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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Baloogan posted:

US F-15 shootdown of Syrian attack jet. US F-15 shoot down of Iranian drone. Russian/Assad offensive against US-backed rebels.

lmao if the military escalates this to a war on russia and the piss tape is dropped in pornhub

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 01:23

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:36

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

*carpetbombs own voter base with emails saying EVERYTHING IS hosed. WE LOST. GIVE US MORE MONEY*

what do you mean we had turnout problems???

i'm pretty sure the dccc is a money laundering operation and has been for quite some time

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 03:02

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Venom Snake posted:

A dying empire lead by the dumbest man to ever hold government in the western hemisphere. His own party he drives ever deeper into insanity and all the opposition can do is stand there and wring their hands about not wanting to be too radical

dems will double down on centrism and then lose enough seats for the republicans to bring back slavery

and they defended hillary's prison slavery

:thunk:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:10

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

MariusLecter posted:

The only ethical prison slavery is bernies prison slavery

it's ethical because he never had any

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:14

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

GrimGypsy posted:

it'll be neat when a new socialist party rises out of all this and curbstomps the GOP in 20 years but boy oh boy is it gonna suck until then

lmao that you think the US won't be the new nazi germany in ww3 with an FDR in germany

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:20

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

bump_fn posted:

ahahahahahaha

ahahahjhahklamdf,

an fdr in merkels germanyamgkl

lmfao

FDR didn't think he himself had a real shot before going in

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:22

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shear Modulus posted:

do u think muellers found and watched the pisstape yet

he needs to show his work to mossad first

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 07:02

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/877552430078083072

where in the world is

jared the kushmaster

cucks know game from game

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 16:58

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

Do Not Communism

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/877362988658737153

money laundering scheme

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 17:31

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Uranium 235 posted:

lol i hope all the trump-voting gulf states get hyperfucked by storms before FEMA gets staffed

fema ain't getting staffed unless a non-republican takes office :w00t:

also the state department
also the education department
also the labor dept

also...

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:06

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

consumed by normies posted:

cool i too hope thousands of poor people lose their homes it really owns

what i really like about the current state of affairs is that the rich refuse to diversify from the american dollar and are doing everything in their power to sink it at the same time

that's the self-own angle people should be looking at

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:09

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Serf posted:

they really need a "win" for trump and themselves, and killing millions of people will absolutely do that for them

what i find particularly special about it is that a second literal holocaust would actually score more points for them than this would currently

good thing modern fascists are varying degrees of incompetent

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:18

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Serf posted:

and yet that incompetence is prolly gonna kill more people than the first holocaust

america is all about bigger and better after all

Lastgirl posted:

its not genocide if its a whoopsies~

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:21

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Serf posted:

i wanna hear more about the ice camps where they're taking the deportees cause i feel like maybe that second holocaust is happening and we're too fuckin dumb to notice

also nobody else in the world actually cares about america enough to brave investigating it or have skeletons in the closet of their own (can't wait for germany to go from simply deporting russian immigrants constantly to putting them in black sites to be tortured when their deep state gets going after a few years)

it's like a national-scale version of stalin dying in his bed of a heart attack and everyone too scared to bother him

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:24

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

And paying rent pays the property tax on the building they are living in.

But really what is the end game here. Entire companies with one human employee churning out products no one has an income to buy. Fleets of driverless Uber cabs buzzing around streets to pick up people that have no job to commute to.

people are going to die by starvation or exposure to harsh elements and the people who remain after that will resort to bartering

it's pretty surprising how the russian ruble is worthless outside of cities in russia, for instance

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:28

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Labour did the exact same thing in the UK and people can't stop sucking corbyn's dick. Granted he is cool as hell and the Democrats suck but still.

this isn't a bad look after losing everything by doubling down in corporatist centrism in 2012 tbqh

uk voters are also markedly less fickle than us voters

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:31

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

This is a good point I keep forgetting that Russia today is our future

i wonder if germany will also constantly deport US immigrants and/or rendition them in torture camps like they will do to the russians

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:32

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

mormonpartyboat posted:

what about bitcoin

funny you ask that because that is also a much better currency in russia than the ruble

they only use it to buy american-grown heroin though

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:35

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

also i love that our chief export to russia is opiates because krokodil and fetanyl are slightly more lethal

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:36

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

They also make you instinctively grab for your firearm when a cop asks you for ID.

surely it isn't actually heroin doing this, it's not like it has propsychotic effects or anything :gibs:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:55

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

mormonpartyboat posted:

would be nice to see someone pull off the "people commit crimes for reasons - we should address those reasons and not the guns" and pull it back around to socioeconomic issues and also legalizing vice

we have inbred rich capital spending hundreds of millions specifically to attack this angle

at least the UK managed an upset

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:05

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Al! posted:

the very most imporant thing to them: decorum

also known as "millions in oligarch money that they don't even get because they're only paid when they win"

C U C K S

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:16

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Serf posted:

populism bout to come up and touch them

gonna be funny when the oligarchs directly tell police to shoot poors when they start realizing the actual problem, let me tell you

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:19

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

lmao quick, let's all move to the right, because that's what the American people want apparently, hahahha

"i'm not irrelevant, i'm not irrelevant" the united states screams, as it slowly desiccates and turns into kleptocapitalist russia

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:24

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Nuclearmonkee posted:

High profile, too many weak points and moving parts that are easy to shoot, tons of weight onto smaller footprints so it would get stuck in lovely mud and fall on shifting terrain, vastly more complex and inevitably more difficult to even consider field servicing.

Sorry they will never leave your animes

We're getting powered exoskeletons though

yeah the only thing giant robots will do in practicality is move poo poo that need to be moved in more ways than point a to point b and are easier to use than cranes and will never be useful for combat ever

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:41

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Fidel Castronaut posted:

A Dangerous Method and Existenz are kinda tame, which is why they suuuuuck

existenz is cool because the people who actually literally get lost in the video game irl are the ones who were against it in the first place

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:54

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Weeping Wound posted:

after reading this, he seems less bad than the huge weiner who complained about killing Nazis in a video game

fred died to bear is a guy who couples goodthink with 90s college elitism and then wonders why people hate him for the goodthink when they actually don't and the latter has actually become incredibly invisible to him because it's all he remembers

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:07

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Al! posted:

its an affliction i've noticed from some posters in cspam as well

reading d&d once for the last 3 years would probably dispel this notion unless you mean tight booty shorts

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:16

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

bill mitchell is a broken clock in a universe where time itself is irreversibly broken

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:20

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Al! posted:

i think trump could honestly get through all four years just by firing everyone who investigates him one after another

he can but the country won't because the west coast will be halfway owned by mexico and china and new york is in talks with open trade with quebec and germany

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:29

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

the bitcoin of weed posted:

Trump's anti-matter field is small, but powerful. many of his colleagues will fall but he will sit, untouchable, atop The Golden Escalator until such time as he chooses to leave

lmao if mueller gets the russian mob turbofucked and the entire white house and GOP outed as russiacucks but trump is still president

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:48

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Probably gonna happen

Mueller will recommend charges, the House will say "lol fake news" and never do it.

A lot of someones are going to successfully sue him while he's in office though.

RICO can be used against congressmen tho and that's where the wrinkle comes into play

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:58

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Gringostar posted:

i said this in the old thread but if we get a RICO out of mueller then i'm throwing a huge party on my dime for everyone*

*nite crew only, no succ zoners allowed

most of nite crew posts in suck zone so the only person you'll be partying with....

is baloogan

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 21:01

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

p...p...piss tape???

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/877296339859546114

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 21:19

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Nichael posted:

this seems illegal~! it's not though lol

laws only apply to poors and minorities, even laws that never actually existed

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 21:20

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Brother Friendship posted:

as much as I love the crew stuff I really don't understand the crew stuff in many ways =(

nite krew = nothing matters, substance abuse

day krew = long winded essay about why things matter

death krew = dying is good

??????????????????

there's also the deep state crew

:ninja:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 21:30

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

prefect posted:

gently caress Bloomberg.

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/877627606312472576

Why, again, did they let him speak at the DNC?

there's a reason why i say neoliberals/centrists will sell out families to gas chambers

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:13

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

DrManiac posted:

for real though if the piss tape is actually found somebody in the fbi would leak it right?

it's worth noting that the only people likely to have it are mossad and russia and of course russia ain't dropping it because their mob oligarchs have so much riding on trump

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:45

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

Had presidential aspirations for a week for pledging to the climate accords before bending the knee for no goddamn reason

This is so bizarre that there has to be something going on with him and the Russian probe

billionaires of all sorts have been getting in good with russian oil blood money ever since the ukraine invasion simply because they run their government like how they want the american government to be run

it would be the biggest not-surprise since comey being revealed to be just a fuckup as his own memos profess

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:52

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Al! posted:

id be ok with just banning handguns

but the supreme court isnt :/

im ok with a handgun ban if police also cannot have them

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:56

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