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cda: by Hand Knit

i am waiting for you

# ? Jun 17, 2017 00:43

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:46

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

describe the glass mountain in further detail because it entices my interest more than the castle

# ? Jun 17, 2017 01:42

Sole.Sushi: Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Putty posted:

describe the glass mountain in further detail because it entices my interest more than the castle

What if the castle is also made of glass? What if the mountain and the castle are made of the same piece of glass??

# ? Jun 17, 2017 02:12

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

It was a hella bad idea to put the restroom on the top floor of my glass castle. No privacy I tell you.

Everyone gets to see me take a dump in the glass distortion and reflections. The glass pipes conceal nothing as a smelly poo appears to magically fly past the foyer and kitchen. Sometimes the dog chases said crap phantom around the whole house.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 02:22

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

this is when you get out your shrink ray, shrink me, and you tell me to go in the model of castle on top of the glass mountain, isn't it?

# ? Jun 17, 2017 02:23

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Where the flip did I put that glass of water? Why does this keep happening?

# ? Jun 17, 2017 10:50

Twenty Four

The butler of glass castle sighs as once again he performs his daily duty to pointlessly close all the blinds and curtains.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 11:50

Pizzatime

weirdly, the inhabitabts of glass castle all have perpetually broken noses

# ? Jun 17, 2017 12:11

Manifisto

I am throwing stones, I am throwing all the stones. gently caress you glib colloquial aphorisms, you are not the boss of me!!!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 12:55

alnilam

Putty posted:

It was a hella bad idea to put the restroom on the top floor of my glass castle. No privacy I tell you.

Everyone gets to see me take a dump in the glass distortion and reflections. The glass pipes conceal nothing as a smelly poo appears to magically fly past the foyer and kitchen. Sometimes the dog chases said crap phantom around the whole house.

later you also see mario and luigi seemingly floating thru the same space

# ? Jun 17, 2017 13:30

cda: by Hand Knit

i recline on my chaise in my castle atop the glass mouintain, hoping my prince will arrive soon

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 13:39

pig slut lisa: irl is good

welcome...to jurglassic peak

# ? Jun 17, 2017 14:06

alnilam

It bankrupted my kingdom but these diamond cannonballs were all worth it if it finally means a successful attack on the glasstle

# ? Jun 17, 2017 14:21

Ultra Spoot

But if the glass mountain shatters, does the castle not go with it? YOU FOOL

# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:14

Manifisto

the castle's defenses consist of thousands of barrels of those sticky gel wall walkers

I keep hoping for an invasion as an excuse to use them, but so far my social media insults have failed to rile anyone up enough to come at me

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:21

cda: by Hand Knit

many princes have tried to summit this glass mpountain but all have perished, cut to pieces on the jagged edges of glass ravines, or losing their purchase on its smooth sides and tumbling hard miles to their death, still, at the top, perfumed and bedecked with white flowers, i await

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:51

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

cda what are you doing get down from there your going to hurt yourself

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jun 17, 2017 16:02

They Might Be

im on a ladder but i only went half way up. dont worry my friend tom is holding it

# ? Jun 17, 2017 21:39

They Might Be

i also posted without editing

# ? Jun 17, 2017 21:41

cda: by Hand Knit

Starman Super DX posted:

cda what are you doing get down from there your going to hurt yourself

im parting my lips slightly as i lean out over the parapet, chest heaving as i hope that among my many suitors, there is one who will not end the day as a battered, gashed corpse

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:44

alnilam

*tying suction cups to hands and knees*

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:45

cda: by Hand Knit

the castle library is stocked with many books, some fictional, and some instructional, that have awakened me to the first flush of womanly desire, and yet no matter how many times i pore over their illustrations by the candlelight, i know that the sweet ache i feel is only a whisper of the all-consuming pleasure of another person's touch

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:46

cda: by Hand Knit

it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:46

cda: by Hand Knit

in my bed i lie motionless, held tight by dreams of the one who will give me my release. birds enter a chamber through my window and feed me bright, juicy berries. who will climb this castle and awake my senses from the slumber my mind can contemplate, but never penetrate

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:49

cda: by Hand Knit

check my instagram, for more pictures of the glass mountain

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# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:50

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

perhaps the princess must find love not from the visage of a man, but instead her own in the reflections of glass mountain

# ? Jun 18, 2017 02:59

FutonForensic

everyone has a big laugh at the dumbass who brings a pick to climb glass mountain, instead of us pros who are covered head to toe in suction cups

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:29

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

FutonForensic posted:

everyone has a big laugh at the dumbass who brings a pick to climb glass mountain, instead of us pros who are covered head to toe in suction cups

lol at anyone who doesn't just go completely naked while using friction to climb :smuggo:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:31

Ultra Spoot

Looks like my degree from how to get to a person in a castle on top of a glass mountain college is finally gonna pay off.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 09:58

cda: by Hand Knit

Ultra Spoot posted:

Looks like my degree from how to get to a person in a castle on top of a glass mountain college is finally gonna pay off.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 11:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A vehicle drives up to the base of the glass mountain to a secret entrance. A lone figure gets out. It stands about 6 foot tall, gray and white, with long ears like a rabbit. Upon closer inspection it IS a rabbit, more specifically, a person wearing a bunny suit, holding a carefully wrapped present in their hands. The rabbit-clad person walks up to a formerly hidden access panel which slides over to reveal a control panel. The figure presses a button, and a voice could be heard:

"Candy-gram for CDA!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 14:15

Sole.Sushi: Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

cda posted:

it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain

A dashing helicopter pilot will be the prince you seek.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 15:00

FutonForensic

the strongest princes and knights could not reach the summit, but greg, the bong and crack pipe smith, carved out enough bongs and crack pipes to reduce the mountain to molehill

# ? Jun 18, 2017 16:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

glass mountain is brought to you by the fine folks at Windex

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:24

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

prince failure keeps trying to climb up and apparently doesn't know how to take care of his personal hygiene because now the castle is COVERED in skin oil. THANKS, PAL.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:49

Peg Sliderskew

cda posted:

it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain

Now that I am very invested in this story, what is the background behind your parent's decision to make their home on a glass mountain rather than a more traditional 3 bed semi in Windsor?

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