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Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

I am a genetic combination of EVERY Die Hard villain

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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i am david poile's face

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
Wow the Islanders emptied their coffers there.

EDIT: well Neal headed to the knights to help them be worthy of hate

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Poile is fuckin stunned

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I want an avatar of Torts adjusting his tie on the Discover 360 Cam.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Oh my god we're going to be here until loving midnight.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Penn and Teller ha ha

The guy from the Netflix show ha ha

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Its weird seeing skinny Penn; man I remember really liking Penn & Teller Bullshit, but that led me down to the dark path of community college libertarianism.

Still enjoy their magic tricks though

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

that was awful

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
That was the least exciting use of Penn and Teller

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
david poile looks like the lispy actor guy that was in the dark knight and some other lovely action movie

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
It's like all these jokes were written by and for Mormons

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
STFU Poile

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.
Poile seems legit humbled by the award. I like it. :unsmith:

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
on STRANGER THINGS (pauses for applause but hears none)

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

whatis posted:

on STRANGER THINGS (pauses for applause but hears none)

I have no idea who this guy is but he looks like a younger beefier Frasier.

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

whatis posted:

on STRANGER THINGS (pauses for applause but hears none)

This is an exceedingly long set-up and self-promotion for a really sub par joke

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
THESE JOKES ARE TERRIBLE AND I HAVE TO READ THEM SO I'M GONNA BILLY MAYS HERE THE gently caress OUT OF THEM

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
hell yeah Torts

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
We love 'ya, Torts.

Never change!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Dehumanize yourself and face to Jack Adams winner in TYOOL 2017 John Tortorella.

e- Or, alternately, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DON'T YOU DARE...BE SOWAH.

CLAP...FOR YO' WORLD FAMOUS...TWO-TIME CHAMP

AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL...THE POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Hoo boy Torts haters are gonna be salty

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.
I've enjoyed Torts' face turn this year.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I can't wait for Torts to get fired in 2019. :v:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

enjoy finishing at the bottom this year, Jackets

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I'll repeat what I said the day the Jackets hired Torts, which is that I'm very happy Torts is coaching in the NHL again and it's not my team he's coaching

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

"YOU SUCK TORTS!"
"Thank you!" :v:

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Mike Sullivan... 8th best coach in the league!

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

Eric the Mauve posted:

I'll repeat what I said the day the Jackets hired Torts, which is that I'm very happy Torts is coaching in the NHL again and it's not my team he's coaching

Pretty much this

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Don't worry PAS, you'll get the Jack Adams next year.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

Hockles posted:

"YOU SUCK TORTS!"
"Thank you!" :v:

This was great.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

Don't worry PAS, you'll get the Jack Adams next year.

Yeah that's pretty inevitable unless a bad team has an unexpectedly great year

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Krime posted:

Mike Sullivan... 8th best coach in the league!

I sincerely hope that the whole hockey world continues to collectively say "psh, I could coach that team to the Cup" and underestimate Mike Sullivan for many years to come

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Kill this loving bit already

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
GET THIS loving KID OFF THE STAGE

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Little kid owns

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This kid rules

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

ahaha, he took a shot at the Canucks

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Who is this child

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Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
Best joke of the night

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