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Dec 14, 2007

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BeOSPOS posted:

can someone post the jeb! compilation video. tia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhdHCHjInY

GobiasIndustries has issued a correction as of 08:42 on Jun 17, 2017

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zen death robot posted:

the other thread does not exist

fake news, like you attending leg day :lol:

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Dec 14, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable from your highly-promiscuous-gay-goon perspective

TRUMP

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Dec 14, 2007

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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I'm always amazed that Garrison has the self discipline to avoid giving Donald a tremendous bulge in these, given how every other aspect radiates "I need strong daddy to gently caress me"

Ben Garrison just wants a strong daddy to hold him in his arms at night and tell him everything will be OK.

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Dec 14, 2007

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zen death robot posted:

Washington (CNN)Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Friday that it's impossible for President Donald Trump to obstruct justice because of the fact that he's president.

"Technically, the President of the United States cannot obstruct justice," Gingrich said at the National Press Club in an event to promote his new book, "Understanding Trump." "The President of the United States is the chief executive officer of the United States. If he wants to fire the FBI director, all he's got to do is fire him."

However, Gingrich himself has in the past voted to impeach a president over such charges. While speaker of the House, Gingrich voted in 1998 to impeach President Bill Clinton on charges of obstruction of justice and perjury.

Newt loving Gingrich of all people claiming that the President can't obstruct justice is just :discourse:

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Dec 14, 2007

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that rapist is going to die a free man

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Dec 14, 2007

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Zas posted:

everything trump's done has been to cover up the piss tape. now its mere hours till its release, what is he thinking, one can only wonder

Advisors: "please Donald, even if they have the piss tape, don't fire Rosenstein"
Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

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Dec 14, 2007

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lorn Wayne posted:

has there ever been a dilbert/garfield/archie crossover, if not why not

Archie has had crossovers w/ The Punisher & Predator.

just sayin'

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Dec 14, 2007

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lorn Wayne posted:

hmm let me just google that and





:geno:

Archie owns, Riverdale is a good CW show :colbert:

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Dec 14, 2007

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cumshitter posted:

andy dick was a rising hollywood star who hosed up so hard he ended up living in one of those tool shacks Home Depot puts out in front of the doors before you enter the building. in his ex-wife's backyard

he used to have a radio show on howard stern's extra channel that Stern did nothing with and for no reason, he wasnt even being recorded by a camera it was just audio, he ate a roach that wandered into his shack

yeah he prob. shouldn't have helped kill Phil Hartman.

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Dec 14, 2007

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zegermans posted:

What happen to other tormp thread

Ben Carson

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Dec 14, 2007

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cumshitter posted:

jon lovitz smashed his head into a bar counter and even andy dick knew he deserved it

yeah on one hand I know he's an addict and feel for him, but on the other he also was p. directly responsible for killing phil hartman and his wife and has never really expressed regret about it so gently caress him.

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Internet Webguy posted:

this trump guy could be bad news

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Dec 14, 2007

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deadgoon posted:

is that the moral orel guy

Yes and Moral Orel is really good.

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Dec 14, 2007

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The first season of Moral Orel is a bit on the wacky side but starting w/ season 2 it gets real serious real fast

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

The congressional district Dems meeting was fun today. The crazy lady who voted Republican for 25 years before Bernie was there. She had Bernie tattoos and Bernie Sanders sneakers on.

Tattoos, as in more than one Bernie tattoo?

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Dec 14, 2007

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lol John McCain is such a poo poo (the rest of the responses in the article are pretty :discourse: as well)
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/875700291206828032

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Dec 14, 2007

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Trump doesn't care about _________, what a shocker!

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Trump doesn't even care about being President.

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Regular Nintendo posted:

can someone pm me whatever it was that got the old thread closed

it wasn't shocking or funny in the least, hth

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Dec 14, 2007

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NecroMonster posted:

tea is loving gross

sorry youve never had good tea

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Dec 14, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

always irked me that a doctor performing a colonscopy is paid so much more than sewer inspectors when its the same job

i'm pretty sure you weren't supposed to be putting your fingers in peoples butts, baloogan.

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Apraxin posted:

i didn't even post the best of the approximately 50,000 self-congratulotary tweets he's made today
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/876127697809833984
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/876088873679454208
you know how bill mitchell feels about donald trump? jack posobiec feels the same way, but about jack posobiec.

lmao I guarantee almost everyone in attendance went home thinking 'yeah that was p. entertaining, shame about those two mentally ill people who interrupted the show though'

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Dec 14, 2007

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like, i still have no idea who the woman was, and really all I know about that dude is the fact that he interrupted a play and got kicked out :shrug:

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Dec 14, 2007

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hahahaha of course she's crowdsourcing her legal fees.

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Dec 14, 2007

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please don't post pictures of ben carson, this thread is doing fine and doesn't need to get shut down so soon

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Dec 14, 2007

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Shugojin posted:

in all seriousness i will be super surprised if he makes it to 2020 without a massive stroke or heart attack

I'd also be surprised if he agrees to the debates

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Dec 14, 2007

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RIP new trump thread, you almost made it 24 hours.

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Duscat posted:

agreed; however, he is stepping down

pence PROBABLY resigning with him

republican party generally about as discredited as the tories after their great big human-fat candle in the middle of london

none of this is going to happen either

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Dec 14, 2007

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At best Trump just won't run in 2020 and we'll get President Mike Pence

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DrPossum posted:

i wish we had a different president

Frankly, I'm OK with Trump. Just imagine someone with both congressional majorities who is actually competent.

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Yeah, that's what I said about Trump being president.

e: like, word for word

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BarronsArtGallery posted:

lol wtf did y'all photoshop that got the last thread deleted

like dont repost it just give the deets

Ben Carson is a monster

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

What possible scenario is there where Trump is physically capable of running for President in 2020 and doesn't?

like I said, at best

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A Handed Missus posted:

why do u think he knows so much about Egypt??

because he places all his victims inside the pyramids

Ah, the old 'store your political opponents' bodies in the grain silos' trick.

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Dec 14, 2007

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these past two weeks have been pretty wild, can't wait to see how Trump ups his game next week.

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Nonsense posted:

Trump has to fire Mueller, if he doesn't. 8 years of Donald John Trump.

I wouldn't be surprised if we got a couple reports of Trump being grumpy about not being able to personally fire Mueller. Then the week after, Rosenstein gets the axe.

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Mayor Dave posted:

Tf I go out for one day on a weekend and we get a new thread? This is bullshit

Ben Carson :argh:

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Duscat posted:

people keep repeating this like a mantra, but sorry guys, the pendulum is falling back, we still all need healthcare and foreign relations not based on the whims of a madman, and while tromolomppodomp was a fun diversion, it's time to sober up and think about our futures again

have you seen who is in charge of all of our branches of government, much less the people that voted them in???

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Duscat posted:

and if you'll go to the bets thread you'll find i agree with you

he's going to resign, be 25th'd, or die

place your bets, gentlemen!

nobody gives a poo poo about gambling except for you

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