Vox Nihili posted:

no one cares about primaries, especially not young people and independents. turns out those folks are still a key part of an effective dem coalition in the general election, though! clinton tried to replace them with moderate, wealthy republicans and got loving humiliated

Venom Snake posted:

For this incarnation of the Suck Throne our official ideology is Houxtraism.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkRuffalo/status/874606714678542337

Vox Nihili posted:

<sub>https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/where-can-democrats-win-georgia-6-ossoff-handel/

Democrats have gone 0-for-4 in these races. From an emotional standpoint, the outcomes have been disheartening for Democrats. From an analytical standpoint, however, they’ve ranged between “not bad” and “pretty great” for Democrats as compared with their results from the 2012, 2014 and 2016 elections — consistent with the sorts of results Democrats would expect if they were on track to compete for the House next year.</sub>

Good. News. For. Dem. Coin.

Vox Nihili posted:

"Pretty good year" confirmed.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

e: hold on

quote:

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- hillary was smeared from day -8395

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

hmm no this looks like status quo chasing Trump voters actually (also it would be evil)

UHD posted:

so he's inedible

logikv9 posted:

gene hackman fan was good but became a little bit more insane post-avatar change imo

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

you also thought Trump was going to lose, so you've really been batting a thousand this whole time, actually

Cinnamon Bear posted:

Well he's not wrong

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

seriously, was there anyone here who was actually alarmed by Trump winning the nomination? because hillary was a conventional candidate going against a wholly unconventional candidate.

I mean, I ask this because once primaries ended I hosed off from the forums for a while because lol if i, an insufferable goon, am gonna listen to other insufferable goons be insufferable about someone who turned out to literally own house slaves.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

to use a pop culture analogy so that the bad dems itt can understand where the gently caress i'm coming from: imagine some third-rate also ran who only learned about wizardy from youtube tutorials originally recorded in a foriegn language, overworked and underpaid and completely insane, is the only one trying to keep cthulu sealed up in his tomb because harold porter, richard wisely and harmony grenidier hosed off back to hedgeward's to lick deloris babbage's boots because her election to head principal of hedgeward was an inevitiability so imagine when an utter fuckup like phillip petticoat managed to slime his way in because babbage couldn't be hosed to let students in the hobblepop house know what she was gonna do for them.

in other words, y'all hosed up and here i am.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

oh, please don't get the impression that i'm a fan. i've written the absolute boy a letter begging him to make sure blairites get the bullet, too, when he decides to start the revolution.

NNick posted:

Wasn't there a male 70 year old atheist Jew socialist who is too idealistic and therefore toxic due to the political realities of our day or did I dream that.

Shear Modulus posted:

"i dont know why people are so eager to post on reddit about how theyre so much smarter than everyone else"

Baloogan posted:

is... this... satire ?

Uncle Wemus posted:

Would it really be much worse if dems ran a pro choice socialist in Oklahoma

But what if they were ok with guns

SirPhoebos posted:

I said I would do Drakengard/Nier weapon stories for Bad Dems, but got distracted by MMOs. Thankfully, work is dumb and I have nothing else to do, so put on your Emil heads


In his youth, this Ohioan went to see the King along with other noble families.
While there, the Slay Kween spied the boy's unquestioning face.
"That one" she said, "He has no personality-exactly what our country needs!"
So enamored by the attention, the youth pledge his loyalty to the Slay Kween.

Years past, and kingdom was invaded by demonic orangutans.
The Slay Kween remembered the unimpressive youth, and summoned him to her palace
"Go to the Cheese Lands," she commanded, "and slay the sweating beast that resides there!"
Now a full grown pillow-face, the noble promised to bring a much needed victory."

When he entered the Cheese Lands, he was approached by a blacksmith.
"Hold friend," he said. "You mean well, but you do not know this land.
"Come with me, I am gathering together countrymen to bring down the beast you seek
"I have crafted an iron mostache, and it will be the means to overcome him."

The noble scoffed. "Begone, peasent, this fight is beyond your crude means!
"The blessed Slay Kween has gifted me with the arms and strategems to bring the monster down."
Brimming with confidence, the noble rode into the heart of the sweating beast's lair,
Where he was swiftly beaten to death with a wet rolled-up towel.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877982889857527808

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/877964435540848640

Jazerus posted:

paranoid randroid posted:

im lovin this cryptid candidate guy

Al! posted:

a fifth challenger has just announced for WI01, your pathetic middle school vice principal

Willa Rogers posted:

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer

Al! posted:

now do a pixel art portrait of this

Al! posted:

now do a pixel art portrait of this

ThndrShk2k posted:

It'll take a moment for me to get the smug right.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

sounds like the boardroom of every Silicon Valley startup ever

Hillarious Clinton posted:

Use me like an app

Concerned Citizen posted:

politico had a piece on the jane sanders/burlington college issue today, but the real money quote:


lol trump is literally gonna use the justice department to go after bernie & his wife

Concerned Citizen posted:

brady toensing is the person who sent the justice department a letter alleging that jane sanders committed bank fraud, and he also is on a personal crusade to destroy sanders, thus if he was appointed by trump he would almost certainly move to indict

jarofpiss posted:

it's important to promote socialists and leftists for office but the only path forward for this country is mass boomer death and i don't see the dems incorporating that into their platform any time soon

Al! posted:

experience what

Al! posted:

i think the reference is to how they burned their source, reality winner