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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack finds himself the most dangerous game.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, the noose clenching tightly around his neck.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she knew not what to do
But then she learned of human trafficking and her worries were through

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty's wife never really loved him, which ignited his downward spiral... literally and figuratively.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare
It reminded her of when Rusty was still alive. She wept deep into the night.


The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout
Down came the rain and claimed yet another victim to the survival of the fittest


I'm a Yankee doodle dandy
I'm a Yankee doodle boy
A real, live nephew of my Uncle Sam
But I couldn't find employment after I got back from the war
So any change you have is greatly appreciated.
God bless.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Old MacDonald had a drinking problem E I E I O!!!!!

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Ring around the rosy
A pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall down

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
Georgie Porgie
Pudding Pie
Kissed the girls
And made them cry
A sexual predator is born

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a crooked crack house.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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