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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Suck it suck zone!

You suck!

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Sep 7, 1997


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Iron Stache ain't got time for this sucky rear end bullshit step aside

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Sep 7, 1997


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Super dweeb voice:] buts a democracyyyy~

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Sep 7, 1997


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Al! posted:

i keep re-reading this ad and it brings joy every time. like how they literally mention he is a carpetbagger who only moved there to get elected and move out of their shithole district back to washington

:geno:idontthinkyoueventriedgraystar.jpg:geno:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Condiv posted:

not really, but i'd still like it if you answered two-faced conniving :mrgw:

Pls dont 1 star vote trump thread and please dont be so sucky namaste :shobon: v

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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you whore of tanit :argh:

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Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

tom perez shouting "jupiter's cock" at fratbros

me @ tom perez dnc rally shouting this:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Vox Nihili posted:

heres the dude running against Randy "Ironstache" Bryce



Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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The Muppets On PCP posted:

me, i'm a brown bear

my school's more progressive, we have 100,000 of each species on this planet enrolled but I applaud your pioneering efforts

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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quote:

he played childhood chess games with his grandfather.

help people dyin nobody give a gently caress bout yer childhood memories

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He learned the importance of social justice, empathy toward others, and doing the right thing even when it is difficult.

so can everyone else, its not that fuckin hard david, what do you want a fuckin medal??!?!? HELP! people dyin

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His passion for public service was sparked when, at 10 years old, he attended a campaign rally and met his new hero, then-First Lady Hillary Clinton.

David. Dave. Dave people are dy-

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

non political view... in a political shitposting forum...?

:thunk:

ya, cup's too full m8

presumptive "debates" are boring and repetitive

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Serf posted:

this is why i stick to pessimism

thats pretty boring~

u shouldnt stick to anything but go with the flow, it will give u better posting options namaste

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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i mean, you dont wanna be stuck in your ways like the democrats right

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Sep 7, 1997


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Dreylad posted:

the left is obsessed with being defeated and pessimism, so much so that people kinda fell apart when corbyn started to succeed.

whats damning is really the conscious choice, like you CHOOSE to go after poster for purity and opinion posting that nobody really cares about instead of just mocking people like Ossoff and whats his wormy face Ken or David or whatever relentlessly

speaking of which

IRONSTACHE*

*click*

*until the dirt comes out on him that despite being a vet and a cancer survivor, hes a sexual predator or whatever and all hope is dashed again

oh wait, thats pessimistic, woops

no, wait its deliberate cynicism for ironic purposes, please dont misconstrue thanks in advance :hai:

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Sep 7, 1997


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Dreylad posted:

Oh that's ironstache, cool. I get why people would be cynical about his potential fall as soon as someone finds some kind of moral failing.

It's very fickle

the more he opens his mouth, the more liable he is to be discarded but at the same time he needs exposure.

the left has a Schrodinger bench of potential players that may or may not exist depending on what happens next :q:

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Sep 7, 1997


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Serf posted:

ironystache

:bernpop:

im straight for ironstache*

*until it is revealed that he has murdered children and kept them embalmed in his basement in a grotesque display that is supposed to be an offering to Hillary Clinton

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Venom Snake posted:

I don't think it's about that

oof

never underestimate pettiness when it curries in your favor

principle of self interest~

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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David yanking-off-this-bitch hush yer gums

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Sep 7, 1997


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lmbo

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Sep 7, 1997


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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

We're all dumb

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Lets make a prayer circle and link with nancy then, what are we waiting for :confused:

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Sep 7, 1997


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The Muppets On PCP posted:

check out my sick new yard sign concept do not steal



lol nothing matters

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

the democrats' biggest sin over the last dozen or so years is trying to outsmart that process by pre-triangulating and then tripping all over their dicks

:mmmsmug:

huh its almost as if it creates inauthenticity which people have desperately found respite in for answer seeking because they don't have the luxury of their convenient distractions anymore when they're busy dying ya

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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[extremely obama] it has nothing to do with me! .....it never has!

obviously not :jerkbag:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

note to self: offer hash browns at next policy meeting

youd be surprised at how you can calm people down with comfort food

its almost as if the fast food industry......

naaah :thunk:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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every time

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Sep 7, 1997


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Al! posted:

john analzone

he blows (farts)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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blue man group retired members are the saddest thing to see

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Sep 7, 1997


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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

ironstache status update: still not a milkshake duck

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877802253683392512

keep digging dammit!!!

we have to find the flaws first before we can win

gotta make sure that I can say IRONSTACHE unironically instead of ironically, can't take that chance

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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ya they're bonkers matty

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Sep 7, 1997


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SirPhoebos posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/873997106972958720

In the age known then as "The End of History", the land was ruled by a King and Queen.
The Queen was incredibly ambitious, and looked forward to the day she would rule alone.
"I will craft the most perfect plot, and my ascendancy will be an inevitability.
"And though my foes will see it coming, they will be powerless to stop it."

When the King passed, the Queen moved her court to a great island citadel.
There she marshaled her forces, though she ignored the troubles of her kingdom.
When all was ready, her great and splendid host marched from her stronghold,
Only to be wiped out in a cornfield by a half-drow Warlord.

The Warlord desired unity, and made the Queen his advisor.
Biting her tongue, the Queen convinced the Warlord that she should be restored to the throne.
In time, her forces were restored, with the singular goal of achieving this one goal.
It was this dedication that allowed her army to barely bring the quarrelsome people to heel.

"At last!" she exclaimed, breaking a pane of glass to commemorate her final triumph to come.
"It is my turn to rule, and all signs point to ultimate victory.
"The people will love and cherish my reign of reason and enlightenment."
Those were her last words as she was decapitated by a red hat.

I will never drink that cuck nectar - Baloogan probably

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Al! posted:

i thnk he just kinda wants to bone her

you are just adorable, tee hee~ *bats a stachelash at Louise*

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Sep 7, 1997


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Raskolnikov38 posted:

man that fraction sure does show up an awful lot with the clintons

:wow:

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Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

wait that wasnt the tweet i wanted to post

gently caress

here u go





https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/878237321501458432

oh cool so when is johnny depp clearing his name by portraying this guy in the upcoming biopic

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/873738285482364929

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Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

finally, helena bonham carter is going to play hillary

right, she needs to lead this time and depp carries for once :hai:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Hillena Bodham Carton

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Sep 7, 1997


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Darkman Fanpage posted:

just wait until zuck starts talking about how much he loves game of thrones

and that he wants to bring a harry potter world after surviving this game of thrones world, and that he will make sure america doesnt go into the hunger games world

which it will because he endorses that more than you'd think

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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how much is one american citizen worth afaf

we're cattle so i just want to know what my price tag is post AHCA

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Bip Roberts posted:

Wait, are you talking about post-birth or fetus?

One Large American Adult please

and thats for to go, thanks

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