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I said I would do Drakengard/Nier weapon stories for Bad Dems, but got distracted by MMOs. Thankfully, work is dumb and I have nothing else to do, so put on your Emil headsVox Nihili posted:heres the dude running against Randy "Ironstache" Bryce In his youth, this Ohioan went to see the King along with other noble families. While there, the Slay Kween spied the boy's unquestioning face. "That one" she said, "He has no personality-exactly what our country needs!" So enamored by the attention, the youth pledge his loyalty to the Slay Kween. Years past, and kingdom was invaded by demonic orangutans. The Slay Kween remembered the unimpressive youth, and summoned him to her palace "Go to the Cheese Lands," she commanded, "and slay the sweating beast that resides there!" Now a full grown pillow-face, the noble promised to bring a much needed victory." When he entered the Cheese Lands, he was approached by a blacksmith. "Hold friend," he said. "You mean well, but you do not know this land. "Come with me, I am gathering together countrymen to bring down the beast you seek "I have crafted an iron mostache, and it will be the means to overcome him." The noble scoffed. "Begone, peasent, this fight is beyond your crude means! "The blessed Slay Kween has gifted me with the arms and strategems to bring the monster down." Brimming with confidence, the noble rode into the heart of the sweating beast's lair, Where he was swiftly beaten to death with a wet rolled-up towel.
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Jun 22, 2017 16:51
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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/873997106972958720 In the age known then as "The End of History", the land was ruled by a King and Queen. The Queen was incredibly ambitious, and looked forward to the day she would rule alone. "I will craft the most perfect plot, and my ascendancy will be an inevitability. "And though my foes will see it coming, they will be powerless to stop it." When the King passed, the Queen moved her court to a great island citadel. There she marshaled her forces, though she ignored the troubles of her kingdom. When all was ready, her great and splendid host marched from her stronghold, Only to be wiped out in a cornfield by a half-drow Warlord. The Warlord desired unity, and made the Queen his advisor. Biting her tongue, the Queen convinced the Warlord that she should be restored to the throne. In time, her forces were restored, with the singular goal of achieving this one goal. It was this dedication that allowed her army to barely bring the quarrelsome people to heel. "At last!" she exclaimed, breaking a pane of glass to commemorate her final triumph to come. "It is my turn to rule, and all signs point to ultimate victory. "The people will love and cherish my reign of reason and enlightenment." Those were her last words as she was decapitated by a red hat.
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Jun 23, 2017 19:18
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UHD posted:reading is for dweebs
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Jul 4, 2017 23:57
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loquacius posted:He stopped trolling for a while, and the thread got much better, but he's backsliding The trolling ideal is that no one knows if you are trolling or being serious.
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Jul 14, 2017 22:47
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes Currently playing in my head- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bdFzLm7Rc but with 
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Jul 25, 2017 20:06
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zegermans posted:Ironstache 2020 is actually the best possible option IMO ftfy
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Jul 26, 2017 20:23
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Democrats DLC is "we won't fix the ending to ME3 because doing so won't solve racism".
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Jul 28, 2017 21:49
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Al! posted:i like that the mst3k guy is dsa af now https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/892755223957123076 A shame that Frank is still a Hillbot. 
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Aug 2, 2017 16:41
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Planescape is Bae.
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Aug 22, 2017 17:08
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Squizzle posted:is yr av from a dark ages vampire book Yes. Its the picture that coined the term "fish-malk"
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Aug 22, 2017 23:19
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Health Insurance is murder. The Guillotines are long past due
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Aug 25, 2017 18:28
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Is it time to yet?
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Aug 26, 2017 21:25
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zegermans posted:Am I wrong in thinking 2008 was tighter or was it the same scenario where it looked close on paper but realistically you'd need a 10 point landslide in every remaining state to make up the difference? According to my totally infallible recollection of things from nearly a decade ago (don't question if you don't want 2 b a moran), it was the latter.
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Sep 15, 2017 19:53
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Russia doxxed Sombra. Them ruining everything is confirmed.
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Sep 29, 2017 14:04
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Didn't Biden describe Obama as "really articulate for an african american" during the '08 primaries. If my memory is right then its amazing we didn't see the writing when he got the VP nom.
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Oct 7, 2017 17:04
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@dril fans! I need a link to his tweet trying to explain blowing his leg off. The Nier LP needs it!
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Oct 24, 2017 01:22
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Thank you. Have a consolidated data-center.
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Oct 24, 2017 01:29
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Rand alPaul posted:This and the Skeleton War tweet are probably his finest tweets alongside Corncob. I feel that the There is no difference one is going to be the most relevant for the remainder of TDI's LP
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Oct 24, 2017 01:42
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Raskolnikov38 posted:true story: i had no idea fight song was thing outside of the clinton campaign until i heard it used as music for wwe's cancer awareness month ads So they're pro-cancer? Controversial, but understandable.
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Oct 30, 2017 23:28
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loquacius posted:I actually unironically hope this is true because of how many people's brains would implode It turned out Russia was in our hearts all along. (friendship ended with fish-vampire. Queek/Skrolk 2020)
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Nov 7, 2017 19:59
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Eh gently caress it, I'm in a silly mood, lets compare politicians to Total Warhammer characters Trump is basically Mazdamundi, a fat fascist Pepe with gaudy tastes that wants to build a wall across Naggorath and make Tulsi Gabbard is Kroq-Gar, because both want to wage Forever War across the Middle East/Araby. Since Ulthuan is pretty much Warhammer Fantasy's Team America World Police, that would make George W Tyrion, which also fits with people thinking Tyrion's okay now despite him being as likely to attack other Asuri as its external enemies. That of course would make Jeb! Teclis, who in theory is the more capable of the two brothers, but is too bogged down in Vampire poo poo to be effective. Blanking on dark elves. Was going to with Bernie and Liz Warren, but came up with better analogues in the Old World. Ditto for Skaven, in fact, this whole thing seems dumb now. EDIT: Hillary is of course Archeon, someone the game wants you to think is a total badass but is in fact a bland fail-machine whose only successes are because the DNC/GW rig the results in their favor, then throw a massive hissy fit when even that's not enough to cover the stench of failure. SirPhoebos has issued a correction as of 21:00 on Nov 7, 2017 |
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Nov 7, 2017 20:49
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StashAugustine posted:backstabbing verminous cokehead coward fascists already run the country Then where the gently caress are my Doomwheels? 
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Nov 7, 2017 21:15
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The guy that punched Spencer in the face is def. Grimgor Ironhide.
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Nov 7, 2017 22:45
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I'm glad of it Also shuddup WJ
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Nov 8, 2017 05:23
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Some of my favorite cc fan fiction: Democrats: Repercussions of Means-Testing Jon Ossoff: Full Life Consolidation Concerned Citizen and the Methods of Electability Agony in Lanyard
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Jan 4, 2018 15:43
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Are we sure they didn't switch to parody format and forgot to tell anyone?
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Jan 4, 2018 20:38
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Anyone that cuts me off in traffic is a traitor.
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Jan 13, 2018 18:59
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Shut up zegermans
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Jan 19, 2018 03:24
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shut up zegermans
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Jan 25, 2018 14:26
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Dairy Days posted:its literally in the constitution So was slavery.
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Feb 17, 2018 00:48
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Pay your maid, WJ. Also, kill Jester.
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Feb 22, 2018 14:09
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punk rebel ecks posted:I'm glad that I never got into Harry Potter. 
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Feb 28, 2018 00:35
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Biden a gently caress
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Mar 7, 2018 01:54
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My step-dad voted den primary for the first time last night. I...I don't have the heart to break it to him.
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Mar 21, 2018 13:46
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Days that WJ has paid his maid: 0. EDIT: Also have some fanart becuase idiots ruined that thread 
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Apr 24, 2018 21:51
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https://theintercept.com/2018/04/26...-of-steny-hoyer them all
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Apr 26, 2018 19:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YVRu09nAo
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Apr 27, 2018 03:06
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:https://twitter.com/joe___nelson/status/989707790653542400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4s
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NEVER ENOUGH ACCELERATIONISM!
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