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Psycho Society posted:North Korea's not that dangerous, actually tankie get out reeeeeee
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Please don't spread racist fake news (the study those popular numbers are from actually just made them up and the authors are self-described "race realists" describing their theory that intelligence is inversely correlated with penis size) I'm a motherfucking genius.
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The gallows might have been more humane in this case.
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Jun 17, 2017 09:13
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VikingSkull posted:just lol if you feel bad about that idiot That tiger was framed imo
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I think maybe the Koreans in the north are ultimately responsible for reacting to a stolen poster with brain murder.
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B. Birdsworth posted:Not quite, he said there was no evidence of botulism, which there wouldn't be if his poisoning happened months ago. It's entirely plausible that he got foodborne botulism and none of his guards noticed when he stopped breathing. The only way to diagnose him with at this point would be clinical history, which we got basically none of from the Norks. It would be amazing if it turned out that North Korea has been telling the absolute truth about all of this and no one believes it.
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Jun 19, 2017 21:44
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If you become retarded and die, which version of you goes to heaven?
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Jun 19, 2017 21:48
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Lol, the article basically just says what this thread has been saying about how the sentence was harsh and draconian but you basically had to be retarded to put yourself in that situation and why didn't his parents maybe take him aside and keep him from visiting loving North Korea like wtf did you think was gonna happen.
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Jun 20, 2017 00:42
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There's a difference between something that deserves to happen vs a reasonably predictable consequence of something (at least the hard labor sentence if not the brain death.) and it's weird that there's only like three other goons who can separate them.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Otto, why didn't you run Juche please don't It wasn't his fault He means so much to me Juche please don't He just wants that poster Run, Otto run, Otto run, Otto run, Otto ruuuuuunn!!!
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Jun 20, 2017 19:46
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facebook jihad posted:I hate to bring this up, but the story is like the embodiment of privilege. Dude probably grew up without any serious issues and figured the rules didn't apply to him; and even if he got in trouble or got caught, someone would get him out of it--whether it be a government official, Rodman, or whomever. It's both of these things and both feelings are right. What happened to him was horrible and greatly out of proportion to what he did. At the same time it's very stupid that he did what he did. North Korea can hold all the moral and ethical blame for what happened without us needing to overlook that he did a dumb thing. The dumb thing should not have resulted in his death, but the dumb thing was a dumb thing.
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Jun 20, 2017 20:14
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Toadvine posted:You can feel both. It was a dumb as hell thing to do and also a horrible nightmarish fate. Whoa I never looked at it that way
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Jun 20, 2017 20:26
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B. Birdsworth posted:Maybe he was generally a good kid and didn't make all sorts of horrible brokebrain decisions before this one? I mean his friends described him as studious & quirky which I feel would be odd descriptors for a real bro's bro. To be fair, those are all statements after the fact. People have a tendency to romanticize the lost, even when we thought it was just for 14 years
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Jun 20, 2017 20:55
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B. Birdsworth posted:Yeah for sure, but if he were really the pee-pee-head bro everyone assumed he was I'd expect to see things like "vivacious" and "fun" and "loved life" etc, not studious and quirky and goal-oriented. Econ' s not a joke major where he was going too so the studious part checks out. Ah, I get what you're saying now.
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Jun 20, 2017 21:08
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Goons have a pretty decent record for surviving prison torture. Thanks, Caro!
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Vastarien posted:ottoerotic asphyxiation
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Jun 21, 2017 21:12
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facebook jihad posted:If this is real it's like the most Garfield of political comics I've ever seen He did die on a Monday.
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SpaceClown posted:leaking from the thread in the mod forum where the mods and admins all erp in a big gay orgy That's fake. There's too much enthusiasm. The real genesplicer will never understand the human emotions of joy or laughter.
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Jun 22, 2017 05:11
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Zo posted:would he have poo poo himself the moment he actually died, or was his vegetative state sufficient to rob him of his bowel controls thus rendering him in a perpetual state of pantshittingness? If not, was he permanently constipated? Did the poo poo build up to a critical mass before evacuating?
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Actually John Kerry was SoS
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maskenfreiheit posted:Club them like they're a Georgetown frat boy in the staff only area of a Pyongyang hotel Resisting arrest!
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