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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I was retarded without any help from a foreign power :smuggo:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Zorodius posted:

I fully believe North Korea's story that he pricked his finger on an enchanted needle and now awaits the kiss of a true-hearted prince

Kim is never going to kiss an American

:rip: otto

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


:trumppop:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

His parents are idiots for letting their son go to loving North Korea on vacation.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Psycho Society posted:

North Korea's not that dangerous, actually

I think Otto would disagree.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Maybe that person went to NK, did ya think of that?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Has anyone held a balloon up to Otto to check for responsiveness yet?

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Jun 16, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Count Freebasie posted:

They made him read Three Olives' post history.

They don't use punishments that severe on foreigners.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dennis Rodman should score an autographed version of the propaganda poster for the family.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

EX250 Type R posted:

coma, coma, coma, coma, coma korean

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I asked my dad yesterday what he would have done if I told him I was taking a vacation to North Korea and he said he'd kick my rear end. A good dad imo.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Call me crazy but I think it's a good idea to just not go to North Korea.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

Life has improved immeasurably since I refused going to any place with "North" in its name.

South Dakota is easily the better Dakota. Good choice.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He should have planned to vacation somewhere that normal people vacation.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Agent Escalus posted:

Lord knows what they actually did to him in there to cause damage like that...


"Adventure"

You know, since parachuting and whitewater rafting and hiking Macchu Pichu is soooo passé, the kind of thing plebes like US do. He had to be special, had to do more than have an interesting story to tell, he had to out-story everyone else at the party.

tbf he is a worldwide news story now

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Maybe being stupid enough to go to North Korea on vacation is enough to shrink your brain to the point where you die from it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

VikingSkull posted:

sir please don't step on my "he comes from a long line of retards" joke

His parents let him go to NK and then refused the autopsy. I think you're on to something here.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Cthulu Carl posted:

Don't forget they're from Ohio, too!

Hey, it's not Iowa.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I gotta take issue with the title OP. Going to North Korea on vacation means he was already retarded.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Over There posted:

Bring back your otter av :(

I'm waiting on something being added to the image host

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

you done goofed, yes

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Making this a K-POP thread would be a nice way to honor Otto's memory.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:rip: Otto, you were retarded and then made even more retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kowfLIRpQaU

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ElGroucho posted:

What's the German word for when you want a hot Korean k-pop singer to beat you death with a baseball bat?

kepopengebatten

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

maskenfreiheit posted:

Why would we honor a dumb dead frat boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYoYoBtLqOY

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

K-PROP?

I guess it's cool

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

It's still summer so he's most likely still warmish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XpNvLWimo

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