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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

don't post just random, non-political sad poo poo

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

not yet

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

maybe none of them have really tried?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm glad that guy's show got canceled

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
earlier tonight I accidentally inhaled a piece of cough drop and coughed so hard I thought the skin of my face would tear

so that's how my life's going

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nichael posted:

despite other lovely things, you have to give Musk credit for :sever:ing from Don over the Paris Accord.

do we really?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nonsense posted:

before pee tape it was ivanka-trump

Yeah, that really went away after we found out about the pee tape.

Trump fucks his daughter

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
During the previous special election I came up with the amazing pun, "Quist for the mill"

I can't think of anything for this one

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I guess Ossoff should've been more Oss-on the ball

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SKULL.GIF posted:

these states should merge:

Montana + Wyoming

North Dakota + South Dakota

West Virginia + Virginia

why do we have all these useless empty republican states? it just serves to inflate electoral college votes (abolish the electoral college) and senate seats

West Virginia is the portion of Virginia that wasn't allowed to secede during the Civil War

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That DICK! posted:

I independently created Vote Your Ossoff but it'd already been made which is BS

While trying to think what a new Predator sequel could be like I independently came up with the plot of Pitch Black

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brother Friendship posted:

It's a feature, not a bug, these states are designed to sabotage democracy and undermine the Republic by encouraging and empowering oligarchs.

No, West Virginia became a state when the Federal government didn't let a chunk of regular Virginia secede

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
How do you guys not know this stuff

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brother Friendship posted:

*sits atop mountain of trivial knowledge*

How have you not MASTERED THIS SUMMIT?

if you're complaining about the existence of West Virginia as a state you should know why West Virginia is a state

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also you should know the names of all 18 Primarchs and their legions

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I wish Ted Cruz was dead

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NecroMonster posted:

if i had a time machine i'd give the founding fathers copies of das kapital

I'd go back in time and buy a copy of Action Comics number 1 and bring it back and sell it

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SKULL.GIF posted:

I know exactly why WV is a state, my question was rhetorical

maybe, but what about the people who agreed with your rhetorical question

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sexual Lorax posted:

sweet potatoes are disgusting no matter how they are prepared

sweet potato fries might be a meme, but they're still better than regular potato fries

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fidel Castronaut posted:

most hate for Schumacher's batman movies is crypto-homophobia

when somebody says that all anime is bad, they're probably at least a little motivated by racism

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If there's any food you refuse to even try you're probably a childish, lovely person

and yes I am including dog meat and those hundred year old rotten chinese eggs

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Quiet Feet posted:

Dude why you think they're so rare to begin with?

because back then people were smarter and knew that comic books were temporary garbage entertainment for small children, not worth storing

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NecroMonster posted:

there isn't anything i won't try, but i do, shamefully, have a small list of foods i don't like

There's nothing wrong with having preferences, but if somebody says they'll never even try eel, or take part in the funeral practices of the Fore Tribe of Papua New Guinea, I think a lot less of that person

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NecroMonster posted:

i don't like baked beans and that's my list of food i don't like

Baked Beans were introduced to the UK in like the 30s, and by like a decade later they'd become the biggest consumers of baked beans in the world, by like a factor of five.

that should be sufficient evidence that baked beans are weak food for weak people

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tom Gorman posted:

i got a butter mill for christmas one year and at first thought "what is this stupid bullshit I hate this idea" but now i use the drat thing every day and it owns



butter doesn't need to be that complicated

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That DICK! posted:

i wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't exist in every freaking dish! nobody else gets away with this! you can't put a pickle on a steak and have it be like oh well that's just the way we do things.

onions belong in most dishes tho

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

im gonna get popcorn chicken at the grocery deli

is that the same thing as a nugget

no, it's shaped different

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
only one percent of precincts have reported in, he can still turn this around

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Michael Bayleaf posted:

I can't help that the onion is the only thing that I'm programmed to despise and I wish people would be more understanding :(

like the taste and smell of an (not heavily cooked) onion is one of the worse things I can imagine

lol your imagination sucks dude

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Red Minjo posted:

my dad's like 54 and can't eat anything with more onion than onion powder without getting sick

your dad's lame

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

well g*osh ok then

its popcorn < nugget < fingers < strips < tenders ?

you got it

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

paranoid randroid posted:

i take the hierarchy of battered chicken products very seriously

that's size, not quality, obviously

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Michael Bayleaf posted:

onion rings still own though

no they don't. the onion and the batter never stick together

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what even is popcorn chicken

small pieces of chicken of non standard size battered and fried

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

ask me about suburban detroit

it's bad

tell us about Suburban Detroit

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

it's really funny how they closed the ossoff thread but seriously I need my meltdowns in real time adn this thread isn't doin it for me *taps vein with fingers nervously*

is there a GBS thread?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i know how u could find out

I checked but didn't see one

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thatim posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

on Ossoff leads by 1.3 percentage points over Karen Handel with less than 1 percent of precincts reporting

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's a goddamn roller coaster

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
My hat is Ossoff to him

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I hope somebody throws a wrench at her face

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