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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

guillotines for the rich, gulags for the centrists

Ftfy.

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

if politics is war then you need to cashier your old-guard generals if they don't measure up. that's how we got eisenhower who was an obscure colonel in 1941. also ulysses s. grant.

haven't any of you studied military history???

Conservatives and Socialists read Von Clausewitz. Liberals read the kid who would be president.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

The last floor sit in was a catastrophe.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Zhulik posted:

I think the big problem with most D&D posters is that they weren't bullied enough as kids

This, totally this.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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When it comes to symbols this is what I recognize.



Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

new plank: medicare for none

NO, Medicare for pre sixty year olds. NOne after age sixty.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

for some, it will be an awful downgrade. I'm talking about people who like to compare plans on the he open market and read their explanation of benefits forms to figure out whether the co-insurance rate is bumping up against deductible limits and maybe they should put more in the health savings account next year for the tax savings.

we need to be mindful of how much single payer will hurt these people.

I would just open up gulags for vox writers.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

anime was right posted:

it seems like billionaires have two modes of personality transition: they turn into hideous evil greed barons or they turn into benevolent money messiahs and i could genuinely see him becoming the latter. in which case he might actually be a good president.

that said, lol, im not taking that risk if i have to. hes also a total sociopath doofus so i think even if he tries to become the latter he wont be good at it.

that said, maaaaaaybe running on and implementing just "the things that more people want" could result in a net gain for the country so idk lol who cares we're all hosed

The problem is that the best we could hope for is a FDR. FDR killed radicalism in America and made people comfortable with managerial liberalism.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Uncle Wemus posted:

this guy again



inb4 bad dems end up voting for it anyway

What the gently caress is Ciroc?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Grognan posted:

Fancy vodka that gives you hangovers.

All loving Vodka gives you hangovers. ALso someone who goes fancy on Vodka is a loving cuck. Vodka is Vodka.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

overpriced vodka morons buy

I have a rule of never pay more then thirty dollars for alcohol.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Wow, for once that cowardly, racist hobbit is right.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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Al! posted:

xposting lmao

You kow the Butlerian Jihad in 'Dune'? Maybe not a bad idea.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

anime was right posted:

im still sad i drank the kool aid during the last few days. i was genuinely terrified of a trump win for most of the campaign

:same: Worse was them always finding a way to attack Bernie fans.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

loquacius posted:

wait, is that tweet not a joke

is that prediction supposed to be a pro-Hillary idea

Are you supposed to think "yes, this woman should win an election because it'd allow her to totally dunk on her husband, whom I also like"

I should probably know my pre-election Twitter personalities better than I do
Shes the women who claims Chapo cyberstalks woman right?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

loquacius posted:

I'm going to ask a question that a whole lot of Clintonites have asked before, because apparently I don't know the answer either

what does "progressive" even loving mean anymore jesus

Progressivism for almost the entirety of its existence has been to as I believe Zizek would say"give capital a human face...snifff".

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Rand alPaul posted:

I agree, let's begin by sending federal troops into the South to show them our mettle.

I could agree with this if we also send troops to "Purify" Colorado Springs, the Suburbs of Milwaukee, and Grand Rapids Michigan.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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He really is starting to look like Matt Christman.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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etalian posted:

So is this guy's account CC or Fulcrums?

Cc is semicoherent.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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Has anyone ever seen what Comrade Garrison thinks of these?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

punk rebel ecks posted:

Is overpopulation really a thing? Or is it just something to cover up for the fact that the first world nations take up an ungodly amount of resources?
NO, its mostly a thing for misanthropes and neolibs to agree on.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

What movie is that?

Not a movie. Its the Flash.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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ThndrShk2k posted:

https://mic.com/articles/182238/the-democrats-biggest-donor-says-the-party-is-blowing-it-and-should-get-behind-bernies-platform#.KU6Z9lNiK


Dem should know when they done hosed up when moneybags goes "Sanders is cool and good, ya dumbasses!"

But remember McGovern?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Why am I suddenly sporting a hardon?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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You know we could run a celebrity.



https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/apr/21/viggo-mortensen-mauricio-macri-argentina-film-funding%5C

Crowsbeak has issued a correction as of 02:16 on Jul 18, 2017

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy



Cuck being interviewed posted:

When did you start identifying as a neoliberal?
In the wake of the 2016 election. I was frustrated. I did not want to go hard left with Bernie, and the idea of going hard right with Trump was less appealing than eating my own toenails. The dissatisfaction in the American political climate has prompted a massive mistrust in institutions, in norms, and in a (mostly) working-class status quo in the new age of globalization... Unsound policies like a $15/hr minimum wage or "canceling" student debt with Quantitative Easing have put me off from going further left. [Author's note: Quantitative Easing for student loan relief was one of Jill Stein's 2016 election platforms, but is not one generally accepted by the left.] I feel alone in the idea that, while I genuinely believe that the left wants to help poor and under-served communities, I'm also confident that they do not know the best ways to actually serve those communities.


Seriously love him calling Bernie hard right.

Another cuck being interviewed posted:

VICE: When did you start identifying as a neoliberal?
Aryeh Cohen-Wade: I read a lot of Matt Yglesias and Jon Chait in my 20s. Would identify more as an "Obama-ist," if that's a thing. I embrace neoliberalism because socialism has failed everywhere it has been tried—I have cousins who live on a kibbutz in Israel, and they've almost completely abandoned all their socialist tenets. Market capitalism is an inevitable outgrowth of human nature. [But] I believe the state should reign in capitalism's excesses and provide a safety net for all citizens, including universal health care.
Yeah Chait gets the Gulag. Also lol "Human nature".

Same cuck being interviewed posted:

How do you feel about the hatred neoliberals get from the left? Do you think it's justified?
I think it's foolhardy and counterproductive. Trump-ism is a five-alarm fire that everyone on the left (defined broadly) should be uniting to oppose. Chapo Trap House–ism is convincing lefties that their true enemies are the people who agree with them 75 percent instead of the people who disagree with them 100 percent. If fighting Trump can't unite the left, nothing will.

Best part. For obvious reasons.


Biggest Cuck posted:

When did you start identifying as a neoliberal?
I started identifying as neoliberal during the 2016 Democratic primary because both candidates were a bit too far left for my taste, and I wanted a different label for myself.

Basically none of my friends identify as one. My co-workers mostly voted for Trump and think I'm a communist, and my friends are super liberal and think I'm a MAGA hat-wearing conservative. I think that neoliberal has weirdly become a pejorative all over the political spectrum.
Hillarry, "UHC never going to happen is to leftist."

Seriously we can bully these cucks easily.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
:drat:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Finicums Wake posted:

retrain in gulags the Democratic Party leadership imo

FTFY

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
The thing that gives me hope is that now there is a community t fight back against the cucks. THe DCCC keeps having to every time it reveals its true form to save face. Which makes me think that 2018 will be just a giant clusterfuck that will gain the GOP a small amount nationally while possibly loving it on state levels. I just want to see Tom Perez get yelled at in the aftermath.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

good

I look forward to UCAS

I hope for a CSA.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Struggle sessions.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Frijolero posted:

There are SOOO many simple policy points that Dems could be hogging right now:

- Amazon wants to gobble everything up? Tax the ever-living gently caress out of them
- Pharma wants to raise prices? Price controls, freeze prices, nationalize the poo poo
- WALMART IS COMMITTING WAGE THEFT, GUILOTINE THE loving WALTONS YOU MORONS
As a former employee of that family I thought the sentiment was not right

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

So maybe Sanders was just being nice to Mccain so he could then give him a final push from the mortal coil when he revealed this.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

People like this man are why I think America will require a purification.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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He is a cuck.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Same except anyone discussing "tax credits for businesses."

Agreed comrade.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Keith Ellison.

"Vote for the actual Muslims Socialist, this time.

Also if Ironstache Unseats Ryan, then he'd replace Keith if only because we can make Stephen King's nightmares come true and have a candidate run with hard hats.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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Taintrunner posted:

bernie: i have opened the door. but you must follow keith through it if you are to see an america free of trump and the tyranny of capital

berniebros: yes, my lord. we shall carry the torch and bern down the oligarchy, and honor your name

hillarymen: ka- kamala? harris? anyone? anyone??? MODS!!!

Is this meant to be a reference to The Last Battle? E Oh gently caress this is OT.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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navyjack posted:

Here is Keith Ellison playing a song to celebrate Minnesota passing $15/hr minimum wage.

https://twitter.com/georgetakei/status/890354546521800705

George Takei, good dem celebrity and he should have had his own Excelsior Series. Now lets go to a bad dem celebrity.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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got any sevens posted:

you forgot the pancakes

She should have had CPS called for making those pancakes.

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
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There can only be one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJC6YniD4Q

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