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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


tfw the dodgers bought spacex

e: damnit kershaw they didn't buy it to open it up to equal access

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 20, 2017

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


What's the fastest a pitcher has been chased from a game not for medical or disciplinary reasons this season?

Because the Mets are taking Zack Wheeler out from pitching to the Dodgers after 2 innings with a game score of -1 (not a typo).

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


New Concept Hole posted:

Jeremy Guthrie made it a whole 2/3rds of an inning on April 8th

That's not a terrible pitcher batt-oh. Oh dear.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The Berzerker posted:

Baseball sucks

I don't know what game you're watching, but it definitely isn't Mets-Dodgers

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Bellinger hit a sac fly; what a bum :3:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Speaking of injured:

N: Seager hamstring

V: re-subscribing to ARGH

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Although Wood catching Arenado's hit right off the bat and driving him to flip out in the dugout is always fun.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Abel Wingnut posted:

how hurt did c seager look?

Well enough to score from second, but he was hurt-mad and promptly shepherded down the dugout tunnel, so ... I dunno, maybe 'go directly to 10-day'?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


VIVA PUIG

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


When you give up a four-pitch RBI walk to the opposing pitcher you're having a bad night.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


[sees a pitch nearly go wild]
[sees the next pitch spin the batter]
[calls it a strike]
[is a major league plate umpire]

[sees the next three pitches nearly go wild for a walk]

This is why I need robot strike zones.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Wild pitches from McCarthy. Plural.

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E: Now including a run! :sadpeanut:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Okay it's just that nobody on the Dodgers can throw today, got it

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Again to the backstop. This gon' be a long game.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


And no one can field either. IIIIIFF this game ends up getting less stupid I'll catch the condensed version.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Stumbled back on the game and the Dodgers are back within 1 and Anderson's left the game and I have no idea what's going on :catdrugs:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:stwoon: 3 runs on 2 wild pitches WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME :stwoon:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5 from 4 now this is hilarious

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


AND #35MM SAVES THE GAME'S DIGNITY

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