The 2018 Daddies are coming in to your local All-American Dad dealership, though scuttlebutt says they're just rebranded Koreans under an American marque.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:49 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 17:59 |
Eugene V. Dabs posted:the After School Special Dad comes with a collection of khakis, matching windbreakers, plaid button downs and tough-but-gentle-love filled ill-thought advice to wrap up all your problems in 53 minutes or less, with cookies and milk afterward. Yeah, but he's also so nosy and naggy. "You smoking pot? You sneaking out to sketchy dance clubs to meet older men? You anorexic? You being bullied? TALK TO ME!" And you finally have enough and blow up like "Christ, everything is just a big crisis with you! Lay off!" And he's like "Good! Great! We can build something from that!" ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 04:53 |
You don't see a lot of people with bad dads, but maybe that non-appearance is an innate core component of dads which are bads.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:58 |
I'm all for adopting and appreciating rescue daddies, but I think getting them from the rundown tavern down the block is crossing a line. It's ain't no Wednesday night Sizzler, I'll tell you that much.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 03:14 |