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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/877964435540848640

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ah yes, the great akron shipyards

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Willa Rogers posted:

lol, that's all I could see w/out registering.

he has one youtube up; hard to believe that he thought the B&W selfie, muttering platitudes, with a 5 o'clock shadow and rumpled hair, was gonna help him in any way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8vEYusma0k

Published on Apr 1, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

GalacticAcid posted:

read settlers

break up amerikkka

skip straight to settlers 2 gold edition imo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

her music owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HJ9NUC9M0U

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

an immutable symbolism circlejerk, forever

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
haunted by a lanyard

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

a fourth challenger appears, who is either some kind of highly developed neural net bot or a very strange ghost in the Twitter servers

an actual minion

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the punisher logo painted in rainbow colors

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Willa Rogers posted:

the schism/faction thing in the party is irrevocable, at this point... there's not going to be any dem electoral victories for the near future bc so many berdies won't vote for bad dems anymore while lanyards are sticking with their corporate-donors-and-pragmatic-baby-steps-are-just-fine-and-who-needs-single-payer-anyway scripts.

schisms and factions and wings consistently losing are all actually good things

sarah palin's loss as loving vp did more to shift the political dialogue in this country than anything obama did, because the range of acceptable dialogue on the national stage suddenly included loving idiot morons who knew nothing about anything

people naturally triangulate from whatever they're presented, so if you want some communism soon, the best way to get there in 2-3 cycles is to run a few people honestly and earnestly arguing full communism now. the democrats' biggest sin over the last dozen or so years is trying to outsmart that process by pre-triangulating and then tripping all over their dicks

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
and its not like idiot fucker palinites were the "vanguard" of the gop up until that point or even after that point, so vanguard talk is dumb as gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

:mmmsmug:

huh its almost as if it creates inauthenticity which people have desperately found respite in for answer seeking because they don't have the luxury of their convenient distractions anymore when they're busy dying ya

note to self: offer hash browns at next policy meeting

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

youd be surprised at how you can calm people down with comfort food

its almost as if the fast food industry......

naaah :thunk:

goin straight edge but just for serotonin

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/CEOSleepout/status/877812107168763904

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

experience what

virtual poverty

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
homelessness simulator 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

yeah but she wont need to worry her knees w/the stairs and the walking and whatnot

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ahahahahahahahaha

http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/keenan-pontoni-jon-ossoff-democrats

quote:

Pontoni’s father, who’d come down to Georgia for the election, was worried. Every time he texted his son to check in, he received a discouraging response: “Ugh.”

By 9 p.m., Pontoni knew it was over.

Shortly thereafter, his father got another text. “They want me in the boiler room,” he told Pontoni’s stepmother. The young campaign manager was giving the important people in his life a heads-up that Ossoff had lost, well before CNN called the race.

Last fall, Pontoni managed Democrat Gretchen Driskell’s campaign against Michigan GOP Rep. Tim Walberg. She lost by 15 points. Up until that point, Pontoni wasn’t used to losing. He’d previously managed a successful county commission and state House race in his native Michigan.

But despite back-to-back losses, Pontoni’s now a man in high demand, with a bright future in a party that desperately needs fresh perspectives.

“Maybe he should go from this to running a presidential campaign,” said Democratic pollster John Anzalone, who worked on the Ossoff campaign. “He has the mettle to really do any type of race.”

quote:

Pontoni rejects the postelection criticism from groups such as MoveOn.org, which endorsed Ossoff but has said he should have gone after Handel on President Donald Trump and health care more aggressively.

“When you run on national issues that are inherently partisan, because they are being litigated by the two parties nationally, you make the race more partisan, and folks tend to go in the corners of their parties,” Pontoni said.

quote:

When Ossoff first called him for a job interview, Pontoni wasn’t prepared. There’d been a miscommunication about time zones.

“He woke me up. And I was not ready at all. I had no notes, I didn’t even have my laptop open,” Pontoni recalled.

“And he’s just grilling me with deep analytical questions like, ‘How much money do I have to raise? How many doors do I have to knock?’ All this stuff, like, ‘What do you think about investing in TV?’” he said.

By this point, Pontoni had powered up his laptop and was Googling gross ratings points in the Atlanta media market.

“I told him a lot on the call, ‘I don’t know, I’ll have to get back to you.’ But I guess the fact that I said ‘I don’t know’ a lot was one of the reasons he wanted to talk to me more,” Pontoni said. “He said a lot of campaign managers weren’t willing to admit that they didn’t know things.”

quote:

The first time he thought about winning was a few weeks before the April 18 jungle primary. He happened to be driving when the campaign received a poll that showed Ossoff at more than 40 percent.

Pontoni pulled over and cried.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/558333857720975361

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/878347176526528512

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Darkman Fanpage posted:

covfefe!!!!! xD trump's hands small!!!

dont u mean




































































drumpf :smuggo:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Condiv posted:

when he himself is made of carbon.gif

wait that wasnt the tweet i wanted to post

gently caress

here u go





https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/878237321501458432

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i, too, tweeted

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

im the hosed up audio

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/840242514942672896

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

oh cool so when is johnny depp clearing his name by portraying this guy in the upcoming biopic

finally, helena bonham carter is going to play hillary

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

i hope she plays it as that character from the harry potter movies, it would really only be fitting

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
~i killed the democrats, i killed the democrats~

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Hillena Bodham Carton

hell of a bad ham, conrad

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
bernie prose

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Installing a puppet regime comes with business suits and not swords and chainmail so it looks harmless :shobon:

i would be terrified by a puppet regime of actual puppets

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
commissar elmo with a bloody sword hand

and you can only tell when he touches your face

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
raise your yank hands and repeat after me

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Frijolero posted:

Zuck / Ossoff 2020

"Suck us off" lamo, bernie would have won

"because literal milk toast doesnt keep for 35 years"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
hello suck zone

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/815787400655937536

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

In a way that could be a huge improvement. But what would actually happen is the efficient AI would be owned by like 400 families, that would control something like 95% of the entire worlds economic output and all the current relatively rich middle-managers would transition to generational rent seeking where they would have a huge leg-up on the remaining 99% who own nothing.

friend computer, i disagree with this assessment

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

wow he met w general sessions in the cloister room???

w/a candlestick

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/starlasworld/status/879460189522591745

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zegermans posted:

My wife bought a "Nevertheless she Persisted" onesie.

for you or for her

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