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richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!
I found this envelope in a warehouse last weekend. IMPORTANT PHOTOGRAPH, it says.



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richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!


I wonder if these are equally IMPORTANT

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!


Dang Crystal, what are you doing hanging with these guys?

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!
What else is in this loving cursed envelope...

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Sjs00 posted:

is there one of them looking directly into the camera/my soul

... sorta

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Rasta_Al posted:

When I saw Olan Mills I was sure it was just gonna be some lovely school pictures.... color me surprised

Crystal 96 would like a word with you.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Saalkin posted:

Do you have an office or desk at your job? If so frame and hang/place these photos there. Thanks.

I do, but that would interfere with my plan to display it in a place of honor in my home (the shitter).

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

nextlevelstart posted:

Yeah we're doing this.

What year was this taken?

Well, the photos say '96. So I'm guessing 1996.

There are a few more.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Bob NewSCART posted:

Where did those Spooky Pjotos come from OP??!

I collect coin-op machines (video games & pinball), and heard about a warehouse in Eugene, OR that needed to clear out some things. This was in the bottom of a box full of old PC components. They said they'd bought out a TV repair shop after the owner retired (or... died?), and this was from that batch of stuff. There's a name and address on the envelope. The name is "KEN JOHNSN."

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Iron Crowned posted:

Any more important photographs in there?

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Iron Crowned posted:

Which one is Crystal then?

I think Crystal 96 is from a different set. No Olan Mills mark, rounded corners instead of square.

A friend pointed out that the mask looked like it was Wayne from Wayne's World. It checks out, but it raises more questions than it answers.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!
Last photo. Feel free to post your own IMPORTANT PHOTOGRAPHs or muse on what exactly the gently caress is happening with these things.



My personal theory is that someone went as Wayne for Halloween and the child developed a preternatural bond with the mask. They went into the shoot with the idea that the boy would be dressed as a clown, but he wouldn't cooperate unless someone was wearing the mask. The rathaired degenerate simulacrum of Mike Meyers is an integral part of managing the kid's day to day. Nobody likes it, but they're doing what they can to survive.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!
Update,

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

OP needs to get the gently caress back to that warehouse and look for more pictures

I'll get my people on it.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

holy poo poo

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

MissEchelon posted:

i have questions about these pictures

I would like to hear your questions.

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

geeves posted:

Can I get an original size of this?

https://imgur.com/a/s7gMR

richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

Canned Panda posted:

My wife is going to be extremely confused when she gets home from work today...



This is incredible.

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richard gearhead
Jun 1, 2005

My new penis is a gigantic monster!

DoctorGonzo posted:

This is a very entertaining thread. Could some of the wizards do a Ferrari themed one?

Absolutely not. Get out of my thread.

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