's fault for overreacting to an extremely minor offense, directly resulting in the kid sustaining a massive anoxic brain injury from which he will never recover, with Warmbier playing the incredibly minor role of dumb college kid.

I got drunk as a college kid and punched this cop and he tackled me and gave me brain damage but it's the cops fault for not realizing I'm just a 21 year old child

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

His parents are idiots for letting their son go to loving North Korea on vacation.

Thank you

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lol at comparing some drunken idiot from Ohio touring a dictatorship and an enslaved immigrant worker, just lmfao

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Psycho Society posted:

In this comparison the north koreans in prison camps are being compared to immigrant workers, not white boys

Oh tbf I am illiterate

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SpaceClown posted:

Brazil is a sexy tropical country with beautiful cities and countryside

NK is literally kazhakstan with a banana republic-esque despot

You just sold me on going to nk, thanks friend

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SpaceClown posted:

When you return, will your posts improve in quality?

Yes, assuming they put me in a coma

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

ok now do it but replace westerners with Americans

16 US citizens in ten years

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Here's what the state dept has to say

quote:

The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). U.S. citizens in the DPRK are at serious risk of arrest and long-term detention under North Korea’s system of law enforcement. This system imposes unduly harsh sentences for actions that would not be considered crimes in the United States and threatens U.S. citizen detainees with being treated in accordance with “wartime law of the DPRK.” Since the United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea, the U.S. government has no means to provide normal consular services to U.S. citizens in North Korea. This notice updates the number of U.S. citizens who have been detained in North Korea and replaces the Travel Warning dated February 7, 2017. 

At least 16 U.S. citizens have been detained in North Korea in the past ten years. North Korean authorities have detained those who traveled independently and those who were part of organized tours. Being a member of a group tour or using a tour guide will not prevent North Korean authorities from detaining or arresting you. Efforts by private tour operators to prevent or resolve past detentions of U.S. citizens in the DPRK have not been successful.

If you decide to enter North Korea against the advice of this Travel Warning, you should have no expectation of privacy. All electronic and multimedia devices including USB drives, CDs, DVDs, mobile phones, tablets, laptops, Internet browsing histories, and cookies are subject to search for banned content.

If DPRK authorities permit you to keep your mobile phone when you enter the country, it will not function unless you use the DPRK mobile service, which will enable DPRK authorities to monitor your calls. GPS-trackers and satellite phones are not allowed.

Possession of any media, either physical or electronic, that is critical of the DPRK government or its leaders is considered a criminal act punishable by long-term detention in hard labor camps and heavy fines.

In North Korea, the following – whether done knowingly or unknowingly – have been treated as crimes:

Showing disrespect to the country’s former leaders, Kim Il Sung or Kim Jong Il, or for the country’s current leader, Kim Jong Un, including but not limited to tampering with or mishandling materials bearing their names or images;
Entering North Korea without proper travel documentation;
Possessing material that is in any way critical of the DPRK government;
Proselytizing or carrying out religious activities, including activities that may be construed as such, like leaving behind religious materials;
Engaging in unsanctioned political activities;
Traveling without authorization, even for short distances;
Having unauthorized interaction with the local population;
Exchanging currency with an unauthorized vendor;
Taking unauthorized photographs;
Bringing pornography into the country;
Shopping at stores not designated for foreigners; and
Removing or tampering with political slogans and signs or pictures of political leaders.


Numerous foreigners have been held in North Korea for extended periods of time without being formally charged with any crimes. Detained foreigners have been questioned daily for several weeks without the presence of counsel and have been compelled to make public statements and take part in public trials.

Since the United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea, the U.S. government has no means to provide normal consular services to U.S. citizens. The Embassy of Sweden in Pyongyang is the Protecting Power for U.S. citizens in the DPRK providing limited consular services to U.S. citizens who require emergency assistance. Although the U.S.-DPRK Interim Consular Agreement stipulates that North Korea will notify the Embassy of Sweden within four days of an arrest or detention of a U.S. citizen and will allow consular visits by the Swedish Embassy within two days after a request is made, the DPRK government routinely delays or denies consular access.

The DPRK funnels revenue from a variety of sources to its nuclear and weapons programs, which it prioritizes above everything else, often at the expense of the well-being of its own people. It is entirely possible that money spent by tourists in the DPRK goes to fund these programs. We would urge all travelers, before travelling to the DPRK, to consider what they might be supporting. 

If you go there you hosed up and bear responsibility for what happens

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Psycho Society posted:

You have a much greater chance of getting killed visiting mexico than you do north korea. Getting imprisoned for 200 days after passing out bibles is not the same thing as getting drowned to death

Btw


Apparently not everyone agrees with the 16 americans per decade thing? weird

funny that the state dept also advises against going to areas in Mexico with a large cartel presence

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

This is true.

It is also true that what happened to Otto is heartbreaking and nobody deserves that fate.

I honestly don't remember if I said he deserved it I :justpost: but I agree that North Korea is bad and police state actions are bad

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Traffic girl definitely

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The Korean war is technically still going hth

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Autoerotic asphyxiation brings down another one

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Not very charismatic anymore, tho still v funny

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

shocking new image released!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Smiling Mandrill posted:

cardiopulmonary arrest

Dude got the ole jumper cables on the nipples treatment.

Lucky bastard

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I wonder how many posters fantasize about going to nk and loving poo poo up now

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

lmao

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I don't deserve but I still want it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The juche way demands the best medical treatment available which is why they kept him for so long instead of sending him to the U.S. to end up like Terry Schiavo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The argument I've seen against botulism is that it causes paralysis not coma

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Aw :(

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lol that's enough I can imagine the rest and it owns

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