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haha, but this cat, he comes in sayin he plays the trombone -- a bone man, we'd call em back then -- and our regular bone man johnny, he says, 'dig, man. lay it down.' we gotta see if a cat knows his changes, dig? don't know your changes, it don't matter how good you can bone. that's what miles always said.
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dig, man, you got to keep time. can't play all that bullshit and forget the melody, and when you're swinging, swing some more.
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I’m up there workin’ my balls off tryin’ to do somebody a favor and you motherfuckers are suckin’ all over this joint. What kind of trumpet section do you call this tonight? And saxophones! You gotta fuckin’ be kiddin’ me!
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Jun 16, 2017 20:44
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cool man that's jive can i crash on your floor?
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Jun 16, 2017 20:47
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cats ain't got the chops no more. sorry as hell. you think you can just get up there and think because you sparked, you feelin it, you can play? i ain't got time for that poo poo, and god don't neither.
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Jun 16, 2017 20:47
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I'd love to help, baby, but my hands are my life. Stay cool.
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Jun 16, 2017 21:19
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This is like that Billy Crystal act except somehow whiter and less funny
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Jun 16, 2017 21:23
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*doot doot, dooot dootpti doop* *wins jazz competition*
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Jun 16, 2017 21:27
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Scooby Doo bop ba dee dop dot wahhhhhh! Hey there, cool cat. Wanna dip me in your Monday milk?
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Jun 16, 2017 21:31
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This threads a real  man. A real
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Jun 16, 2017 21:32
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Jun 16, 2017 21:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*doot doot, dooot dootpti doop* not bad, not bad. but how bout this? *pounds randomly on a piano* heh, i jazz pretty good
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Jun 16, 2017 21:49
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CAN U FEEL IT YEAH posted:not bad, not bad. but how bout this? This fusion stuff is way over my head.
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Jun 16, 2017 21:50
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CAN U FEEL IT YEAH posted:not bad, not bad. but how bout this? Pssshhhhhh maaaaaan you was just playin random poo poo d-daddio, *snaps fingers* you can't jive on my dooopty dooops turkey. 
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Jun 16, 2017 21:53
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*dies of heroin overdose in seedy motel room*
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Jun 16, 2017 21:56
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*does the jazz hands*
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Jun 16, 2017 21:57
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*stops being competent upon getting clean*
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Jun 16, 2017 21:59
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Someone slap my sunburned back.
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ArmZ posted:*dies of heroin overdose in seedy motel room*  he was feelin' too much, man.
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Are you rushing, or are you dragging? ARE YOU RUSHING, OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? Man, did you come here to PLAY? If not, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. You spend more than $30 on that suit, cat? It doesn't look rumpled enough!
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Jun 16, 2017 22:24
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Sure am glad my music will eventually evolve into the song With Eyes Wide Open by Creed
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So Louie, he forgets the words, cat don't miss a beat tho, takes a poo poo on my chest.
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poo poo, cat
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I have type two diabetes
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I'm black and also blind
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I'm an old jizzman
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Jun 17, 2017 00:23
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*dies horribly, penniless and alone*
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i been 'dicted to heron fo 48 years
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Jun 17, 2017 01:17
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*puts the flame under the spoon*
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Bonzo posted:*puts the flame under the spoon* yea cook it up son
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*had Malcolm X polish my shoes once*
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Peetown Manning posted:*had Malcolm X polish my shoes once* I polished Malcolm X shoes once. He was super mad. Did I mention I am a jizzman?
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Jun 17, 2017 01:36
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Green Gene Krupa. Mothafucka always had some grass. AYYYY Bird, ya' are goin' t'burn dis place waaay down if ya' keep goin' likes dat. gently caress some moldy fig. HAHAHA
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Jun 17, 2017 02:05
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:*dies horribly, penniless and alone* but poo poo that cat could blow! he all mooned up and blankin', never missed an entrance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1i4Z4vYDlM
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so-called cowbells Say no more!
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Sid Vicious posted:I'm black and also blind *takes Sid's hand and guides him to the old bluesman thread*
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*not as good as alice coltrane*
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Why isn't Negroid Excesses in Tempo a band?
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