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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
this thread is for discussing the epitome of political intrigue and military strategy, the three kingdoms era of chinese history.

tag yourself wei shu or wu but i already called guan yu






dat beard

also DONT PURSUE LU FUCKIGN BU

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
googling "three kingdoms mpreg" was a mistake

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
yellow turbans all the way mfers

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
sorry op i only pick zhurong so im gonna pick shu

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
we all agree cao cao is a lil poo poo right

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 235 days!
what happens if you pursue lu bu... romantically?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

So these are the guys that brought the gifts to baby Jesus, right?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Hodgepodge posted:

what happens if you pursue lu bu... romantically?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Lastgirl posted:

sorry op i only pick zhurong so im gonna pick shu

didnt zhurong literally only fight against the shu wtf

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
is this the new trump thread now

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 235 days!

right looks like you shouldn't do that either

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

bump_fn posted:

is this the new trump thread now

Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 05:20 on Jun 17, 2017

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Guan Ping is my friend and will post here

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Should I actually read the book, Y/N

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

is this the new trump thread now

yes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

change my name posted:

Should I actually read the book, Y/N

dont read any books

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip the trump thread

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
TRUMP

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
chyna?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

change my name posted:

Should I actually read the book, Y/N

no, it is horrible

but watch the 2011 show

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

change my name posted:

Should I actually read the book, Y/N

yes but more importantly play dynasty warriosrs games cause theyre all canon

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Maybe it shouldn't have had a picture of Carson pointing a gun at Kushner I dunno

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lol did the trump thread get moved to the mod forum for seditious talk

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

what the gently caress did china do to our trump thread

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
bernie wouldnt have pursued lu bu

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Al! posted:

lol did the trump thread get moved to the mod forum for seditious talk

that trump thread getting killed that anti climatically is super good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
(looks down pants) im zhuge

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

(looks down pants) im zhuge

dongxing more like dongfail

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

What's your favorite Three Kingdoms based video game?

What's your favorite chinese novel self-insert set in Three Kingdoms era China?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Missingnoleader posted:

What's your favorite Three Kingdoms based video game?

Starcraft

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

bump_fn posted:

we all agree cao cao is a lil poo poo right

he's kind of a dick but his sons are way worse. too many fuckin Caos

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i'm zhao zilong the biggest bro who lived to be like 100 as a huge badass the whole time

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

alternatively i'm the peasant who killed and cooked his wife to feed liu bei when he was fleeing on his own from a battle he had lost

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
cao cao was a great person

and a vegan or somethnig

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cao cao can suk it

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Cao Cao definitely had the authority to unite the land and was loyal to the Han unlike the vile usurper Liu Bei and the secessionist Sun clan.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Plutonis posted:

Cao Cao definitely had the authority to unite the land and was loyal to the Han unlike the vile usurper Liu Bei and the secessionist Sun clan.

han emperor lost the mandate of heaven motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


read the ravages of time

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Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


please follow lu bu to the guest room

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