MLB gameday week 12: pessimism is cool now

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shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Hand Knit posted:

Estrada is bad now

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:24

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 05:09

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

SMOAK'D!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:31

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Keep on booing Bautista you inbred mutants. He eats it up.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:15

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

They're going to call him out because the replay umpires loving hate the Blue Jays.

Edit: I stand pleasantly corrected. Still a bullshit challenge.

shadok fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jun 20, 2017

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:17

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Tulo I love you and I think you're a baseball legend but I sure miss the old Tulo who got hits.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:26

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo Steve Pearce clears the bases with a double.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:29

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

He's gonna blow a four run lead.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:54

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Now Leone has the yips. And there's a wild pitch. I think I'm out for tonight.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:23

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Goins and Donaldson tie it up in the ninth!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:38

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Donaldson never steals. That one was just "gently caress you, Matt Bush".

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:40

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Morales takes the lead!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:44

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Ragnarok the Red posted:

When did Smoak become a good hitter? Figures it'd happen after he left the Mariners, those poor bastards.

He magically transformed into his final form, Good Hitter Smoak, this year. Nobody knows how or why.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:48

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Okay Osuna, you know how sometimes you give up one solo dinger when you close? Let's not do that tonight.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:51

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Osuna Matata! Jays win! :toot:

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:57

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Hey Matt Bush, remember that time you threw at Jose Bautista to get revenge for hitting a home run in a game that was played before you were on the Rangers because you were sitting in prison? Haha, yeah, that was hilarious. Anyways, eat poo poo and enjoy your blown save.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 05:00

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Evan_P_Grant/status/877683144333373440

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:54

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Nice hitting, Gogo.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:00

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lol @ the muffled USA chants in Texas after a Korean player hits a homer vs the Jays

Against noted Canadian Joe Biagini from Redwood City California. That's in Manitoba, right?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:14

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

That could have been a Bad Inning.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 03:00

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Just change their name to the Toronto Call-on-the-field-was-overturneds.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 03:25

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Kendrys Morales, you are too fat and old to run for second.

:balk:

shadok fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jun 22, 2017

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 03:47

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/castrovince/status/877718519063957504

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 03:58

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Chexoid posted:

*settles into realization that Ryan Tepera will blow this game in the 8th like I'm sliding into a too-hot bath*

Three up three down. :unsmith:

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:09

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Osuna Matata. Jays win! :toot:

And Biagini FINALLY gets a W as a starter. :unsmith:

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:28

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

Can...can Martin actually play 3B?

Yeah, he's not bad at all. He's already made five starts at 3B this year. He's done this throughout his career, he made occasional starts at third for the Pirates and the Dodgers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfchAOO0Os

shadok fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jun 22, 2017

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 18:36

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

The Rangers are hitting Stroman. The Blue Jays are not hitting Perez.

Bye-bye .500 again.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 19:43

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Rangers on track to win this game 36-0.

https://twitter.com/gregorMLB/status/877966722501890048

shadok fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 22, 2017

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 20:12

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/pgrathoff/status/878406270318981120

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 01:54

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Wild pitch, free run! I'll take it.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 02:09

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Blue Jays two-run lead about to go poof.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:13

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

lol at putting in Darwin Barney to pinch hit for Goins. God drat it, Pillar, you should have scored at least one on that.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:35

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I have no sound on , is Osuna not available ? That's worrisome

No Osuna, no Joe Smith. Tepera will have to try and close.

No info as to why Osuna is not available.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:57

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Josh Donaldson please bring rain and insurance runs.

Edit: good man!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:59

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Chexoid posted:

Thank God. Josh had been looking totally lost all night.

Bet you anything he's playing injured again.

Smoak ribbie!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:03

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Come on Tepera, don't let these fuckers walk you off.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:23

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

Jays still gonna win.

Have you seen Jason "Meatball" Grilli pitch this year?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:29

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

He's either gonna walk in the winning run or give up a dinger.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:30

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Jays lose

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:31

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

I loving hate baseball

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:35

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 05:09

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

The Berzerker posted:

hmm yes, ball 1, sure, mhm.

Hey look, we got it back.

https://twitter.com/BlueJaysUmp/status/878691567896326146

In other news, fire all home plate umpires into the sun.

The Berzerker posted:

e: bullshit. his foot was in the air above home plate, not on it. that's garbage

The MLB Video Replay Center in New York has a big red "gently caress You Blue Jays" button.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 20:12

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