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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cuck zone

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
huffpo, and also a blog

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

quote:

About
His dad worked in the water distribution industry, and his mother was a property manager. He grew up playing soccer and football, and he played childhood chess games with his grandfather. He learned the importance of social justice, empathy toward others, and doing the right thing even when it is difficult. His passion for public service was sparked when, at 10 years old, he attended a campaign rally and met his new hero, then-First Lady Hillary Clinton.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
10 years old, learned to succ


eat poo poo hemingway

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/877640113726996484

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/877643150562648064

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cant wait for the reveal of ironstache's perfect policy page, except for the line about changing the age of consent to 15

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
tom perez shouting "jupiter's cock" at fratbros

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Vox Nihili posted:

"Pretty good year" confirmed.

good to see strategy finally headed by jon bois

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i, personally, am about 1,700 grad students

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

David. Dave. Dave people are dy-

daiiiiiiiisies


daaaaaaisies

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

no

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

So would a sales tax but for the seller work? That way corporations pay taxes on sales in the country and can't do shenigans to obscure their global profit to avoid taxes

Like most people I don't understand taxes so if this is dumb as hell I am sorry

no

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UHD posted:

what does that make bernie

the rind

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/877707862990086148

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zo posted:

why were all the g06 threads closed anyway,? i wonder if they would've been closed if ossoff won lol

i closed mine because it was funny

and it would have been funnier to close it right after the call if he won

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

gene hackman fan was good but became a little bit more insane post-avatar change imo

cummies

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

evergreen tweet

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zo posted:

he seemed to have a reasonable chance at times but yeah you couldn't tell from d&d or cspam both of which were taking a 6-month long victory lap before the election even happened

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

glad i could have the queen's speech mansplained to me by an absolute boy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
Tell me why you decided to challenge Paul Ryan.

I’m a lifelong resident of Southeastern Wisconsin. I graduated from public schools, went into the Army after that. When I came back, I was diagnosed with cancer and I didn’t have insurance, and now it’s considered a preexisting condition. I worked sometimes two full-time jobs to make ends meet. Finally, I joined the union, the Ironworkers Union, which had an apprenticeship. I got my journeyman’s card and I’ve been doing that for 20 years now. As I drive through the district I can look and see, “I worked on that, I built that.” So literally I spent the last 20 years of my life building the district. Looking over at Paul Ryan, I’m wondering what he’s been doing.

owns

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/868824837195694081

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i, too, am a cheesepacker

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/moongoddess1968/status/871203944684556288
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/871212926484566016

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/862737408844066821

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
reading through his twitter feed is loving work, this guy is like if plato made an idea-golem of careposting bad dems

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/KathiHoff61/status/869931044245577728
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/870008054732992512

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

docbeard posted:

So David Yankovich is a robot, isn't he?

(I'm bored of the hexapodia thing. New gimmick: robots)

a markov bot trained on hashtags and linking to Trump Did A Bad Thing tweets with a "this is a huge mistake!!! trump is done!!"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/859462090498727936

#resist

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/859425802601058304
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/859458790307106816

the gently caress does that even mean

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/858853615913644037

lmaoooooooooo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Serf posted:

isn't paul ryan's district a lot like handel's? mostly rich white people which is why he's never gonna get voted out?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin%27s_1st_congressional_district

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Serf posted:

lmao 91% white and 57% white-collar

rip ironstache

baobab HUSSEIN bobaba won it in '08 so it'd probably be in play with a Good Candidate

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/857654435849306112

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

ahahahahahah wait is he shaming her campaign staffers for insufficient devotion

https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/813027850953588736

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

loquacius posted:

Who exactly are these posts quoting, other than every person I know who backed Hillary in the primary

oh this gets funnier


he supported bernie in the primaries

https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/805924924120584192

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Vox Nihili posted:

I'm honestly not sure I even believe him. He constantly talks about how much he idolizes Hillary. Hillary is supposedly his hero and reason for entering politics. He wouldn't just make all that up, would he???

its bizarre because he did post a lot of stuff about how hillary has a v good chance of losing the primary in the same tone that he posted all the poo poo where trump is absolutely going to lose the general and trump is absolutely going to be impeached any day now

https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/634139873679699968
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/654189468094738432

but he didnt ever really post any substantial pro-bernie thing, just a bunch of "go bernie" or "bernie looks better than hillary" vacuous ~opinions~ and then pivoted right into

https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/757718937580756997

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
The Perfectly Bad Democrat

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Crowsbeak posted:

Conservatives and Socialists read Von Clausewitz. Liberals read the kid who would be president.

mao said to murder any generals who got to feelin a bit big for their britches

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
thats an exact quote, thats how mao talked

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

this Yankovich guy is a clone they grew in a vat and just decanted on Monday

the ghost of george mcgovern's campaign sealed inside a gourd and shoved into one of pence's horsewives, putrefying into an anthroparion 40 weeks after bernie conceded

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