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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

in case you missed the end of the last thread trump is good now

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

better food saftey rules preventing me from killing people with rancid meat would have saved lives, but at what cost? there's always a tradeoff

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Kurtofan posted:

i hear someone had a dick transplant in russia, so there's still hope

fake news about russian interference in the election

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

who wants medicine flavored jello pudding?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

rudatron posted:

*mormonpartyboat begins to fade out of existence*

Omg its spreading

We have to go back, Marty

BACK TO THE MATTERING

pull yourself together marty, you look shook!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

im working on an adaptation of oedipus rex where ivanka is oedipus and trump is jocasta

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

more like isaac incelov

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

went to pack the vape but vape is already packed :shrug:

getting prepped to get back on the weed wagon and couldn't find mine for 2 hours, because of course i put it away somewhere when i was high a few months ago... ended up finding it on a high shelf next to the basalmic vinegar

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

beard tickle your balls during a beej and enhance the sensation

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


new fleshlites lookin good

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

donate or we'll leave all your personal deets on an unprotected amazon database accessible to anyone

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

both my kids have norovirus and it's hot as gently caress

trump!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


maybe it's because you deserve to be made fun of and humiliated?

:thunk:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mormonpartyboat posted:

i painted trump on my face and rear end and walked into a whole foods and they didnt let me lick any of the deli meats

shoulda told them you had a prime membership, worked for me

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Thoatse posted:

thinking of taking a trip to n korea, any suggestions on what i should do when i'm there tia

falling into a coma and dying seems to be popular right now

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

bill ayers hired a medium with george soros money to channel the ghost of saul alinsky to tell me nazis are bad

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mad.radhu posted:

did this get posted yet



i think we're all bezos on this bus

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

it's always night crew somewhere

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

ossoff getting womanhandled *bodyslam*

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


release the poo poo tape

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Thoatse posted:

i once saw a dude in a pimpin suit huffing on a big rear end balloon of medical sit then contently lay on his back in a giant inch+ deep collective piss puddle between cars in the lot at a concert and it was raining off him when he sat back up and i've also seen a few sweet bumper shots including one trailer hitch to the kisser from people that didn't know how to safely fish ......protip: sit/lay down and enjoy that poo poo -just not in the community piss puddle at a concert unless your into that kinda thing you loving pisshog

why didn't the settlers make it to the concert?

scalpers

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i was trying to come up with an eric t and rakim joke earlier but couldn't make it work

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Baller Ina posted:

they're twin brothers so that'd be gross in a number of ways

i guess they could be super vain though "the only lover good enough for me- is me!"

it's not gay if you have the same dna, it's just masturbation

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Reality Winner posted:

Hill should dropped an f bomb during the election

she dropped the fake news bomb and look how that turned out

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

how did simba lose rythm?

too much snare

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

The Nastier Nate posted:

All I can say is it's about time!



oh poo poo, he's gonna epstein air force one up

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Turdfuzz posted:

whats a guy gotta do to get on one of these death panels

i could tell you but then we would be forced to let you die

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Squizzle posted:

did they drive the car right into the slide hole

no but you can drive a car right into my slide hole

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/878419348410572800

lol

gonna go to war with the Kurds to take ARE GUNS back

:cool:

faster and furiouser

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

fits my needs posted:

same but smoking meat

quit toking on that wacky alpacky

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Montasque posted:

I'm currently having meat induced hallucinations - I see Jesse Watters and Sean Spicer smirking and chuckling while talking about the solar wall and not doing anymore press conferences.

They keep chuckling and smirking...

Oh wait I think this is real.

you seem to be suffering from acute chili exposure disorder, i suggest you find a place to nap or poo poo and soon you won't remember anything

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Orkin Mang posted:

watch me. smell ya later kim

that later smell is vx nerve agent

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


... so he said no, i don't care if you're myopean or whatever, european on obamas bed

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

eonwe posted:

Oh, also GDQ will be starting off with Neir Automata by a speedrunner (and goon) named Halfcoordinated

he owns really hard and he speedruns with one hand because of a condition he has

another sad tale of a goon suffering from debilitating chronic masturbation

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Montasque posted:

FOXNEWS is REALLY pushing cannabis. They had this segment pushing the idea that WEED can save the rust belt as old manufacturing towns can become growops, and that WEED can stop the opioid epidemic because people can do WEED instead.

Now Jesse Waters is going to a Cannabis festival.

fox and friends wake-and-bake special

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


proof that there are occasionally some bad landings to walk away from

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

ArmZ posted:

WARNING PROPELLOR

due to a factory error they omitted the part where it said "if these stop you're hosed since you don't glide"

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WXZPFPJ7WwY

a song about black dick

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

zuck comes out with amazon hash buttons that dronestrike you weed within the hour to steal trump's thunder for legalizing weed

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


that's one wish down on the genie, what number we at now?

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